3 things about me

[Guest]

7. It took me a year to find my first g/fs clit.

Goodfuckinggrief! She stayed with you a year?!

 

[dirtylover]

12. I find it hard to follow the guidelines in a thread, even when they're set by me. That says a lot about me in general.

hiya J'ar

no, the other you...

 

[N8Dreams]

most Im bored by 3

 

[NoJo]

1. My second country is France but I prefer only to visit.
2. I only drink French wine - Australia grows sheep not vines.
3. I have a split personality. Which one am I now? I don't know.

Jeanne

You are Kolly Kibber, and I claim my £5.

 

[dirtylover]

Goodfuckinggrief! She stayed with you a year?!

- endearing can go a long way...

 

[NoJo]

Re: 3?

3. i love to give myself "eargasms" with a Q-tip *shivers in anticipation*

Now, that's kink. And I love the word "eargasms". mmm.

 

[Liar]

Hey, this is fun.

4. There are four people in the world that I know well enough to trust completely. Dad, sis, best friend, former girlfirend. None of those are me.

5. I can't recall ever being really violent.

6. I let my grandmother think that I'm gay, because she refuse to grasp the concept of bisexuality. She is however perfectly ok with that.

#L

 

[Guest]

Re: Hey, this is fun.

I let my grandmother think that I'm gay, because she refuse to grasp the concept of bisexuality.

Now that is endearing.

 

[NoJo]

Imagine the embarrassment when you show up at your gran's with a lady friend

 

[Guest]

4) My husband is the only man that I have willingly had sex with.
5) I have a problem trusting people.
6) Three of my four children were born premature through no fault of mine.

 

[oggbashan]

1. I'm an ancient monument.
2. I used to be a surf lifesaver when surfboards were 15 feet long.
3. I held a female koala. It peed on my hand.

Og

 

[NoJo]

4) My husband is the only man that I have willingly had sex with.
5) I have a problem trusting people.
6) Three of my four children were born premature through no fault of mine.

Hey, this is like "truth or dare".


My hyperactive storytelling mind linked 4 and 5 (the word "willingly"). I hope I'm wrong.

 

[Liar]

Imagine the embarrassment when you show up at your gran's with a lady friend

Would probably go something like this. "Hey grannie, want to meet my girlfriend?"

"So you folks call yourself that too?"

"No, she really is my girlfriend."

"Ah, yes. She. No boundaries in the 22nd century, is that how it goes? You kids are all so...modern these days."

#L

(yes, 22nd was intentional. she is a major exaggerator...)

 

[NoJo]

1. I'm an ancient monument.
2. I used to be a surf lifesaver when surfboards were 15 feet long.
3. I held a female koala. It peed on my hand.

Og

1. We know. We love you. Please don't let English Heritage fence you off during the solstice.

2. cool. I bet they weighed a ton too.

3. Which is why you've never suffered from rheumatism, presumably.

 

[dirtylover]

Re: Re: Hey, this is fun.

Now that is endearing.

Yeah, but not as endearing as me, right?

....

13. I used to work in a sandwich shop, and one day took home a binbag of sandwiches. I was stopped by a homeless man who asked me for change. Instead, I gave him a sandwich, and it was not long before I had a crowd of hungry homless people: alcoholics, withered old women, stray children... surrounding me, asking for sandwiches. I got more than a few comments about being a good samaritan and all that. It left a warm glow that didn't even fade when I realised I'd missed my last train home...


I still give a fond smile whenever I remember that treasured moment.


yours,

endearingly,

dirty 'tongue aching in cheek' lover

 

[dirtylover]

1. We know. We love you. Please don't let English Heritage fence you off during the solstice.

Jeezus, your funny!

 

[Guest]

Hey, this is like "truth or dare".


My hyperactive storytelling mind linked 4 and 5 (the word "willingly"). I hope I'm wrong.

Well, it wasn't the cause... but it was the icing on the cake so to speak.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Hey, this is fun.

Yeah, but not as endearing as me, right?

OK, but don't push it, lad.

 

[oggbashan]

1. We know. We love you. Please don't let English Heritage fence you off during the solstice.

2. cool. I bet they weighed a ton too.

3. Which is why you've never suffered from rheumatism, presumably.

1. Thank you. I was around before English Heritage and I trample on fences.

2. My favourite was 18 feet long and weighed 120lbs. It was hard to throw over a wave and dangerous if you got in the way. Great for stunts like doing a forward roll while on a wave, or carrying a young lady on my shoulders while surfing standing up.

3. I think she was annoyed about being woken up. Don't think the pee has any theraputic effects.

Og

 

[N8Dreams]

Goodfuckinggrief! She stayed with you a year?!

I die by laughing

 

[oo0_boo_0oo]

4. I broke my arm on my seventh birthday

5. I have only ever laughed til I peed once in my life.

6. As a child I would only eat baked beans, corned beef and vanilla ice cream!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Three weaknesses:

My wife
My kids
Stray Kittens
Bombay Gin Martinis, up, painfully dry and devoid of any vegetable matter

Lime

Lime another weakness might be listed as effectively counting to three...

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

painfully dry and devoid of any vegetable matter

Lime

I suffer from that sometimes...