18 ways to say your fly is open ...

[Isabella Thorne]

The cucumber has left the salad.

I can see the gun of Navarone.

Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

You've got Windows in your laptop.

Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

Dr. Kimble has escaped!

Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

.... hey ... do you have any more to add to this exposed list?

 

[android1966]

"Oi you, your cocks hanging out."

Best shouted at the top of your voice in a crowded bar.

 

[Carl East]

Or, and this ones a classic, your flys undone. lol

How the hell are you Bella, I haven't seen you around for ages. Still getting spanked on a regular basis.



Carl

 

[bluespoke]

Or

Your violin case is open.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

can't believe "your barn door is open" was overlooked!

 

[APhil]

XYZ

 

[glamorilla]

Got milk?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Got milk?

Hey Glam, around your way do you yell "Dinners on"?? lol

 

[solid_]

Your flying low.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

It's snowing ...

How the hell are you Bella, I haven't seen you around for ages. Still getting spanked on a regular basis.
Carl

ummmm Carl ... is that you, dear? OMG ... it's nice to see ya ... and yup about the spanking ... see i wrote this especially for toi:

Regular-ly
over the knee
hee hee hee ...

hey when i was a sweet young innocent schoolgirl <ok don't laugh> i remember saying "you are flying low" to boys when their fly was undone ..

also i remember saying to girls "it is snowing" when their slip was showing ... does anyone else remember saying that?

 

[marksgirl]

You want someone to choke that chicken or what?

 

[Guest]

Put the mouse back into the house. - Gunther on "Friends"

 

[solid_]

You want someone to choke that chicken or what?

I thought that was a term for masturbateing.

 

[lilfrk]

me: What do airplanes do?

him: Fly.

me: Your's is open.

 

[miles]

Your flag is at half mast.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i just say your nuts are showing, told that to my little bro

 

[naudiz]

Looks like someone's trying to free Willie.

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm....

Put your pig in the blanket?

 

[Jimi]

Re: It's snowing ...

hey when i was a sweet young innocent schoolgirl <ok don't laugh> i remember saying "you are flying low" to boys when their fly was undone ..

also i remember saying to girls "it is snowing" when their slip was showing ... does anyone else remember saying that?

Yup! to both - say, did we go to separate schools together?

And I'll bet you WERE quite innocent... (sigh)