2lb black ribbed nobbler

[TheEarl]

Right, I think I've just attracted all of the Red Dwarf fans on the board to this thread with that title. I'll bet at least that Chicklet's here.

This is about a new av and an idea that I have for it. However I need a picture of a large black (preferably ribbed) condom to make it. And I can't find a picture of that anywhere.

Anyone know where I could find something like that?

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

So far, all I've found is a package of black condoms, not the condoms themselves... Gimme an hour, Earl, I'll find something!

(Though it's harder to find RIBBED black condoms.)

 

[jfinn]

There is a black ribbed condom called Midnight Desire. It's made by Lifestyles. You can find a picture of it here atCondomania , of course I'm too computer illiterate to know if this can actually be turned into an av. Hope this helps.

Jayne

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, I give up. Sorry, Earl, but I can't find any ribbed black condom pics anywhere. The closest I got to black condoms at all were these...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If you could settle for blue, here's a cute one.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Or if you want something more funny, we have these charming things...

 

[Chicklet]

I went looking through my condom jar but the only un-ordinary thing I could find was a rainbow colored novelty condom...

i'm sorry, earl...i've failed you <sob>

Chicklet

 

[Chicklet]

but here's jayne's all different and such

 

[Svenskaflicka]

How rude!

Condomania has triple-colored condoms in the colors of Russian flag, Norwegian flag, Oman flag (Where in hell is Oman?) - but no Swedish flag!!!

I'm insulted.

 

[Chicklet]

those bastards!

suggest we pelt them with used condoms colored like the swedish flag.

 

[MathGirl]

Poor me

I guess I've led a sheltered life. Except for the packages on the racks at stores, I've never seen a condom. Is it something I really need to see?

Diane the Naive

 

[pop_54]

Sorry

Sorry Earl can't help you mate, never wear the damn uncomfortable things these days. Using a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat to me, always hated the things.


pops..............

 

[Just-Legal]

Earl... help... can't... stop... laughing....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

those bastards!

suggest we pelt them with used condoms colored like the swedish flag.

*busy painting condoms*

 

[SlickTony]

Except for the packages on the racks at stores, I've never seen a condom. Is it something I really need to see?

Unless you're lucky enough to be able to follow the Christian ideal and stay with just one guy who's had little to no previous experience, you should make yourself acquainted with them. I don't particularly care for them myself, and am glad that I have been in a monogamous marriage for years and years and don't have to fool with them anymore. We've all heard what the guys say about them (Showering in a raincoat, playing the piano with mittens, etc.) and they do make the cock on which they are placed feel kind of artificial, although it could be that if you're willing to spring for the expensive kind, they might feel different.

But there's just too many nasty pathogens floating around out there, and it's perfectly true what they say, when you have sex with someone, you're not only having sex with them but with everyone else they've had sex with, (and each of them in his/her turn has had sex with not only the people they had sex with previously, but the people those people....uh, you do the math).

Which means that you don't even have to be wildly promiscuous to get unlucky--why, back in the 70s, the very first guy I had sex with after I left my first husband, gave me a nasty and unwanted present, which resulted in my sitting in the Health Unit swallowing a handful of horse pill sized antibiotics, answering embarrassing questions and feeling totally humiliated. And when I went back and told the guy, I met with total incredulity on his part...he was asymptomatic, and he was a med tech and he said he had run a test on himself and found nothing. That was when there was a clap epidemic, and they say that there are now penicillin-resistant forms of it out there, to say nothing of the fertility-destroying chlamydia and never-ending herpes, and we haven't even come to the grandfuckingmother of sex plagues...yes, it is something you need to see.

I will now take off my Mommy hat...

Oh, and one more thing: I just remembered having read somewhere that 70% of people under 30 have HPV. I'm not sure whether to believe that, but it sounds scary.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

OK, I give up. Sorry, Earl, but I can't find any ribbed black condom pics anywhere. The closest I got to black condoms at all were these...

Those are nice. I'll have to go to a condom specialty store and get some black ones.