25 random things...

[Kajira Callista]

How many of these were made up?!

tsk tsk
Uncle Rosco would never make anything like that up!

 

[satindesire]

I may have exaggerated the number of places to which I can recite the value of pi, in order to impress math geek chicks and those excited by advanced feats of memory.

Paaants on Fiiiiire!

tsk tsk
Uncle Rosco would never make anything like that up!

Pfffffft. You got a little somethin' there on your nose. Brown stuff. Yeah, there ya go, a little to the left. Oh, you got it!

 

[Shankara20]

22.In my spare time, I perform education Puppet Shows for disadvantaged youth in the ghetto.

I saw your show once - you are very talented...

 

[midwestyankee]

* Mustard high-jack *

Mustard is evil.
And having it used for nipple torture didn't help its cause as a worthy condiment.

* end Mustard high-jack *

Thank you for a truly delicious idea.

 

[eastern sun]

None of these random things lists seem really random.

Anyway, here's mine.

i already had a crush on you. Now I'm going to have to pm you for cyber.

 

[rida]

1. Life is beyond my control
2. I am a tyrant King with some compassion at times
3. Images of the human body fascinate me and give me reason to live
4. I see all people first as sexual beings
5. Touch is very important to me
6. I was 19 when my first son was born, 21 when number 2 came along
7. I was married to their mother 16 years before she died in a car accident
8. While searching for answers I found Zen and it my foundation
9. While discovering Zen I found non-ordinary states of conscientiousness
10. I was a professional chef and owned my one restaurant many years ago
11. I bite sometimes - really
12. I belonged to a church that uses an Amazon psychedelic as its sacrament
13. Dance was a passion - until the music died...
14. I have given all my fem clothing to Goodwill this month
15. My lovers have been male and female
16. My last Domme had a mental breakdown and was suicidal for three years
17. Tea - how I know there is a god and that she loves me
18. Discovering the perfect butter delivery system is the purpose of my life
19. At 61 years old I am finely ok with being overweight
20. I keep my Lit thread active for my pleasure, I fear if I stop posting I'll loose my last connection to my kinkiness
21. I love all people
22. Being with people exhausts me
23. LOST - I'm addicted (it replaces West Wing (I have all 7 seasons on DVD and have seen them at least 4 time))
24. I would have been a great Daddy - at one time
25. If I could I'd walk down main street at noon naked with an erection...

thank you

Now if you could post a pic of 25 on your thread ...

 

[Netzach]

(utterly OT)

HEROINE SHEIKS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IVJrabO6Y

This is almost 1980's yelling commando John Cale esque

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

1. I love junk mail.
2. It's not that I'm domestically challenged, I'm just not domestically inclined.
3. I can cook pretty much anything, except fish.
4. I'm still not entirely sure what I want to do in life. But I know I'll be content doing what I've chosen.
5. I've come to suspect I might be an adrenaline junkie.
6. I'm barely 5 foot. I have 3 little brothers ranging between 6'1 and 6'4. Fuck genetics.
7. I have a shocking case of penis envy.
8. I get scared of standing on a chair to change a lightbulb unless someone is holding onto me.
9. I've only ever been in one relationship.
10. I'm not musically inclined. I like to listen, but that's it, I can't pick out a beat, or a tune, or even understand the lyrics half the time.
11. I've been in one car accident with many multiples of near misses.
12. I used to pretend to have crushes on boys at school so people wouldn't think I was weird.
13. I turned 13 on Friday the 13th.
14. I'm a Bold and the Beautiful tragic.
15. I really didn't think Underbelly was that good a show.
16. I've never had any broken bones or stitches. *touch wood*
17. I still sleep with a stuffed animal.
18. While not exactly scared of the dark, it makes me rather uncomfortable.
19. I have flat feet.
20. I'm currently trying to work up the courage to just up and move somewhere else at the end of the year.
21. It is my belief that being debt-free is better than being rich.
22. I hate celery.
23. You hurt my family, I will kill you.
24. I've pretty much chosen my kids names already. No correspondence will be entered into.
25. I once decided to give up coffee. My coworkers decided to pin me down and pour coffee down my throat if I did. Plan thwarted.

 

[Shankara20]

thank you

Now if you could post a pic of 25 on your thread ...

*sigh* - would if I could.....


*sigh*

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

22.In my spare time, I perform education Puppet Shows for disadvantaged youth in the ghetto.

This is great rosco. Before I lost hours in my day, I used to do poetry workshops, using workshops that I designed and incorporated craft projects for, for disadvantaged youth in Washington, DC. I actually had a contract with the DC Public Library for almost five years. It was a great experience.

I applaud you for your efforts

 

[Shankara20]

is it wrong that I get sorta turned on reading these lists????

 

[unpredictablebijou]

is it wrong that I get sorta turned on reading these lists????

No.

I elect myself Queen of Everything for just 30 seconds, so that I have the right to decide on that question. And I say no. It is not wrong, it is perfectly correct. In fact it is to be celebrated.

/stepping down from throne/

My number one fetish is People. Individuals. With all their strangenesses and unique perceptions and odd stories and beautiful details. Their singular square inches of skin and bones and hopes and fears.

