2 Army Generals, 2 groupies, 1 lovesick dittohead FBI agent

[RobDownSouth]

2 Generals, 2 groupies, 1 lovesick dittohead FBI agent

This Petraeus saga keeps getting better and better.

Our story so far...

General Petraeus is Supreme Commander in Iraq, gets himself a "biographer" who becomes his special play-friend. He gets promoted to the CIA.

General Allen replaces General Petraeus. He also has a special friend with whom he shares both his DNA and 30 emails a day, every day, for over 3 years.

Allen's special friend decides she wants to "trade up" and replace Petraeus' special friend. Allen's special friend gets alarmed at vague, harrassing emails and does what anyone in her position would have done....called a married FBI agent who is infatuated with her.

FBI agent twists all sorts of arms within the bureau to make a handful of harassing emails a major FBI investigation. Unbeknownst to Petraues' special friend, FBI agent is an elder in the Church of Limbaugh, and sees ...*drumroll*.....no less than President Obama hisself as orchestrating the harassment.

The FBI agent does what any good soldier does in this situation, bypasses the chain of command, and seeks out a sympathetic dittohead US Senator and compromises an ongoing FBI investigation.

The FBI agent then purportedly send dick pictures to Allen's special friend and asks for topless pics.

This is better than a Mexican Telenova!

 

[pink]

It is worse than a soap opera.

 

[unregistered]

 

[rob_4u2]

What's next...let the wild speculation begin....

 

[Adre]

Except, Obama knew about it for some time now.

Look who was able to work Obama into the situation. What a shock

 

[richard_daily]

Look who was able to work Obama into the situation. What a shock

he's got an obsession with BBC.

 

[hogjack]

Word on the street is that biographer/mistress Paula Broadwell had images of a cross-dressing David Petraeus on her hard-drive. Apparently the General was very fond of vintage WAC uniforms.

Whose gonna tell a CIA Director - and 4-star General - that he doesn't have the legs for it? No one!

 

[Sean]

Except, Obama knew about it for some time now.

I suspect that if the head of the CIA is in a position where he could be blackmailed, yeah, the president would be informed.

 

[julybaby04]

The timing of all of this is a bit strange......

 

[unregistered]

 

[RobDownSouth]

I think if one cabinet member is investigating another cabinet member the President is aware.

Dubya removed the cabinet-level rank of the Director of Central Intelligence back in 2001.

Made it easier to create the "right" kind of intelligence to start a war with Iraq, you might recall.

 

[garbage can]

This Petraeus saga keeps getting better and better.

Our story so far...

General Petraeus is Supreme Commander in Iraq, gets himself a "biographer" who becomes his special play-friend. He gets promoted to the CIA.

General Allen replaces General Petraeus. He also has a special friend with whom he shares both his DNA and 30 emails a day, every day, for over 3 years.

Allen's special friend decides she wants to "trade up" and replace Petraeus' special friend. Petraeus' special friend gets alarmed at vague, harrassing emails and does what anyone in her position would have done....called a married FBI agent who is infatuated with her.

FBI agent twists all sorts of arms within the bureau to make a handful of harassing emails a major FBI investigation. Unbeknownst to Petraues' special friend, FBI agent is an elder in the Church of Limbaugh, and sees ...*drumroll*.....no less than President Obama hisself as orchestrating the harassment.

The FBI agent does what any good soldier does in this situation, bypasses the chain of command, and seeks out a sympathetic dittohead US Senator and compromises an ongoing FBI investigation.

The FBI agent then purportedly send dick pictures to Allen's special friend and asks for topless pics.

This is better than a Mexican Telenova!

This love scandal is getting sooo hot, it's pushing Benghazi gate into obscurity.

Oh, maybe that's what's intended.

 

[RobDownSouth]

This love scandal is getting sooo hot, it's pushing Benghazi gate into obscurity.

Oh, maybe that's what's intended.

speaking of "lovesick dittohead", look who showed up!

Yes, the right wing is desperately trying to link their fading "but...but...Benghazi" talking point to Petreaus Penisgate.

 

[zipman]

That this image made it's way on to a live news show is hysterical.

http://gawker.com/5960129/according..._source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

That this image made it's way on to a live news show is hysterical.

http://gawker.com/5960129/according..._source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Eep.. someone is going to get fired over that fuck-up.

Or possibly resign.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's NOT a Love Triangle!
It's NOT a Love Rectangle!
It's a LOVE PENTAGON!

 

[RjThoughts]

That this image made it's way on to a live news show is hysterical.

http://gawker.com/5960129/according..._source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

That is funny.

 

[RjThoughts]

It's NOT a Love Triangle!
It's NOT a Love Rectangle!
It's a LOVE PENTAGON!

Fail!

It doesn't show how Obama introduced Petraeus to Broadwell.

And doesn't Broadwell sound suspiciously like a porn name?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fail!

It doesn't show how Obama introduced Petraeus to Broadwell.

And doesn't Broadwell sound suspiciously like a porn name?

