19 and 3/4

[seXieleXie]

today is my three-quarters birthday. what did you get me?

 

[Guest]

A 19 and 3'4" dildo!

 

[DéjàNu]

A 19 and 3'4" dildo!

duh GP!! a 19 cm will do!

 

[Guest]

 

[Richard49]

I am a little over 53 1/2 years old

 

[Angel]

I'll be 24 &1/2 a week from Friday.



Lexie, I got you an Angel for your birthday.

 

[J.B.]

wow, im 27 and 11/12ths

I'm 22 & 11/12

 

[Chicklet]

I'm 21 and....and....<sob> okay, I admit it! I can't do fractions!

 

[honeylick]

today is my three-quarters birthday. what did you get me?

well... what do you want, babycakes?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[J.B.]

thank you. you've just confused me

I'm 22 & 235/365 (I think)

 

[Guest]

 

[J.B.]

I know I was trying to place the day then I realized I could just click on profile.

 

[seXieleXie]

except for angel you all suck.

my roommate drew a picture of a naked woman for me. now that's love.

 

[honeylick]

except for angel you all suck.

my roommate drew a picture of a naked woman for me. now that's love.

-gasp-

 

[unclej]

i think i'm older than fractions so i probably don't get to play.

 

[perks]

holy jesus

 

[honeylick]

holy jesus

that was a top-secret code name.

 

[seXieleXie]

i think i'm older than fractions so i probably don't get to play.

you're never too old for fractions

 

[perks]

that was a top-secret code name.

HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! okay, tickled, completely.

 

[honeylick]

HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! okay, tickled, completely.

josefina is ok for PDA's sweetcheeks.

 

[sexy-girl]

"Girl, You'll be A Woman Soon"

Girl, you'll be a woman... soon

I love you so much, can't count all the ways
I've died for you girl and all they can say is
"She's not your kind"
They never get tired of putting me down
And I'll never know when I come around
What I'm gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind.
Don't you know...

Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon, you'll need a WOman

I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're saying girl it cuts like a knife
"The girl's no good"
Well I've finally found what I'm a looking for
But if they get their chance they'll end it for sure
Surely would
Baby I've done all I could
Now it's up to you...

Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon, you'll need a WOman

Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon but soon, you'll need a WOman


i plagiarized a song for you ... i mean wrote you a song

 

[Azwed]

I am 23 and 5/364ths

 

[J.B.]

except for angel you all suck.

my roommate drew a picture of a naked woman for me. now that's love.

yup & lick too. But I'm sure you don't want that for a gift... Do you?