3 things about me

[matriarch]

1. I hate it when girls don't reciprocate oral sex.
2. I hated being engaged to a woman who hated smut.
3. I hate it when I get engaged to hard-core, militant, porn-hating feminists and don't find out until afterward. Then I have to break the engagement. I hope that this doesn't become a pattern for me.

Having a bad day are we?
Discovered that not all women are the same?
Never occur to you that perhaps some 'girls' just don't like giving oral to guys, the way some guys can't stand giving oral to girls.
We aren't ALL the same.
And if you only give oral sex to a girl, in order to get it back, you have soooooo much to learn.
Sheesh.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Having a bad day are we?
Discovered that not all women are the same?
Never occur to you that perhaps some 'girls' just don't like giving oral to guys, the way some guys can't stand giving oral to girls.
We aren't ALL the same.
And if you only give oral sex to a girl, in order to get it back, you have soooooo much to learn.
Sheesh.

Yes, a bad day. I'm just a stickler about the whole fairness thing. Very uptight about it. Shan't get angry about it. It's just a very personal issue with my ex. It's much how a girl might naturally react if she went down on a man and he didn't reciprocate.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

1. My breakup was nasty and very much a personal issue for me. I tend to still want to vent my spleen at her.
2. If I say something in the process that offfends any more people, I apologize in advance, as it was not my intent.
3. I shan't imagine that I shall ever be so bloody impulsive again.

On a lighter note, I unconsciously spelt that "apologise" with a z instead of an s....my Americanisation (oops, slipped again) process is going off better than I thought. Don't know that I wish to be totally American, however. There is still a part of me that holds out hope for the liberation of Rhodesia from Mugabe's yoke.

 

[SlickTony]

1. I'm way too lazy to go back and see what I said about myself upthread.
2. I wish I could give better head than I do.
3. I dread the thought of looking for another job.

 

[MagicaPractica]

1. I have some kind of food sensitivity to bananas, walnuts and soy.
2. I really hold out hope that someday I will be writing for my living.
3. I want to fall in love.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

1. I have some kind of food sensitivity to bananas, walnuts and soy.
2. I really hold out hope that someday I will be writing for my living.
3. I want to fall in love.

2. That's true for me, too. xxx

As for number three, well....I need time to rest between commitments, if I ever commit again. But I wish you very good fortune in that endeavour.

1. Hugs.

 

[sophia jane]

1. The idea of giving head makes my stomach turn.
2. I'm beginning to be okay with the idea of never having sex again.
3. I hate that I'm not datable at the moment, but not enough that I've actually done anything to fix it.

 

[jomar]

1. I have allergies
2. I watch Survivor
3. I look younger than I am

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I had my turn way back when. Just wanted to add these sorta-related-to-the-topic type quotes by Raymond Chandler.

"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun." Farewell, My Lovely (Chapter 34)

"I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it." -- The Big Sleep (Chapter 1)

I was a blank man. I had no face, no meaning, no personality, hardly a name. I didn't want to eat. I didn't even want a drink. I was the page from yesterday's calendar crumpled at the bottom of the waste basket." -- The Little Sister (Chapter 25)

Rumple Foreskin

 

[cheerful_deviant]

1. I love Anime (especially Yuri )

2. I have a cold.

3. I'm worried about Zade.

 

[TE999]

I have finished my three Earth day stories.

I am 3/4 finished with my 'Midnight' chain story submittal.

I just love writing porn (ahem) I meant Erotica.

[We're all worried about Zade, BTW]

 

[MagicaPractica]

I had my turn way back when. Just wanted to add these sorta-related-to-the-topic type quotes by Raymond Chandler.

"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun." Farewell, My Lovely (Chapter 34)

"I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it." -- The Big Sleep (Chapter 1)

I was a blank man. I had no face, no meaning, no personality, hardly a name. I didn't want to eat. I didn't even want a drink. I was the page from yesterday's calendar crumpled at the bottom of the waste basket." -- The Little Sister (Chapter 25)

Rumple Foreskin

I adore Raymond Chandler.

 

[starrkers]

1. Coffee is my friend
2. Homeless kittens recognise me as a soft touch
3. If you break the shell, you'll find the inside's already broken.

 

[_Lynn_]

Here goes

1) I am allergic to chocolate

2) I get bored real quick.....so I don't watch movies since the ends are predictable, some TV shows (if I had a TV) make Me yawn when they are meant to be funny.....you get the idea......My mind needs to be challenged.

3) My first time ever to write a story was last Nov....but I found that I totally love writing erotica.

 

[Darklove666]

1. I love movies (Especially sci-fi and martial arts flicks)

2. I bowled my first game over 200 in two years tonight.

3. I am an avid video gamer and love old school Nintendo games.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. I wish I was going to Corsica in May.

2. I've never felt dirty for reading Harry Potter slash.

3. I listen to Celia Cruz while I eat breakfast.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

1. Half of the few times that I have sub fantasies, Scarlett is in them.
2. I've never read Harry Potter slash fiction or the Harry Potter books themselves, but I have seen the films.
3. I don't ask my gf for head, because she had a terrible, traumatic history of oral. It's a small price to pay for a great relationship.

 

[SimpleGifts]

1. I post here most frequently when I have too much work to do
2. My job is actually pretty interesting and unusual, but I've found that if you do anything for 10 years straight, you'll get bored by it
3. Despite all the heartache before, during and after, I still wish that it was 2005 and I was with her again.

SG

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. Half of the few times that I have sub fantasies, Scarlett is in them.

The other times, he was eating Quizno's on a U-boat.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

The other times, he was eating Quizno's on a U-boat.

ROTFLMAO.

 

[Guest]

1. I like fish
2. I like meat
3. I'm a vegetarian

 

[Chantilyvamp]

1. I have so many layers I cant even be called an onion anymore

2. I am so in love with life

3. I have a very addictive personality (probably why I am on here a lot)

 

[king_wesley]

1) I like Baileys

2) I don't like 'classic' Hollywood musicals

3) Most of my favourtie films are Korean or Indian.

 

[Vermilion]

1) I have had a headache for nearly 24 hours now that feels like someone is inserting screwdrivers above my eye.

2) I feel so so so unattractive when I haven't had a shower.

3) I need to lose weight, but I like food too much.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. I want pancakes.

2. I'm always tired.

3. If I don't get coffee in the morning, I feel like I have mono.