21 F looking for an older man

[barefootgirl69]

I'm as old as the hills. On the assumption that you are female, I might enjoy a chat, but you'll have to tell me what ddig means.

Female? It's not even REAL.
Maybe read more than the first post. It will keep you from getting your  hopes up.

 

[CuriousRick]

Female? It's not even REAL.
Maybe read more than the first post. It will keep you from getting your  hopes up.

No time to read more or check dates!!

 

[positiveflirt]

Female? It's not even REAL.
Maybe read more than the first post. It will keep you from getting your  hopes up.

She's.. not coming back to save us?

 

[barefootgirl69]

She's.. not coming back to save us?

Not unless you ordered her and Amazon delivers.

see what I did there?

 

[HarryAllIn]

Female? It's not even REAL.
Maybe read more than the first post. It will keep you from getting your  hopes up.

Don't we virgins get in a mess? Thanks for straightening me out.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Don't we virgins get in a mess? Thanks for straightening me out.

Welcome to Lit!
Always check out the first page and last page. There's A LOT of bots that will spam the boards or just make one post.

And check the original date. Sometimes people respond to a personal that's two years old!

 

[CuriousRick]

Don't we virgins get in a mess? Thanks for straightening me out.

Check dates too. See way to many people replying to threads that have been dead 10!years.

 

[barefootgirl69]

bxby

Dude,
Try reading the forum rules about putting personal info like your name, email, etc in the open forum. Yikes!

The OP is a bot, and you just handed them a lot of information. If you really are the occupation you listed, I wouldn't hire you. Be strategic on the internet.

Also, this bot hasn't been around in months, so don't expect a reply. Read the first post and last page of posts to get a better idea of things when you see something you like.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dude,
Try reading the forum rules about putting personal info like your name, email, etc in the open forum. Yikes!

The OP is a bot, and you just handed them a lot of information. If you really are the occupation you listed, I wouldn't hire you. Be strategic on the internet.

Also, this bot hasn't been around in months, so don't expect a reply. Read the first post and last page of posts to get a better idea of things when you see something you like.

Funny enough, his response is a copy and paste response as well. I know because I’ve read it several times over the years. Oy vey.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Funny enough, his response is a copy and paste response as well. I know because I’ve read it several times over the years. Oy vey.

Ah, and no one would know it’s copy pasta because all of the posts have been deleted. Some by me for being spam. Some by him. Interesting.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ah, and no one would know it’s copy pasta because all of the posts have been deleted. Some by me for being spam. Some by him. Interesting.

I feel like I wasted my time being helpful.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I feel like I wasted my time being helpful.

And I fret that I’m being unnecessarily mean…

 

[Escierto]

I love this thread!

 

[Deadbed1968]

I love this thread!

Same! It’s like watching a train crash! Where’s my popcorn?

 

[PapaRomantic]

And I fret that I’m being unnecessarily mean…

Some guys might like that....I mean, some OTHER guys might like that...

 

[KatieDoes]

Same! It’s like watching a train crash! Where’s my popcorn?

This train has more crashes than Roadrunner and Wile E Coyote

 

[Moblkman]

Hello! Looking for an older man to chat with! into taboo, ageplay, ddlg, and few more. message me if interested.

Hello

 

[jeannea]

Hello! Looking for an older man to chat with! into taboo, ageplay, ddlg, and few more. message me if interested.

hello sis, if u want a dominant big brother, i'M here, for 7/24

 

[KatieDoes]

Hope springs eternal.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I wouldn't have thought to come back to this thread again and again. It makes me doubt the future of humanity though. Am I a misanthropist?

 

[LostHorizon]

Hope springs eternal.

Never give up hope!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think this thread is perfect for getting to know people in ways we might not have if we hadn't seen them replying to the OP!

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I think this thread is perfect for getting to know people in ways we might not have if we hadn't seen them replying to the OP!

You mean like finally getting to know your neighbour because you're both standing outside as the apartment building is burning down?

 

[KatieDoes]

I wouldn't have thought to come back to this thread again and again. It makes me doubt the future of humanity though. Am I a misanthropist?

If the future of humanity is relying upon the average brain power of the common lit perverts, we are all doomed.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Of the future of humanity is relying upon the average brain power of the common lit perverts, we are all doomed.

OK, I'm a mispervist then. Problem is I'm a pervert myself. I hate myself now. Fuck, I need therapy because of this thread.