2 oddball new ideas....

[SEVERUSMAX]

.....one is that of conjoined twins, female, who are joined by the same vagina and urethra. They cannot be safety separated because of their combined urinary tract, so they must live together and any man who wants to be with either of them must be willing to accept that. I got that idea from some comedian who joked about the hypothetical of conjoined twins who shared an asshole, and one of the was gay. That brings up another idea. What if one of them was a lesbian. Or male conjoined twins who share a penis? The girlfriends or wives would have to be girls without so much jealousy.

Another bizarre idea is that of a married man with multiple personality disorder. Say he has 3 personalities. One is named Ned, another Ed, and the third Ted. Ned is tough, macho, brash, and gay. Ed is a wimpy, henpecked hubby, the personality that
his wife sees all of the time. Ted is a womanizer who is more masculine than Ed but more intellectual than Ned. Ted uses a British accent and actually thinks that he IS British. Ned is an aggressive "leather", "top man" type. Ed speaks in a whiny, sniveling tone of voice. Neither Ned nor Ted know that they share a body with a married man, so they feel no guilt. They aren't cheating, because THEY aren't married. Ed IS married, and he neither swings nor cheats, despite his wife's frequent use of sex as a weapon.

 

[Guest]

Wow..incredible..
How incredibly twisted..and creative.
I wonder if you'll get any bites?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Dunno.

When it comes to story ideas, I tend to follow Murphy's Law. You know, "Anything that CAN happen, WILL happen."

And Ed doesn't know WHY he isn't more sexually frustrated than he is, or WHY he doesn't have a roving eye. He just thinks that he's naturally monogamous. There is a background story to this, though I'm not sure when I will introduce it.

 

[GratefulFred]

Here's an inspirational story for you Severusmax. It's part of my "Unwashed Shorts" collection...

http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=156407&page=1

Threesome
(c) GratefulFred

I felt two seductive hands from behind grabbing me towards their voluptuous bodies. In no time my body rubbed up against several lovely breasts.

Soon I felt those lovely hands running up and down my legs as my belt got ripped off in one quick motion and my pants lowered a second later. I watched as the 2 seductresses crawled on hands and knees together in unison working their mouths up to my cock where they both took me in, licking me up, begging for my essence to catch them as they rolled their tongues over my glistened staff. There was no separating these two babes.

Though I could explode at any moment I knew that what they really wanted was for me to be inside of them to fill them up with my manhood. They were now on the bed watching as I lowered myself down upon them. Feeling me inside of them was the ultimate rush. Soon their feet were around my back as they pulled me in making deeper penetration possible. I pumped them over and over and reached the point of no return as I exploded deep into their hot box as we all reached climax together.

I lay their collapsed from the rush just thinking about the feeling of utopia. They both kissed me and smiled. Sex with twins is fabulous, especially Siamese twins.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Here's an inspirational story for you Severusmax. It's part of my "Unwashed Shorts" collection...

http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=156407&page=1

Threesome
(c) GratefulFred

I felt two seductive hands from behind grabbing me towards their voluptuous bodies. In no time my body rubbed up against several lovely breasts.

Soon I felt those lovely hands running up and down my legs as my belt got ripped off in one quick motion and my pants lowered a second later. I watched as the 2 seductresses crawled on hands and knees together in unison working their mouths up to my cock where they both took me in, licking me up, begging for my essence to catch them as they rolled their tongues over my glistened staff. There was no separating these two babes.

Though I could explode at any moment I knew that what they really wanted was for me to be inside of them to fill them up with my manhood. They were now on the bed watching as I lowered myself down upon them. Feeling me inside of them was the ultimate rush. Soon their feet were around my back as they pulled me in making deeper penetration possible. I pumped them over and over and reached the point of no return as I exploded deep into their hot box as we all reached climax together.

I lay their collapsed from the rush just thinking about the feeling of utopia. They both kissed me and smiled. Sex with twins is fabulous, especially Siamese twins.

Thanks. That sounds cool.

I also wondered what people would think of a story that would turn the "Trading Spouses" on its head. What if there was an adult version, where the couples agree to swap EVERYTHING for a bit. Imagine a wealthy corporate raider banging a
country gal, or a high school principal with a socialite? Could be fun.