3 Qualities

Dixon Carter Lee

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I've noticed that I tend to seek out, enjoy and agree with a great variety of diverse people who all share the same 3 qualities:

Irony
Humor
and Elan

What 3 qualities guarantee your attention, interest and respect?
 
Sarcasm
Principles
and
Humor.

WTF is Elan? Isn't that a deer? No, wait, that's an eland.
 
A quick and biting wit
Disdain for the status quo
Large, firm breasts
 
Nevermind, I looked it up.

I may match all your qualities, Lash, but I still won't shut up.
 
Healthy doses of cynicism, pessimism and sarcasm. Spelling ability is a huge bonus. Enough of one to outweigh the lack of one of the other attributes. Excepting sarcasm. Gotta have that one.
 
alexandraaah said:
Money
Big cock
no need for a third.

Go for two out of three? I can do three out of three even depending on your definition of money. I got a dollar.
 
Humour (I find sarcasm humorous)
Intelligence
Open mindedness

And for god's sake, please be able to spell.
 
Intelligence

Humor

And a good slapshot.. that's important.
 
ugh, I've been trying to do this but I have qualifications for each trait.

Humor - NOT humor that relies on belittling others or oneself and preferably of the dry variety.

Intellegence - Again, without the need to hit people over the head with it to puff up their own ego.

Mental Health - I can't stand anyone who's constantly depressed, whiney, needy, clingy, down, hates everything, everyone hates them. There's too many people like that in the world.
 
Liontamr said:
Intelligence

Humor

And a good slapshot.. that's important.

I have a kickass slapshot!

I seriously do, I played hockey with the guys from my neighborhood for like, 8 years
 
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