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Till christmas - anyone else need a little distraction for this holiday madness?
anyone up for an intellectual or sexy chat?
 
Oh...I guess you meant more sexy, less intellectual.
 
LOL

You've raised the bar too high for intelligent conversation and everyone wanting to talk about sex is PMing her.

You're thinking her? Is baking a feminine thing? I'm so bad at this.
 
You're thinking her? Is baking a feminine thing? I'm so bad at this.

Profile and previous posts indicate that this person is a "she".

I consider myself quite masculine and I rather enjoy baking.
 
Profile and previous posts indicate that this person is a "she".

I consider myself quite masculine and I rather enjoy baking.

See...didn't even do a background check. I do a lot of frying.
 
Cooking is one of life's great pleasures.

;)

Even better is watching other people enjoy it...

This is an excellent point. That's why I enjoy cooking at work. When you feed a fire house, the reviews are always very honest.
 
I can't get the image of having phone sex with Stephen Hawking out of my head for some reason.
 
I can't get the image of having phone sex with Stephen Hawking out of my head for some reason.

Hmm, that could be a very intelligent and sexy conversation...

If you're into robotic voices.
 
I could imagine...

:D

... even brutal at times!

Quite! We once told a guy he wasn't allowed to cook at the fire house anymore. But we told him to get Texas toast to make French Toast and he came in with garlic bread toast.
 
I can't get the image of having phone sex with Stephen Hawking out of my head for some reason.

Yeah, having a hard time getting past the electronic tone of that voice. But then again a had a thing for one of my college professors great body, loved her smile. But she had the flattest monotone voice I've ever heard.
 
Yeah, having a hard time getting past the electronic tone of that voice. But then again a had a thing for one of my college professors great body, loved her smile. But she had the flattest monotone voice I've ever heard.

I'm not crazy about talking during sex anyway.
 
I'm not crazy about talking during sex anyway.

Talking during sex is ok. unless it is. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. repeated over and over. or the dreaded, yes, yes, yes. kind of gets stuck in your head. like on of those dreaded songs. (i.e. the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald) so sometimes quiet can be a good thing.
 
Quite! We once told a guy he wasn't allowed to cook at the fire house anymore. But we told him to get Texas toast to make French Toast and he came in with garlic bread toast.

*chuckle*

The old joke in our home is actually reality.

When the smoke alarm goes off, whatever the Queen is trying to cook, is,

;) ;)

... Well, DONE!
 
Talking during sex is ok. unless it is. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. repeated over and over. or the dreaded, yes, yes, yes. kind of gets stuck in your head. like on of those dreaded songs. (i.e. the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald) so sometimes quiet can be a good thing.
That's my theme song for sex.
 
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