President Obama is obviously at the very center of that Pentagon, a black spider bloated on the blood of the corpses of those valiant heroes slain at his direction in Benghazi!

Ooooooh, the humanity!

 

[LadyVer]

This Petraeus saga keeps getting better and better.

Our story so far...

General Petraeus is Supreme Commander in Iraq, gets himself a "biographer" who becomes his special play-friend. He gets promoted to the CIA.

General Allen replaces General Petraeus. He also has a special friend with whom he shares both his DNA and 30 emails a day, every day, for over 3 years.

Allen's special friend decides she wants to "trade up" and replace Petraeus' special friend. Petraeus' special friend gets alarmed at vague, harrassing emails and does what anyone in her position would have done....called a married FBI agent who is infatuated with her.

FBI agent twists all sorts of arms within the bureau to make a handful of harassing emails a major FBI investigation. Unbeknownst to Petraues' special friend, FBI agent is an elder in the Church of Limbaugh, and sees ...*drumroll*.....no less than President Obama hisself as orchestrating the harassment.

The FBI agent does what any good soldier does in this situation, bypasses the chain of command, and seeks out a sympathetic dittohead US Senator and compromises an ongoing FBI investigation.

The FBI agent then purportedly send dick pictures to Allen's special friend and asks for topless pics.

This is better than a Mexican Telenova!

Wow. I would think the next move would be to check out all "special social liaisons" to the military. Sounds like another name for military groupie or prostitute, regardless how married and upstanding they appear to be... The more news that comes out about this makes me wonder what in the hell is going on in military leadership lately. Don't they have enough to do?

 

[RjThoughts]

Wow. I would think the next move would be to check out all "special social liaisons" to the military. Sounds like another name for military groupie or prostitute, regardless how married and upstanding they appear to be... The more news that comes out about this makes me wonder what in the hell is going on in military leadership lately. Don't they have enough to do?

The Revolutionary and Civil Wars had "Campfollowers." Though most were the wives of staff officers and hired servants, some were prostitutes. My father-in-law speaks of "B" girls during WWII. I suspect Hannibal had some followers when he crossed the Alps.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

This Petraeus saga keeps getting better and better.

Our story so far...

General Petraeus is Supreme Commander in Iraq, gets himself a "biographer" who becomes his special play-friend. He gets promoted to the CIA.

General Allen replaces General Petraeus. He also has a special friend with whom he shares both his DNA and 30 emails a day, every day, for over 3 years.

Allen's special friend decides she wants to "trade up" and replace Petraeus' special friend. Petraeus' special friend gets alarmed at vague, harrassing emails and does what anyone in her position would have done....called a married FBI agent who is infatuated with her.

FBI agent twists all sorts of arms within the bureau to make a handful of harassing emails a major FBI investigation. Unbeknownst to Petraues' special friend, FBI agent is an elder in the Church of Limbaugh, and sees ...*drumroll*.....no less than President Obama hisself as orchestrating the harassment.

The FBI agent does what any good soldier does in this situation, bypasses the chain of command, and seeks out a sympathetic dittohead US Senator and compromises an ongoing FBI investigation.

The FBI agent then purportedly send dick pictures to Allen's special friend and asks for topless pics.

This is better than a Mexican Telenova!

I believe you have this ass backward as usual.

There is no evidence that Jill Kelly wanted to "trade up" to Patraeus other than whatever fantasy was playing out in Broadwell's hormonally charged mind. It was Broadwell who sent the harassing e-mails to Kelly, not vice versa. It was Kelly who contacted the FBI and thus started the investigation of Broadwell which, in turn, revealed Patreus' hand in the proverbial "cookie jar."

Except, of course, that it was much warmer and, uh, considerably more "moist."

 

[Squibbs]

Americans are such petty people.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I believe you have this ass backward as usual.

There is no evidence that Jill Kelly wanted to "trade up" to Patraeus other than whatever fantasy was playing out in Broadwell's hormonally charged mind. It was Broadwell who sent the harassing e-mails to Kelly, not vice versa. It was Kelly who contacted the FBI and thus started the investigation of Broadwell which, in turn, revealed Patreus' hand in the proverbial "cookie jar."

Except, of course, that it was much warmer and, uh, considerably more "moist."

You are correct, I meant to say "Allen's special friend" instead of "Petraeus' special friend". It's hard to keep the "special friends' straight here without a scorecard.

Enjoy your "victory" over me, my friend. After the drubbing I gave you last week, I figured you'd be post-stalking me. Thanks for not disappointing us!

You're the winner here...the WINNER, DAMMIT!

 

[LadyVer]

The Revolutionary and Civil Wars had "Campfollowers." Though most were the wives of staff officers and hired servants, some were prostitutes. My father-in-law speaks of "B" girls during WWII. I suspect Hannibal had some followers when he crossed the Alps.

I would suspect today many wives of mil leaders don't see their hubs too often. Maybe some are cases of mino... Married In Name Only.