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Marxist

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I'm Anti-Nazi..Deal With It.

and my favorite:

Pussy-whip, What Flavor Are YOU Having Tonight?






Mouse, dear friend, you're learning to suck donkey dick in new and fascinating ways every day. Can you take off your crown as KING OF THE OBVIOUS long enough to lead us back into the land of the obscure cool girl bands and underappreciated Nepalese porn?

Thanks in advance.
 
Marxist... I'm horny. I'm wearing red, flannel, harry potter PJ's. I was wearing a teddy earlier, but well... it ended up needing to be washed ;)

wanna fuck?
 
vixenshe said:
Marxist... I'm horny. I'm wearing red, flannel, harry potter PJ's. I was wearing a teddy earlier, but well... it ended up needing to be washed ;)

wanna fuck?

Sure. Let me ask Mouse first though.
 
Marx,

But how noteworthy is it that coming out against lying merits harsh responses from Litsters?
 
modest mouse said:
Marx,

But how noteworthy is it that coming out against lying merits harsh responses from Litsters?

Because it looks like you're projecting your own fears. This isn't the first time you've stated without equivocation that you're against philandering.

Please, we get it.
 
vixenshe said:
to join in?

okee!

I don't think so. He's got the Bible in one hand and a string of anal beads in the other. I have no idea what's on that boy's mind.
 
Marxist said:
I don't think so. He's got the Bible in one hand and a string of anal beads in the other. I have no idea what's on that boy's mind.

Then live and let live, and come here and fuck me!
 
vixenshe said:
I insist.

How can I serve you?

;)

I was thinking we'd start with doggy-style, work our way into a pretzel, and end up doing the Alabama camel hump.

Just remember, camels spit.
 
Marxist said:
I was thinking we'd start with doggy-style, work our way into a pretzel, and end up doing the Alabama camel hump.

Just remember, camels spit.

LMAO
 
Is your bf going top shelf in your avatar or is that an illusion?
 
Marxist said:
Is your bf going top shelf in your avatar or is that an illusion?

illusion.

Sorry.. he's too big to do that comfortably.

No, wait. He's too big for ME to TAKE IT comfortably.


translation: it hurts like a sonofabitch to do that with him.
 
vixenshe said:
illusion.

Sorry.. he's too big to do that comfortably.

No, wait. He's too big for ME to TAKE IT comfortably.


translation: it hurts like a sonofabitch to do that with him.

Good.

I was betting with my mom that you were taking it the poonanny. She owes me $50 now.
 
Marxist said:
She says hi and wants to know if you plan on ever putting on some clothes.

No. Never. I plan to run away and join a nudist colony.


Wanna come?


*weg*
 
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