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25 random things...
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Keroin
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Well...that was just too easy. And I'm feeling so feisty today. Hm.
I take that back. Scrabble is the best game. Golf sucks rocks!
Pfffffffllllp!
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But what about mini golf?
I see no point in arguing with someone about whether golf is a sport. It is. If you choose to see it otherwise....you're wrong.
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And you, sir, are a potato head.
*Takes off gloves, slaps opponent's face, and throws gloves to ground*
So there!
(Mini golf, when one is sufficiently gassed, may be classified as a sport, especially if the competitors hit one another with the clubs. Not that I would ever do such a thing).
LOL, spoiling for a fight? Go to the GB. You'll find one there inside of two minutes.
As for golf being a sport or not...ever try to hit a golf ball and have it go further than twenty yards? It may look easy, it ain't.
My best round ever I shot a 78 on a local muni course. I went home excited. Ex wife said I was getting close to what Tiger shoots. I looked at her and laughed. Me shooting a 78 on a muni course is comparable to him shooting a 63 at the Masters. No comparison.
I did however play a course a few weeks before the Women's US Open was held there. We played from the white tees. I shot a 112. Only because after the first hole we altered the rules a bit. If you found a ball while looking for your ball, that was your ball. Avoided all those pesky penalty strokes.
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(Falls apart into blubbering mess)
I had to leave my pussy behind during my most recent move because of quarantine issues. Do you have any idea how difficult life is without my pussy? Do you??! Brute.
My pussy is not cute. I'll admit that. She is, however, feisty.
*Imagine me making cat paw scratching gestures in your general direction*
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Good for you! That sounds...wha...? Sorry. I know nothing about golf.
(Except that is not a sport)
*Smiles jauntily*
As a brute I would say...my nose bleeds for you.
As a pussy owner...I'm sorry to hear that. I would miss my hairballs muchly.
1: friends, family, & coworkers all tell me they think i'm the most patient person they know
2: i have no patience (really, inside i feel like i can blow in a moments notice)
3: my career ended after 25 years by the onset of computers
4: i dont have a cell phone
5: i've never played a video game
6: my wife was my childhood sweetheart
7: married for 31 years
9: my wife is my Domme but in words more then action
10: if i were a woman, i'd be a lesbian
11: live in the Biblle belt
12: love upsetting people just by being different
13: around here that means not being a republican
14: have zero tolerance for rude people
15: have no problem pointing out their rudness to them
16: usually by being rude
17:got a scholarship to college and joined the military instead
18: at age 82 my mom still has not forgiven me
19: i pay for US healthcare because i smoke
20: i know nicotine is a drug
21: Nicotine makes me patient
22: i believe there is a corelation between the decrease in smoking in the US and the increase in domestic violence over the last 15 years.
24: i still fantasize about my wife
25: when life hands me lemons, i throw them back
2: i have no patience (really, inside i feel like i can blow in a moments notice)
3: my career ended after 25 years by the onset of computers
4: i dont have a cell phone
5: i've never played a video game
6: my wife was my childhood sweetheart
7: married for 31 years
9: my wife is my Domme but in words more then action
10: if i were a woman, i'd be a lesbian
11: live in the Biblle belt
12: love upsetting people just by being different
13: around here that means not being a republican
14: have zero tolerance for rude people
15: have no problem pointing out their rudness to them
16: usually by being rude
17:got a scholarship to college and joined the military instead
18: at age 82 my mom still has not forgiven me
19: i pay for US healthcare because i smoke
20: i know nicotine is a drug
21: Nicotine makes me patient
22: i believe there is a corelation between the decrease in smoking in the US and the increase in domestic violence over the last 15 years.
24: i still fantasize about my wife
25: when life hands me lemons, i throw them back
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rinka
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1. I'm doing this because Rinka requested it, and since she's in Sweden she must be cool.
2. I'm half Swedish.
3. I am not a fan of regular mustard. I do, however, enjoy a roast that has been coated in coarse dijon mustard and seasoned bread crumbs.
(...)
bj
Thank you
Interesting list. And I tagged you because I always enjoy your posts. Hope to see you around.
