3,000th post

EmilyMiller

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I only just noticed this number approaching fast.

This is # 2,997.

What can I write that will be memorable. That I can show my [future] grandchildren?

Any ideas?

Em
 
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Will you slow down on your posts so that your 3000th will be memorable? Will you write more on your favorite show Emily in Paris? Will there be more info on your in-laws to be? Is your hair naturally blonde? Bare or landing strip or natural? Tattoos? Piercings? If so, where?
I know it will kill you to not answer these questions and thus you will have burned one of those last few before your big one. (Cue evil laugh.)
😂
 
Screw it! I’m not going to make a big thing out of this…
Will you slow down on your posts so that your 3000th will be memorable?
I’ve decided that I don’t feel like edging today.
Will you write more on your favorite show Emily in Paris?
Not my favorite show - probably Crash Landing on You.
Will there be more info on your in-laws to be?
On here? I doubt it 😊.
Is your hair naturally blonde?
Yes. Darkish blonde. I do lighten it sometimes. Tried platinum for a bit. Not really me.
Bare or landing strip or natural?
That’s a surprisingly complicated question, one that I’m not going to get into in public.
No.
Piercings? If so, where?
Belly button x 2. Do ears count?
I know it will kill you to not answer these questions and thus you will have burned one of those last few before your big one. (Cue evil laugh.)
😂

Em

#3,000
 
Whew. That was excruciating. Now we can safely return to talking about you. :ROFLMAO:
 
Wow. You made it to 3000 by answering my post. I’m so honored but what will your grandchildren think of your answers?
BTW, congrats on hitting 3000. 🍸🧨🔔🎆 I’ve enjoyed reading them and look forward to many, many more.
 
That you know of... ;) You are always saying how your stories get published in a day or two so... Maybe Laurel has a soft spot for you, eh, eh?! That is some quality story material right there.
She’s been very kind and supportive. I strongly suspect that this is nothing whatsoever to do with me making her panties damp. I claim no knowledge of the actual state of said panties.

Em
 
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Edit: Not that beaver...
 
I might be dead by then.

Excess imbibing of semen has been linked to both increased morbidity and decreased lifespan.

Em
Did wonders for my cat's coat though - a long time ago, when I had too much... time on my hands. That cat has appeared in a couple of stories, admired for his glossy coat.
 
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