wishfulthinking
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1st Author Feedback Awards for the Month of [or up until] February
The following is a list of nominations, in no particular order, that stuck me as funny. Admittedly, I have a weird sense of humour, and added to that I have an Australian sense of humour, so I might find I’m the only one laughing.
[but no one else was stupid enough to volunteer]
I bypassed the fab feedback [we don’t need to poll fab feedback. It is simply that.] and went straight to the nasty, gritty, mostly anon feedback that makes us growl or laugh.
The nominees are [drumroll]:
1. Neonlyte
Not arousing at all
02/04/05 By: Anonymous in USA
I thought the stroy was horrible. It didn't arouse me at all. The beginning had nothing to do with the rest of the story. I expected mind blowing sex, i wanted it. I was truely dissapointed. A total waste of my time.
2. Impressive
boring
01/22/05 By: Anonymous
yuppies talk to much. why dont they just shut up and fuck or something
3. Subjoe
its simple -- use a condom and get a one.
4. Alex De Kok
jesus christ! this is the most convuluted piece of dog shit i've ever tried to wade through. mickey spillane you ain't. come to think of it a couple of monkeys and a typewriter and we'd have something better than this. what a total and complete waste of time.
5. Svenskaflicka
Dear svenskaflicka god bless you i just read your teach your children about sex. I am a 18yr old w/m and my mother taught me about sex after i ask her started asking her questions about what was going on with me. I have always been very close to my mother and when i started to wake up with a hard on and some times being wet on my penis. I ask my mother about what was going on she then took the time to show me just what being a male was about and showed me each part of my penis and how they worked and how it felt when it was touched.
She showed me how to masterbate by touching me and making me cum. I have the most respected and love for my mother that anyone could have. when i ask about her body she explained to me how it worked and she had me touch her pussy and i played with her pussy til she cum.
We gave oral sex to each other and she showed me how it felt to have my cock sucked and i was tought how to eat pussy and what it tasted like.
My mother show me that my cock went into her pussy but she said that only couples in love could do that.
I have the most respect for females and my girlfirend now says that i treat her and love her better then anyone she has been with she is a few year older then i.
so i just want to say i thank my mother for being so loving and teaching and it sounds like you would be that kind of mother also from what you wrote. god bless you we need more mothers like you
6. Cookiejar
Comments:
Is this a test, or did I really cause the crash?
Today, cheapgrass dominates the inland deserts from Canada to Nevada,
covering an area over twice the size of the state of Nebraska and
spreading by thousands of acres per year.
The big irony is, even cattle hate cheapgrass, Oyster says. So the
cows, they eat the rare native bunch grasses. What's left of them.
7. Cantdog
Comments:
Reading that was stomachturning. I got as far as the girl liking the way the motherfuck SMELLED (!!!!) and then I gave you a 1. You antiAmerican shitball.
Proud Marine
if you konw what that even fuckin means??
The following is a list of nominations, in no particular order, that stuck me as funny. Admittedly, I have a weird sense of humour, and added to that I have an Australian sense of humour, so I might find I’m the only one laughing.
[but no one else was stupid enough to volunteer]I bypassed the fab feedback [we don’t need to poll fab feedback. It is simply that.] and went straight to the nasty, gritty, mostly anon feedback that makes us growl or laugh.
The nominees are [drumroll]:
1. Neonlyte
Not arousing at all
02/04/05 By: Anonymous in USA
I thought the stroy was horrible. It didn't arouse me at all. The beginning had nothing to do with the rest of the story. I expected mind blowing sex, i wanted it. I was truely dissapointed. A total waste of my time.
2. Impressive
boring
01/22/05 By: Anonymous
yuppies talk to much. why dont they just shut up and fuck or something
3. Subjoe
its simple -- use a condom and get a one.
4. Alex De Kok
jesus christ! this is the most convuluted piece of dog shit i've ever tried to wade through. mickey spillane you ain't. come to think of it a couple of monkeys and a typewriter and we'd have something better than this. what a total and complete waste of time.
5. Svenskaflicka
Dear svenskaflicka god bless you i just read your teach your children about sex. I am a 18yr old w/m and my mother taught me about sex after i ask her started asking her questions about what was going on with me. I have always been very close to my mother and when i started to wake up with a hard on and some times being wet on my penis. I ask my mother about what was going on she then took the time to show me just what being a male was about and showed me each part of my penis and how they worked and how it felt when it was touched.
She showed me how to masterbate by touching me and making me cum. I have the most respected and love for my mother that anyone could have. when i ask about her body she explained to me how it worked and she had me touch her pussy and i played with her pussy til she cum.
We gave oral sex to each other and she showed me how it felt to have my cock sucked and i was tought how to eat pussy and what it tasted like.
My mother show me that my cock went into her pussy but she said that only couples in love could do that.
I have the most respect for females and my girlfirend now says that i treat her and love her better then anyone she has been with she is a few year older then i.
so i just want to say i thank my mother for being so loving and teaching and it sounds like you would be that kind of mother also from what you wrote. god bless you we need more mothers like you
6. Cookiejar
Comments:
Is this a test, or did I really cause the crash?
Today, cheapgrass dominates the inland deserts from Canada to Nevada,
covering an area over twice the size of the state of Nebraska and
spreading by thousands of acres per year.
The big irony is, even cattle hate cheapgrass, Oyster says. So the
cows, they eat the rare native bunch grasses. What's left of them.
7. Cantdog
Comments:
Reading that was stomachturning. I got as far as the girl liking the way the motherfuck SMELLED (!!!!) and then I gave you a 1. You antiAmerican shitball.
Proud Marine
if you konw what that even fuckin means??
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