~2002 Mistletoe Thread~

[STUDDOG]

OH MISS EROTICKISS..

Im sure some other lucky lady has beat me to you....

*walks up to STUDDOG...grabs him by the face and plants a deep passionate kiss on his lips*
EroticKiss

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Thank you my beautiful friend.....WOW...that was HOT and SPICY.
TOES CURLED AND LIPS CHAPPED from the heat......WOOOO WOOOO

Kisses and hugs EroticKiss.....thank you....your a sweetheart

STUDDOG

 

[STUDDOG]

OH OK......COOKIE

THIS IS A DAMN BIG KISS AND ONE WITH WET SLOBBER AND ROAMING LIPS FOR MY COOKIE FRIEND

COOKIE ....SMILE AND BE HAPPY BEAUTIFUL

LOVE YOU AND NEED THAT WET KISS....I'M STANDING HERE WITH A DAMN MISTLETOE TREE OVER MY HEAD....MY ARMS ARE GETTING WEAK......

STUDDOG

 

[cookiejar]

Re: OH OK......COOKIE

THIS IS A DAMN BIG KISS AND ONE WITH WET SLOBBER AND ROAMING LIPS FOR MY COOKIE FRIEND

COOKIE ....SMILE AND BE HAPPY BEAUTIFUL

LOVE YOU AND NEED THAT WET KISS....I'M STANDING HERE WITH A DAMN MISTLETOE TREE OVER MY HEAD....MY ARMS ARE GETTING WEAK......

STUDDOG

Put that tree down you fool....lol...Throwing Stud down......kisses all over his face.....better?

 

[STUDDOG]

YEP......

Put that tree down you fool....lol...Throwing Stud down......kisses all over his face.....better?
Cookie
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Feeling a little dizzy and starry eyed...SMUD waddles off to comb his hair and straighten his leathers.......did anyone get that truck
number? ...and I want that drivers home number please....with a devil's grin


SMUDDAG......SAYS THANK YOU SMOOKIE...YOU WITTLE DEVIL

 

[cookiejar]

Re: YEP......

Put that tree down you fool....lol...Throwing Stud down......kisses all over his face.....better?
Cookie
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Feeling a little dizzy and starry eyed...SMUD waddles off to comb his hair and straighten his leathers.......did anyone get that truck
number? ...and I want that drivers home number please....with a devil's grin


SMUDDAG......SAYS THANK YOU SMOOKIE...YOU WITTLE DEVIL

SMUDDAG.....it fits you lol......and btw you fit those leathers well...here let me straighten them. weg

 

[tonitits]

Re: Re: YEP......

SMUDDAG.....it fits you lol......and btw you fit those leathers well...here let me straighten them. weg

Good morning!!!

((((((((AA)))))))))) kiss x10000000
(((((STUDDOG)))))))))))))

 

[cookiejar]

Kiss Bear



Kiss Smuddag

 

[STUDDOG]

Cookie......

Kiss Bear

Kiss Smuddag

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I love you Cookie...a HUGE KISS AND HUG and a high five for Bear


STUDDOG

 

[STUDDOG]

Tonitits.........

Good morning!!!

((((((((AA)))))))))) kiss x10000000
(((((STUDDOG)))))))))))))
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Thank you

Hi Toni my beautiful friend and A BIG KISS FOR YOU

I hope you have been well and having a good Christmas season


STUDDOG

 

[Spinaroonie]

A GUIDE TO LOVE AND SEX FOR TODAY'S YOUNG WOMEN (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday August 15, @09:20AM (#4076576)
As a young, modern women of the naughties, you no doubt have many questions concerning romance, love, even s..e..x. In this sensitive and frank "question and answer" format, noted sex therapist Dr Rut explains everythiong you've ever wondered about.

Q: Where can I find the man of my dreams ?
A: This is a difficult question, since every woman probably has a different ideal of what her own personal Prince Charming should act and look like. However, when it comes to finding Mr Right, I can give you a good suggestion on where to start - and that's in a bar. That's right, go to a bar ...preferably the kind that smells of stale beer and lots of men crowded around watching a sports event on television. Pick a man that looks interesting - it's bets to stay away from the shallow "pretty boys" in designer clothes with bulging muscles. Instead, I recommend you pick somebody a little older and wiser, possibly reassuring pot belly. Boldly approach him, offer to buy him a few beers, then invite him back to your place. He'll advise you from there.

Q: How do I know if I found Mr Right ?
A: Unfortunately, there's no sure way to tell. Therefore, I suggest you try out many different kinds of men and many different kinds of bars.