*nods* you're not the only one who tunes into this thread a lot.


bj

 

[Shankara20]

No.


bj

good - thanks

now back to reading this thread for time #4

 

[rida]

No.

My number one fetish is People. Individuals. With all their strangenesses and unique perceptions and odd stories and beautiful details. Their singular square inches of skin and bones and hopes and fears.

*nods in agreement*

I think I have now found what my fetish is: people, their stories, their energy, their words, their souls.

 

[Shankara20]

*nods in agreement*

I think I have now found what my fetish is: people, their stories, their energy, their words, their souls.

mine is still their undies....

 

[mediocre]

This is great rosco. Before I lost hours in my day, I used to do poetry workshops, using workshops that I designed and incorporated craft projects for, for disadvantaged youth in Washington, DC. I actually had a contract with the DC Public Library for almost five years. It was a great experience.

I applaud you for your efforts

Psst. I'm not sure but judging from the rest of his list, he's joking.

 

[graceanne]

is it wrong that I get sorta turned on reading these lists????

It's not wrong. But I'm curious - what about these lists is turning you on?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

It's not wrong. But I'm curious - what about these lists is turning you on?

Knowledge? Curiosity (to some extent) assuaged?

 

[Shankara20]

It's not wrong. But I'm curious - what about these lists is turning you on?

aside from thinking about everyone setting home in their undies or naked making up the lists, it is getting to know small endearing things about real people, not just made-up online personalities (well, for most who have posted so far that is

 

[Shankara20]

9. When I get to heaven, I will seduce all four of the Marx Brothers. At once.

watching, I want to be......

 

[LilyBart]

aside from thinking about everyone setting home in their undies or naked making up the lists, it is getting to know small endearing things about real people, not just made-up online personalities (well, for most who have posted so far that is

Me too.

The "real" in real people is the best part.

Although this doesn't mean I didn't chuckle over the unreal....

I really do love real people.

There aren't enough of them around, I think.

~LB

(said while being anonymous but trying to stay real....)

 

[Kowboy61]

1. I have 1 child.
2. I traveled to China.
3. I am a major carnevore.
4. I can be a switch. At times dominant, but I prefer being submissive.
5. I survived an accident in which I should have died. I had numerous broken bones, but the worst was five traumatic brain injuries.
6. I have a ying/yang symbol, with my daughter's Chinese name in it, tattooed on the back of my left shoulder.
7. I have no piercings.
8. I am a massocist.
9. I enjoy light BDSM.
10. I am legally disabled, but you would not know it by looking at me.
11. I have earned a Master's degree.
12. I love my wife very much.
13. I am divorced from my daughter's mother.
14. I love being a nudist.
15. I prefer sensuality over sexuality.
16. I love the beach when I can go skinny dipping.
17. I am very open-minded.
18. I am a moderate socially, but conservative economically.
19. I support the death penalty for convicted felons.
20. I prefer a written story over a film.
21. My greatest fear is rats, followed closly by burning to death.
22. I love fast convertables. I use to own a BMW Z3 Roadster.
23. I enjoy volunteering my time.
24. I am my Mother's guardian.
25. I can forgive most things. BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET!

 

[satindesire]

aside from thinking about everyone setting home in their undies or naked making up the lists, it is getting to know small endearing things about real people, not just made-up online personalities (well, for most who have posted so far that is

Oh oh! I'm in my undies when I'm on the computer! Almost exclusively.

Course, none of my clothes really fit anymore, so... :-/

 

[sinnocence]

22. I love fast convertables. I use to own a BMW Z3 Roadster.

Curse you.

 

[kittenartist]

Alright, Shankara's visual version of this list lead me in here


1. I am obsessive compulsive.

2. I hate even numbers. Especially the number two.

3. I buy quilting material as often as I am able but rarely quilt.

4. I own a bass guitar. Named Ryan. I do not play but rather hang it on my wall as art.

5. I like to make people stare me in the eyes when they cry.

6. I go to the gym seven days a week.

7. I am mildly obsessed with names and naming things, animals, and people.

8. I am not human. Except for the whole living a human life in a human body thing.

9. I own nearly every book written by Mercedes Lackey -- tis an ever growing collection.

10. I am moving to England and taking only what can fit in two suitcases. Plus my dog.

11. Despite my best efforts I cannot manage monogamy.

12. I am manic depressive.

13. I am extremely shy but cover it by making people laugh. Usually with inappropriate sexual jokes.

14. I have rats. On purpose.

15. I would be covered in tattoos and piercings if they were not so expensive.

16. I am twenty six and have only had one "real" job -- it lasted five days.

17. I cannot stand to have no polish on my nails.

18. I wear a size 13US mens shoe and am over 6 feet tall.

19. I hate shoes.

20. I have done modeling. Twice.

21. I dance like Snoopy.

22. I sing songs from old Disney cartoons when I am happy.

23. I am empathic.

24. I cannot dismount from a horse -- I have to just make myself fall off instead.

25. My favorite number is twenty-seven but I cannot extend this list to twenty-seven because all my lists have to end with a multiple of five.


Who I would like to see: Aside from those already here... Lilylicious and LadyMidnight.