KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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They always seem to talk in nothing but runon sentences... and and and and... *sigh*
I'm going stupid crazy. Really I am.
The Chiefs Never Shuts Up, Big Chief Never Shuts Up (sr.), Chief Never Shuts Up (jr.) and Little Chief Never Shuts Up (III) NEVER SHUT UP!
They talk when they're awake, they talk when they are asleep, they talk when they are eating, they talk when other people are talking they just keep talking and talking and talking and talking.
I recently witnessed an uproarious top of the lungs argument (the two oldest, and half deaf, gentleman can outbellow a moose) and they were both arguing the same side of the issue. Since two of them, the loudest and deafest, don't live here most of the time, its bearable. Little Chief Never Shuts Up, however...
Last night he talked himself to sleep, then talked in his sleep whenever REM hit him and woke me up because he was dreaming about his pal Godzilla at the top of his lungs. I could cry. He set the dogs off too, and when they wake up they have to go outside and sniff every blade of grass in then neighborhood before choosing exactly the right one to bless with a tinkle.
I don't know why I love these people so much, I really don't. I'm going to go deaf, I surely am, if I don't get these guys hearing aids. Not that they'd ever wear them. It's funny how Big Chief will say, no I'm not deaf, my hearing is perfectly fine, then say, I have to turn the TV all the way up cause I can't hear it. He has to hear it too, even though he doesn't understand a lick of spanish, and seems to watch nothing but univision and their hot bikini clad latin women jiggling on a beach. He claims he's trying to learn spanish. Uh huh.
Aiyoo.
I'm going stupid crazy. Really I am.
The Chiefs Never Shuts Up, Big Chief Never Shuts Up (sr.), Chief Never Shuts Up (jr.) and Little Chief Never Shuts Up (III) NEVER SHUT UP!
They talk when they're awake, they talk when they are asleep, they talk when they are eating, they talk when other people are talking they just keep talking and talking and talking and talking.
I recently witnessed an uproarious top of the lungs argument (the two oldest, and half deaf, gentleman can outbellow a moose) and they were both arguing the same side of the issue. Since two of them, the loudest and deafest, don't live here most of the time, its bearable. Little Chief Never Shuts Up, however...
Last night he talked himself to sleep, then talked in his sleep whenever REM hit him and woke me up because he was dreaming about his pal Godzilla at the top of his lungs. I could cry. He set the dogs off too, and when they wake up they have to go outside and sniff every blade of grass in then neighborhood before choosing exactly the right one to bless with a tinkle.
I don't know why I love these people so much, I really don't. I'm going to go deaf, I surely am, if I don't get these guys hearing aids. Not that they'd ever wear them. It's funny how Big Chief will say, no I'm not deaf, my hearing is perfectly fine, then say, I have to turn the TV all the way up cause I can't hear it. He has to hear it too, even though he doesn't understand a lick of spanish, and seems to watch nothing but univision and their hot bikini clad latin women jiggling on a beach. He claims he's trying to learn spanish. Uh huh.
Aiyoo.
