midwestyankee
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Mustard is nasty. *gag*
Mustard with a little sugar was one of my favorite sandwich fillings when I was four or five years old.

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Mustard is nasty. *gag*

Mustard is nasty. *gag*
Mustard is nasty. *gag*
Mustard with a little sugar was one of my favorite sandwich fillings when I was four or five years old.![]()
Blasphemy! Go to your room you bad bad girl!![]()
25. I love cereal. Probably because I hardly ever had any when I was a kid.
If I could only have one condiment, it would be mustard.
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18. I have touched David Duchovny’s naked chest. (I wouldn’t have done it if I wasn’t getting paid to do it, BTW).
JEALOUS. What exactly were you being paid to do?
Please don't be jealous. If I had a memory-transference device, I would happily send that one your way.
I was getting paid to get my ass kicked by Gillian Anderson's stunt double. The scene was set in a virtual-reality hospital where Mr D was being tended to/held captive by some naughty nurses. (I being a naughty nurse, who just happened to know kung-fu).Hence, the chest rubbing.
He's a nice enough guy, just not my brand of "yum".
That. Is. Awesome.
I wish I was a college graduate about 10 years ago so that I could have worked on The X Files.
[*]I drive like a maniac, and attribute that to having learned to drive on an Italian go-kart track as a pre-teen. And maybe to five years of driving a taxi in Tampa.
[*]Even though I was (and am) a lousy tennis player, I was a damned good coach. I could see what the players were doing wrong (or not as well as they should), and show them in slow motion how to do it right. For the most part, though, I couldn't do it at playing speed. Except serving. I had a killer American Twist serve that drove my high school players crazy. It really annoyed them that I wouldn't let them use it. (It's very very bad for the elbow unless done perfectly. My elbow is proof.)
They had awesome catering. Top notch. But working on the show? Lots of nights, in the rain, and the cold, in the middle of the forest or some equally remote location. Not so fun. Cast and crew were nice, that's always a bonus.
Still, I have dreams of the desserts they used to serve. Mmmmmmmmm.
I know what I would (have been?) be getting myself into. I'm a film student! Lots of the nights in the rain and the cold are a bummer, but the finished product makes it all worth it.
Last semester I was in my friend's film, prancing around in the park for about 8 hours on the coldest day of the winter so far without a coat the majority of the time. I thought I would never be warm again, but then seeing what they came up with I almost forgot how miserable it was to shoot it.
Yeah, I get it. Unfortunately, the average student or indie film is a far more rewarding experience than what I worked on ninety-five percent of the time. (The indie films had lousy food, it's a trade off). It's hard to get excited about slipping into second stage hypothermia when you see the finished product of "House of the Dead", if you know what I mean. LOL.
To be honest, I haven't seen most of the stuff I worked on. So. Much. Crap.
But cool to hear you're a film student! Hang in there, "they" will try to suck out your soul with a straw. They are not human.

If I could only have one condiment, it would be mustard.
On the side. 
Floridian taxi drivers are a breed apart. No experience has ever frightened me as much as the short taxi ride from the Miami airport to my hotel that I took about five years ago. (And, believe me, I've had a lot of frightening experiences).
I miss playing tennis so much it hurts, (only two courts where I live at the moment and both unusable). I'm a hack but I love the game. Quite possibly the best game in the world.
Ahem, golf.