Q: Do men like aggresive women?
A: Definitely. Although they don't admit it, men are often shy - so it's up to you to be bold. In addition to bars, don't be affraid to approach men on streetcorners, in restaurants, even in restrooms. Break the ice with simple "hello", followed by an offer to buy them dinner, drinks - even an expensive gift. Then invite them to back to your place.

Q: What if a man's married ?
A: Go for it. This is a great opportunity to enjoy the valuable experience a married man possesses, without being tied down by any sort of commitment.

Q: But what if I fall in love with a married man ?
A: This is a tough one, especially if you find yourself pregnant. Ask him how he feels about his wife and family. If he says his wife doesn't understand him and he's thinking of leaving her, believe him and continue your relationship, secure in the knowledge that he'll soon make good his promise. Married men rarely lie about such important matters.

Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?
A: ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not confused emotionally as women. It's a proven fact.

Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
A: YES. Before if possible.

Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.

Q: How long should the sex act last ?
A: This is a natural and normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed or embarressed. After your man has finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while he's gone you can busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleanig his apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.

Q: What is "afterplay" ?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to do after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.

Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male penis measures about six centimeters. Anything longer than that is extremely rare and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is seven centimeters or over, you should go down on yur knees and thank you lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment and buying him an expensive gift.

Q: What about the female orgasm ?
A: What about it ? There's no such thing. It's a myth.

Q: Are you sure ?
A: Will you stop asking so many questions ? Do you distrust men or something ? Instead, prove how much you care for your boyfriend by going out and buying him an expensive gift.

 

[STUDDOG]

Ok....lips not chapped!!!!!

Waiting with a tree of mistletoe held over my head for a hot lip killer from Cookie

And to all my friends.....a warm kiss and hug...I hope you all have a wonderful day and keep a smile........

STUDDOG

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Ok....lips not chapped!!!!!

Waiting with a tree of mistletoe held over my head for a hot lip killer from Cookie

And to all my friends.....a warm kiss and hug...I hope you all have a wonderful day and keep a smile........

STUDDOG

*chalking up my lips*.......kissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[calypso_21]

*bump, bump, bump*

 

[STUDDOG]

OK.... HOTLIP FRIENDS

This thread needs to stay up front...it's Christmas and I need a wet hot sugar snack!!!!

BUMPING...BUMPING

 

[Golden Eyes]

Morning All

Running through the room, hanging mistletoe EVERYWHERE so there will be no excuses for not kissing ! GIggles


GE

 

[tonitits]

Re: OK.... HOTLIP FRIENDS

This thread needs to stay up front...it's Christmas and I need a wet hot sugar snack!!!!

BUMPING...BUMPING

Comes over and give Studdog a great big Christmas time Kiss!! Better now?

 

[STUDDOG]

TONITITS AND GOLDEN EYES

HUMMMMM .....TONI.....THAT WAS SO SWEET....WINK!

AND GE..YOU HOLD THAT STUFF OVER YOUR HEAD AND YOU'LL GET A SUGAR SMACK FROM ME......BIG KISS

DANCING IN MY CHAP'S.........SMILE

 

[STUDDOG]

for Roxanne69 my french friend

<<<Roxy my French loving friend....a kiss and hug>>>

You keeping warm up there?


STUDDOG

 

[rosylady]

A BIG KISS FOR EVERYONE

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Walking in
looking round
mmmmmm I could be happy here
BD

 

[Curious_Fem]

Walking in
looking round
mmmmmm I could be happy here
BD

Sneaks up behind Blue, spins him around and plants a big, wet kiss on his luscious lips.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Sneaks up behind Blue, spins him around and plants a big, wet kiss on his luscious lips.

WOW

almost faints in surprise
maybe even need CPR

WEG
ty darlin
kissin you back
mmmmmmmmm
BD

 

[Curious_Fem]

WOW

almost faints in surprise
maybe even need CPR

WEG
ty darlin
kissin you back
mmmmmmmmm
BD

CPR? Well I'm your woman.....I'm a pro at mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

mmmmmmm....I could stand here and kiss you all day.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

CPR? Well I'm your woman.....I'm a pro at mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

mmmmmmm....I could stand here and kiss you all day.

mmmmmmm
why stand
when we can go upstairs and lie down
somewhere warm and cozy
in private
mmmmmmmmmm

 

[Curious_Fem]

mmmmmmm
why stand
when we can go upstairs and lie down
somewhere warm and cozy
in private
mmmmmmmmmm

Private is good, I'm not much of an exhibitionist.

*running up the stairs, looking back over my shoulder to see if you're following*