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Mensa said:
I see your avatar is blonde too.:p

Blonde jokes strictly prohibited....if you know what's good for you.

*giving the best menacing look she can muster*
 
I love blonde jokes!
Go ahead.
Post 'em.

They're so not true.
:cool:
 
Well, let us just hope the Devil can help get you out of the trouble he helped get you in to.

If the devil jumped off a bridge...would you?

That's what you get for talking to the devil. I've told you about this a million times. Talking to the devil will get you nowhere in a hurry.

*insert mother-esque speech here*
 
He's a very bad man

The Devil said to ask which bridge?:eek:
 
SS go see Legally Blonde

:p
 
1985, I had my first motorcycle on the road (legaly) and was having big fun, I was 17 and in a good job with lots of spare cash, I shagged like a rabbit and drank like a fish and generally had a great time.

Thank you Angel for reminding me of a good year :D
 
hey lilfrk, i was 12, too, for a few months of that year anyway

I was on my first date..took a girl to a dance, kissed her a lot, took her home...a couple of years later we went out again, began dating and she turned nuts...i broke up with her but she called me in the middle of the night a lot and threatened me...freaked me out...one day she disappeared, rumor was she went to the State Hospital...I never saw her again....

a teen love story...
 
Rambling Man

I was 12 until December. My boyfriend of that year called me on the phone during christmas vacation and told me he was going to go to my girlfriend's house and "fuck the dog shit out of her". He was a lovely thing. Then my mom told me I could never talk to him again and I was shattered. Now I'm glad, then I hated her.

Ahh...teen love stories, heart warming aren't they?
 
not always the stuff of a disney movie, are they..you won't see, "My Girlfriend on the Basketball Team (who later turned lesbian)" or "Adventures With the Easiest Girl in Town"

That would actually be the best one...I still like her best of all the girls I went out with...she actually cheated on a serious boyfriend to go out with me, something I didn't know at the time but made me feel good when I did find out. I also dated a girl who fell off of then proceeded to get her legs run over by a Homecoming parade float. There were other crazy ones and a few normal ones sprinkled here and there....
 
Nope not Disney movies that's for sure. You dating history seems to be a lot more colorful than mine though. The only skelatons I have in my closet are: the redneck(guy who wanted to do my girlfriend), the pathetic loser and my favorite, the pedofile that has been to the state pen 4 times in the past 13 years for molesting little kids. Maybe Disney wants to buy the rights to that movie. Well...maybe not.

Nice to Meet Ya.
 
rambling man said:
hey lilfrk, i was 12, too, for a few months of that year anyway

I was on my first date..took a girl to a dance, kissed her a lot, took her home...a couple of years later we went out again, began dating and she turned nuts...i broke up with her but she called me in the middle of the night a lot and threatened me...freaked me out...one day she disappeared, rumor was she went to the State Hospital...I never saw her again....

a teen love story...

"Snap" well sort of, I had a relationship with a lovely girl who was fun/sexy/smart and a great shag, then one day she dropped off the face of the earth and I couldn't find her, I kept going to her flat and looking for her then one day I just decided to knock on her neighbours door and she told me that one night she'd gone loony and was running around with a knife.

The men in white coats came and dragged her off screaming and kicking, I never saw her again and I have to say of all the people in the world she would have been last on my list to be a mental case.

My mates said either I was such a shit shag or such a great shag that she'd lost her mind but they could never agree which.
 
Geez...remind me not to go anywhere with the two you. I'll lose what little mind I have left.

Honestly which do you think is worse, dating a pedofile or someone going crazy while you date them? I'm leaning towards dating a pedofile but that's just me. You may very well think it's someone going crazy while you date them. I'm thinking neither is really a good thing.
 
lilfrk said:
Geez...remind me not to go anywhere with the two you. I'll lose what little mind I have left.

Honestly which do you think is worse, dating a pedofile or someone going crazy while you date them? I'm leaning towards dating a pedofile but that's just me. You may very well think it's someone going crazy while you date them. I'm thinking neither is really a good thing.

LOL, if thats the choices you've got then I say you need to get out and meet some new friends, but to answer your question I'd rather date a crazy person......why......Cause they won't be crazy all the time and sometimes crazy can be fun rather than scary and a pedophile will never really have love for you unless your 12 years old.
 
Hey, I figure the two of you can't be any worse than the other people I go out with actually. I'm pretty much looney anyway.LOL I mean how much worse can I actually get? I do hangout here you know.

As for the pedofile well...that's a really long story. I was actually 15 when we dated. Just thinking about the whole thing gives me the creeps. I would have rather dated a crazy person too.
 
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