Stay
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Shankara20
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make that lamb roast....
*sounds of Shank ponders making his list of 25.....*
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I meant to respond to these when I first read them but got distracted.
Wow. Would you be willing to talk more about these experiences? I'm fascinated.
rida
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That is beyond evil! The smell... yuck.
Seriously hard limit.
EXACTLY! The smell!!!! ARGH!
True torture.
please????
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Mustard = ewwwww
That is all.
That is all.
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please????
1. Life is beyond my control
2. I am a tyrant King with some compassion at times
3. Images of the human body fascinate me and give me reason to live
4. I see all people first as sexual beings
5. Touch is very important to me
6. I was 19 when my first son was born, 21 when number 2 came along
7. I was married to their mother 16 years before she died in a car accident
8. While searching for answers I found Zen and it my foundation
9. While discovering Zen I found non-ordinary states of conscientiousness
10. I was a professional chef and owned my one restaurant many years ago
11. I bite sometimes - really
12. I belonged to a church that uses an Amazon psychedelic as its sacrament
13. Dance was a passion - until the music died...
14. I have given all my fem clothing to Goodwill this month
15. My lovers have been male and female
16. My last Domme had a mental breakdown and was suicidal for three years
17. Tea - how I know there is a god and that she loves me
18. Discovering the perfect butter delivery system is the purpose of my life
19. At 61 years old I am finely ok with being overweight
20. I keep my Lit thread active for my pleasure, I fear if I stop posting I'll loose my last connection to my kinkiness
21. I love all people
22. Being with people exhausts me
23. LOST - I'm addicted (it replaces West Wing (I have all 7 seasons on DVD and have seen them at least 4 time
)) 24. I would have been a great Daddy - at one time
25. If I could I'd walk down main street at noon naked with an erection...
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25 random things about me
1. I've had a bad cold, going on just over a week.
2. I drink one cup of strong fresh brewed coffee, with lots of half and half and no sugar, each morning.
3. My favorite television shows are Grey's Anatomy and Big Love.
4. I love to sew.
5. I'm a bit of a loner.
6. Each day, I fall deeper in love with my best friend, and soul mate.
7. I have a deep crevice which was cracked into the left side of my skull, years ago.
8. I dislike artifically flavored raspberry foods, almost as much as I dislike raspberry scented bath and beauty products.
9. I love to eat vegetables, especially brussel sprouts.
10. I am an absolute clean freak.
11. I have experienced (and in most cases have enjoyed), many extreme sexual deviations of so called BDSM activities, fetish topics and kinks which many would be icked out by, and peg as not fitting of so called "non-SSC" standards.
12. I dislike labels, and I do not fit any one of the following labels exclusively, according to how many have expressed their definitions and interpretations here on the Lit BDSM forums: dominant, submissive, slave, switch, top, bottom, PYL, pyl.
13. I have frequented, and have been an off and on again member of the Lit BDSM Talk and Cafe boards for going on half of a decade, and have yet to contribute any poems or stories.
14. I really really dislike rude people as much as I hate uninformed, uneducated, and "blanket" opinions.
15. I have learned a few important lessons late in life, and have arrived at them "the hard way".
16. I am pro choice, pro gay "whatever" (to include marriage), pro legalized pot (medicinal or not).
17. I was bisexual long before the idea of being bi (and lesbian) "turned trendy and cool".
18. I voted for President Obama.
19. I do not have a MySpace or Facebook account or a cellphone, and don't want any of them.
20. I wish I didn't have the ability to read people so well.
21. I wish I were more inclined to show off my numerous talents and abilities.
22. I have never managed to learn how to snap my fingers, text message by phone, reformat my Windows OS, or dive.
23. I can do a hand spring, have manually coded entire web sites and have managed to have them very well indexed on Google based on that code alone, can rebuild and upgrade most parts of a desktop computer, and can cross and uncross all of my fingers at once with little effort.
24. Most who know me (and who have known me), do not, and will not ever, "know" me.
25.I could have offered way more than 25 things about myself. This is just the short list.
