(3 of 3) What sex toy would you give to which Lit member as a Christmas present?

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Any lit member. Except Spinaroonie - he has his own thread - and your real life partner?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I really don't know why I bother.

I suppose you don't too.

 

[Mischka]

Dude, you started the thread at the crack of dawn. Give people a chance to read the thread before you give up. It's a good idea.

Eros makes nice stocking stuffers all around. And there are some extraordinarily anal people around here that need to loosen up.

And because I have a feeling Freakygurl will be working overtime this year prepping the perfect holiday for her family, she deserves a Waterproof Puzzle Vibe. She can relax in a nice, hot bath after everyone leaves with her new toy.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Dude, you started the thread at the crack of dawn. Give people a chance to read the thread before you give up. It's a good idea.

Crack of dawn?

Nah, lunch time. I remember it well. Posted the threads then went off and cooked lunch. Pasta with mushrooms and mackrell fillets in mustard sauce. Yum.

Just goes to show the old adage: One man's dawn is another man's daughter. Or something like that.

 

[Mischka]

OK, I already listed this one on Spin's thread, but Love Mittens are the perfect gift for TN_Vixen and Problem Child. Vixen deserves a full body massage, beside a nice fire on Christmas Eve.

 

[Problem Child]

Awww, thanks Mishkie!

I think you should get the stingray just cuz it's a little scary looking.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Hmmm that stingray does look a little frigtening.

May be we could email that pic to Wes Craven and start a new line in horror/slasher movies.

 

[I'mVan]

Me.

 

[Mischka]

Awww, thanks Mishkie!

I think you should get the stingray just cuz it's a little scary looking.

Such a sweet thought, PC. And it's the perfect shape to fit in a stocking!!

And now to the next Litizen. I can see Dillinger getting a rise out of Ecstasy Rings:

 

[Mischka]

Me.

You answered the first part of the question, but left off the recipient. So which Lady of Lit will be finding you (un)wrapped under her tree?

 

[Mischka]

Here's the perfect gift for our resident microchocopenisman Marxist. A 3" latex penis extender, complete with tickler nubs:

Not that size matters.

 

[I'mVan]

You answered the first part of the question, but left off the recipient. So which Lady of Lit will be finding you (un)wrapped under her tree?

I've got all day, why pick just one? I could name several, including you.

 

[islandman]

Can a new Saab qualify as a sex toy? What if you promise to have sex in it?

 

[Mischka]

Can a new Saab qualify as a sex toy? What if you promise to have sex in it?

Ooh, now that qualifies as my kind of sex toy. Saabs are roomy. Prrrr....

I've got all day, why pick just one? I could name several, including you.

So you're offering to be a Sexy Santa, delivering yourself to all the naughty Ladies o' Lit on Christmas? Not a bad gig.

 

[Mischka]

This is fun.

Frimost needs a Soft Touch Breast Masturbator. This'll take care of his physical needs so he won't be distracted by the women at work, and he can take his time to go out and meet other women at a more leisurely pace.

Pyper's stocking should be stuffed with a vibrating Matador. Ole!

KillerMuffin needs the Kegelpro PC Muscle Builder to get her in top shape for the eventual threesome with PC and Oliver.

Sexy-girl and Lisa need the Bathtub Love Game, complete with scented bubble bath and waterproof naughty instructions.

 

[lovetoread]

For P B Walker, cause well, he knows why.

For you

Notice it says to be worn by a woman.

 

[sexy-girl]

Live your wettest fantasies with this sexy game for lovers! Drizzle the fragrant 2 oz. bottle of Love Suds into running water and step into the warm, fluffy suds. Toss in the 10 plastic bubbles and take turns opening them and following the naughty instructions inside! 40 different waterproof messages for playfully erotic foreplay. Handy storage pouch included.

hmmm this could be a christmas present to myself


thanks mischka ... i think whoever designed the "stingray" has watched way too many sci fi films

 

[Problem Child]

KillerMuffin needs the Kegelpro PC Muscle Builder to get her in top shape for the eventual threesome with PC and Oliver.

That's a well-named muscle.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

You're not the stoner boy I thought you were.

 

[Mischka]

For Perky's next culinary creation, she definitely needs Penis Pasta:

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

That's a well-named muscle.

I like pubococcygeus too.

 

[freakygirl]

And because I have a feeling Freakygurl will be working overtime this year prepping the perfect holiday for her family, she deserves a Waterproof Puzzle Vibe. She can relax in a nice, hot bath after everyone leaves with her new toy.

It's things like this that make me hate the fact that we don't have a bath tub!

Thanks Mischka.

 

[Guest]

I would give Hans an MP5, so he could get rid of that pussy Uzi

 

[LustrusStorm]

I would give this one to marksgirl

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Hmmm....

Interesting suggestions

And some that are just

Thanks Mishka