3 things about me

[Guest]

Yeah - I waz too bizzy fuckin da ho's to notice wefer dey were packin the pounds or were sycho bitches or whatever. I fink it's beautiful too.


(sorry - can't have people thinking I have a nice, sensitive side - arrogant young prick is what I'm aiming for)

And you do it in such an adorable way, Sweetie.



Hey Cloudy (love the nick!)

A big welcome from me, too. Looks like you've got what it takes not to be emotionally scarred by the mob in here.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

three more?

Four: I enjoy using 'the finger', while driving or otherwise.

Five: I made the winning catch in the '93 State Championship Girl's Softball match. (Only problem was, I collided with a teammate at a very high rate of speed and tore the shit out of the ligaments in my right knee. The upside: a very strong and handsome paramedic carried me to the ambulance and into the hospital. )

Six: I once lost the bottom of my bikini while water skiing. (In front of a sailboat full of frat boys. )

~lucky (and sometimes not so lucky)

 

[Guest]

arrogant young prick is what I'm aiming for

dl, you've been failing at that from the start. Give up, sweetiepie.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Three more...

4. I have size 8 feet.

5. I can taste oranges in my mouth right now.

6. I dream of peace, quiet and wide open spaces.


Lou

 

[Honey123]

Three things about me:

1. I am an exercise fanatic

2. I love a good joke

3. I wear my heart on my sleeve

 

[oo0_boo_0oo]

1. My great uncle was the archbishop of Jerusalem

2. My dad competed in the 1953 Royal Tournament Naval Gun Run.

3. I couldn't live without Jazz, tea or nicotene.

 

[NoJo]

Cor blimey (except the jazz/tea/nicotine, that applies to me too)

 

[Guest]

3 more

I have three different names in RL (one used by everyone outside my family, one taken up by a special friend; then there's Mom, Perdita, Madame, Dita, etc.)

I know nothing about astrology but I like that I am a Scorpio.

I love the histories of Mexico, Britain and pre-revolutionary Russia.

Perdita

 

[English Lady]

1, I cannot stand tea ....i especially hate used teabags. they give me the creeps.


2, I have only ever had sex with one man in real life.


3, SOmetimes I'm really not as chirpy and upbeat as I seem.

 

[Honey123]

3 more


4. I am self-conscious

5. I love coffee (TONS OF COFFEE)

6. I am a Lay's Potato Chip addict

 

[NoJo]

1. He sometimes talks about himself in the third person

2. I rarely finish a

3. Sometimes, when nobody's looking, I boil up a tin of "Fussells" condensed milk, and then put my dick in it and call it "Mary-Ann".

 

[Honey123]

1. He sometimes talks about himself in the third person

2. I rarely finish a

3. Sometimes, when nobody's looking, I boil up a tin of "Fussells" condensed milk, and then put my dick in it and call it "Mary-Ann".

Your Dick or the fusselli?

 

[oo0_boo_0oo]

mmmmmmmm Fussells milk!!!!

 

[NoJo]

Honey,

Fussells

 

[dirtylover]

7. It took me a year to find my first g/fs clit.

8. I've taken lots of different types of drugs.

9. I'm addicted to chess, and always start with the Sicilian opening.

 

[dirtylover]

10. I have never, as yet, stuck my dick in milk.

 

[NoJo]

7. It took me a year to find my first g/fs clit.

where did you find it?

 

[dirtylover]

where did you find it?

I think it had rubbed off somewhere.

 

[oo0_boo_0oo]

turn left at the north star and straight on til morning.

 

[dirtylover]

turn left at the north star and straight on til morning.

que?

 

[oo0_boo_0oo]

I know nothing... I come from Barcelona!

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

1. My second country is France but I prefer only to visit.
2. I only drink French wine - Australia grows sheep not vines.
3. I have a split personality. Which one am I now? I don't know.

Jeanne

 

[dirtylover]

ci!

11. I'd love to move to Barcelona.

 

[cynter]

3?

1. i was an unwed mother at age 41 (ROFLMAO)
2. i have fantasies about smoking and drinking (been years since i quit both)
3. i love to give myself "eargasms" with a Q-tip *shivers in anticipation*