The top five (ok, six because I didn't count right the first time and had to edit this) people (who have not yet contributed to this thread) whose random things I would be interested in knowing (in random order): Quint, ownedsubgal, Laurel, francisco (of catalina_francisco), DVS, pellso27.
1. I've had a bad cold, going on just over a week.
2. I drink one cup of strong fresh brewed coffee, with lots of half and half and no sugar, each morning.
3. My favorite television shows are Grey's Anatomy and Big Love.
4. I love to sew.
5. I'm a bit of a loner.
6. Each day, I fall deeper in love with my best friend, and soul mate.
7. I have a deep crevice which was cracked into the left side of my skull, years ago.
8. I dislike artifically flavored raspberry foods, almost as much as I dislike raspberry scented bath and beauty products.
9. I love to eat vegetables, especially brussel sprouts.
10. I am an absolute clean freak.
11. I have experienced (and in most cases have enjoyed), many extreme sexual deviations of so called BDSM activities, fetish topics and kinks which many would be icked out by, and peg as not fitting of so called "non-SSC" standards.
12. I dislike labels, and I do not fit any one of the following labels exclusively, according to how many have expressed their definitions and interpretations here on the Lit BDSM forums: dominant, submissive, slave, switch, top, bottom, PYL, pyl.
13. I have frequented, and have been an off and on again member of the Lit BDSM Talk and Cafe boards for going on half of a decade, and have yet to contribute any poems or stories.
14. I really really dislike rude people as much as I hate uninformed, uneducated, and "blanket" opinions.
15. I have learned a few important lessons late in life, and have arrived at them "the hard way".
16. I am pro choice, pro gay "whatever" (to include marriage), pro legalized pot (medicinal or not).
17. I was bisexual long before the idea of being bi (and lesbian) "turned trendy and cool".
18. I voted for President Obama.
19. I do not have a MySpace or Facebook account or a cellphone, and don't want any of them.
20. I wish I didn't have the ability to read people so well.
21. I wish I were more inclined to show off my numerous talents and abilities.
22. I have never managed to learn how to snap my fingers, text message by phone, reformat my Windows OS, or dive.
23. I can do a hand spring, have manually coded entire web sites and have managed to have them very well indexed on Google based on that code alone, can rebuild and upgrade most parts of a desktop computer, and can cross and uncross all of my fingers at once with little effort.
24. Most who know me (and who have known me), do not, and will not ever, "know" me.
25.I could have offered way more than 25 things about myself. This is just the short list.
The top five (ok, six because I didn't count right the first time and had to edit this) people (who have not yet contributed to this thread) whose random things I would be interested in knowing (in random order): Quint, ownedsubgal, Laurel, francisco (of catalina_francisco), DVS, pellso27.
rosco rathbone
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None of these random things lists seem really random.
Anyway, here's mine.
1. I have degrees in Philosophy, Law and Business Administration
2. I once was competing for a spot on the US Olympic biathalon team (didn't make it).
3.I used to be a "torso model".
4. I play the bassoon with an amateur orchestra.
5.I make my own wine from grapes grown in my own vineyard. The workers there all have health insurance and pension plan.
6.As a child, I scored significantly above chance in the Rhine Zener-Card ESP test.
7.I have climbed Mt. Denali solo without oxygen.
8.I wrote, produced, directed and filmed an IMAX documentary about the Sasquatch, the Yeti and the Abominable Snowman which will be appearing, edited for TV, on the Discovery Channel in 2010.
9.In my spare time, I'm working on a translation of Proust.
10.I sit on the board of directors of several large non-governmental organizations.
11.My experimental farm has won several awards for innovation in organic agriculture techniques and has been featured in Saveur and Food & Wine.
12.In 2007, I received a Federal grant to build a large, windproof Geodesic Dome in Saint Bernard Parish, New Orleans which I will use as a vacation home and donate to the community as a youth centre for the rest of the year.
13.I hold a number of patents in the field of advanced technology, including discoveries in materials science that were important in the development of the Stealth Bomber.
14.The term "cyberspace", generally credited to author William Gibson, was in fact invented by me. I believe William got it from me in the course of a short conversation at an awards dinner we were both attending.
