1st pet for Mellon Collie

[modest mouse]

Here ya go. I still think they will make lousy pets.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Aww, I'm definitely moving there now. How can you not think they are the cutest things ever?

 

[modest mouse]

Cute from a distance? Sure. Fun to watch perform their hyperactive routine? Sure. Just a rodent with racing stripes? Yup.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Hey, you're the one who has the catch them for me so I can name them and color coordinate them. And I don't want like one or two, I want like 400 and god help you when they have babies.

 

[modest mouse]

Nothing a brief trip to the magical sterility machine (microwave) cannot remedy.

I can see you are going to be high maintenance.

 

[PacificBlue]

They like to eat pringles.

 

[modest mouse]

Oh,

PacBlue knows some tricks for catching the wascally little 'munks.

Spoiling the animals again PacBlue?

 

[Mellon Collie]

They like to eat pringles.

Make that me and the chipmunks.

Magical sterility machine, Eep!




Ok so I may be a little high maintenance you know, having to go to the store to buy me and my chipmunks Pringles and all but it's worth it.

 

[modest mouse]

HIJACK

What ever happened to pringles corn ships? I remember them when they first came out, then they were gone. Are they elsewhere?

HIJACK OFF



So MC, you will have Pringles, but I am drawing the line at junk food for your 'munks.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Fine, then I guess I'm going to have to just give all my junk food to them cause sharing is caring. Not that you'd know anything about that.



So when I start loosing the little bit of weight I have now and get all sick we'll see who feeds them chipmunks pringles.

 

[modest mouse]

sharing is caring

So when I start loosing the little bit of weight I have now and get all sick we'll see who feeds them chipmunks pringles.

Ah babe, I will cook for you. You needn't worry about having enough food. Just no junk food for the 'munks. They can eat nuts, I'm not buying the lil guys Pringles....unless they run in one of those wheels and pay some of the electric bill...then they can have some junkfood.

 

[Mellon Collie]

No no no, you seem to have misunderstood. I don't eat real food. My daily diet usually consists of Mountain Dew, cookies, chips of come sort and candy. So maybe I can feed them what you cook and eat the junk food I was going to give them. I'm such a good problem solver.

 

[modest mouse]

I almost forgot, you are on the College diet. Sugar, glucose, coffee and caffeine.

What about Ramen, you cant neglect Ramen.

(Veers away from the abuse of 'munks MC proposes. Little sugar fiends is what she will have on her hands.)

 

[Mellon Collie]

Well, I've been on the college diet since I was about 15. And what's wrong with chipmunks who crave sugar, it's been working for 19 years now for me.

 

[modest mouse]

{whispers to MC}: we dont want the 'munks to behave like you though, that would be a disaster.

 

[PacificBlue]

but...but...but...

you haven't seen truly "cute" until you've seen a little chipmunk standing on a picnic table holding a pringle with his/her two little paws, crunching away.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Hey, I resent that.

What's so bad about the way I act?

 

[modest mouse]

PacBlue has obviously spent many hours fattening up the local 'munk population. I bet you have 4 pund 'munks running around your house.

...

MC...I cant split my heart between you and 400 'munks, so they cannot be like you. (Laying on the cornball rather thick now)

 

[Mellon Collie]

Aww, what a sweet load of bullshit.

Hmm, maybe I should go live with PB, she seems to have the same feelings toward chipmunks as I do.

 

[Nathon_88]

Can I come too? I love chipmunks, squirrels, all kinds of birds, and anything else that eat seeds.

*smiles*

 

[modest mouse]

Damn, I never knew 'munks were seen so sympathetically. Of course I am noting that MC has seen exactly one.

I would agree with nathon about squirells....red ones are great little woods characters....grey ones are moronic little scavengers.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Nathon sweetie, there is nowhere to go to. I'm moving in with Modest because he has chipmunks that I need to spoil and is going to give me piggyback rides through the woods. And it would probably be a lot easier to make him work on our world domination via sporks plan if I was there to crack the proverbial whip.

 

[modest mouse]

The truth comes out. I am nothing more than a tool in MC's plan for world domination. Nothing more than a 'munk keeper. Pringle provider. Sex slave..ok, ok, so its not all bad.

 

[Nathon_88]

Nathon sweetie, there is nowhere to go to. I'm moving in with Modest because he has chipmunks that I need to spoil and is going to give me piggyback rides through the woods. And it would probably be a lot easier to make him work on our world domination via sporks plan if I was there to crack the proverbial whip.

Ah....okay.

In that case, I'll just take my briefcase full of sunflower seeds, and go home.

 

[RoamingSpirit]

Aww, I'm definitely moving there now. How can you not think they are the cutest things ever?

We have really cute squirrels here in Wisconsin!