15.I injured my right hand so severely when breaking iron bars for my 10th-degree black belt (Grand High Master Level) in karate that it was necessary to replace the hand with an experimental bionic hand.
16.I've testified as an expert witness in Japanese Rope Bondage in three divorce trials.
17.I can recite the entire dialogue of WC Fields' My Little Chickadee from memory, taking all the parts and using the appropriate voices.
18.I have been initiated as an Inuit Shaman of the Third Level. My spirit name, roughly translated, is "He Who Walks Through Walls".
19. I was picked to write the article on "Oral Servitude" for the Johns Hopkins Encyclopedia of Human Sexuality, 3rd Ed.
20. I hold the world record for the longest free-fall parachute jump.
21.I have 360 degree vision. This means that it is impossible for anyone to approach me from behind without my knowledge.
22.In my spare time, I perform education Puppet Shows for disadvantaged youth in the ghetto.
23.I can recite the value of pi to 10,000 decimal places using a unique mnemonic system of my own devising.
24. I'm working on an inspirational DVD series of lectures by me called "BDSM: What It Can Do For You".
25.My fondest dream, which I am in the process of funding as I write this, is to design and build my own experimental space vehicle and become the first man to land on the sun.
Anyway, here's mine.
1. I have degrees in Philosophy, Law and Business Administration
2. I once was competing for a spot on the US Olympic biathalon team (didn't make it).
3.I used to be a "torso model".
4. I play the bassoon with an amateur orchestra.
5.I make my own wine from grapes grown in my own vineyard. The workers there all have health insurance and pension plan.
6.As a child, I scored significantly above chance in the Rhine Zener-Card ESP test.
7.I have climbed Mt. Denali solo without oxygen.
8.I wrote, produced, directed and filmed an IMAX documentary about the Sasquatch, the Yeti and the Abominable Snowman which will be appearing, edited for TV, on the Discovery Channel in 2010.
9.In my spare time, I'm working on a translation of Proust.
10.I sit on the board of directors of several large non-governmental organizations.
11.My experimental farm has won several awards for innovation in organic agriculture techniques and has been featured in Saveur and Food & Wine.
12.In 2007, I received a Federal grant to build a large, windproof Geodesic Dome in Saint Bernard Parish, New Orleans which I will use as a vacation home and donate to the community as a youth centre for the rest of the year.
13.I hold a number of patents in the field of advanced technology, including discoveries in materials science that were important in the development of the Stealth Bomber.
14.The term "cyberspace", generally credited to author William Gibson, was in fact invented by me. I believe William got it from me in the course of a short conversation at an awards dinner we were both attending.
15.I injured my right hand so severely when breaking iron bars for my 10th-degree black belt (Grand High Master Level) in karate that it was necessary to replace the hand with an experimental bionic hand.
16.I've testified as an expert witness in Japanese Rope Bondage in three divorce trials.
17.I can recite the entire dialogue of WC Fields' My Little Chickadee from memory, taking all the parts and using the appropriate voices.
18.I have been initiated as an Inuit Shaman of the Third Level. My spirit name, roughly translated, is "He Who Walks Through Walls".
19. I was picked to write the article on "Oral Servitude" for the Johns Hopkins Encyclopedia of Human Sexuality, 3rd Ed.
20. I hold the world record for the longest free-fall parachute jump.
21.I have 360 degree vision. This means that it is impossible for anyone to approach me from behind without my knowledge.
22.In my spare time, I perform education Puppet Shows for disadvantaged youth in the ghetto.
23.I can recite the value of pi to 10,000 decimal places using a unique mnemonic system of my own devising.
24. I'm working on an inspirational DVD series of lectures by me called "BDSM: What It Can Do For You".
25.My fondest dream, which I am in the process of funding as I write this, is to design and build my own experimental space vehicle and become the first man to land on the sun.
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I can teach you how to snap your fingers!!! My cousin taught me when I was a little girl...I still remember how he did it too!
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rosco rathbone
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How many of these were made up?!
I may have exaggerated the number of places to which I can recite the value of pi, in order to impress math geek chicks and those excited by advanced feats of memory.
