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Advertised on Marketplace today:
"What I have here for you today is a 2025 Subaru Crosstrek Limited. This is a divorce sale so not looking to make money off it.
Currently 17,456 miles on it. That number is lower than the mileage the jezebel and her lover have logged. Most of those miles are traveling to and from secret meetups. Mileage will continue to increase until sold but remain below the cumulative mileage of these love birds.
It has all the bells and whistles of the limited package, plus some additional goodies such as:
- All Weather mats in the front, rear and hatch
- Form fitting inflatable mattress that fits in the hatch with the rear seats folded up.
- Compressor for the mattress
- Illegal tint so you can be incognito with your paramour inside and not get detected. I highly recommend removing it but you may want to risk the ticket for the esthetics. Just tell AST you purchased it this way and bat your pretty little eyes.
- Accessory cargo bag that fastens to the back of the rear seats.
Car is in great shape. No windshield cracks. It was involved in a fender bender last December. The rear bumper was hit. Classic Collision did the repair and it looks good as new. No frame damage.
I highly recommend the Subaru app for auto start and climate control. I found it very useful and the biggest win is the location tracking so when your wife tells you she is headed to a mutual friend’s house and turns off her phone at that friend’s house you can compare the last known location of her iPhone with the current location of the Subaru.
Hot tip for the Home-wreckers out there: I would not recommend bathing yourself in perfume to meet your secret lover at Machetanz Elementary parking lot for a little escapade coquine. It’s simply a good way to get caught cheating and frankly a trashy way to “meet up.” Fred and Sara Machetanz would also not approve of such infidelity.
This is a great vehicle for the Alaska winters. Handles very well in the snow. Very sporty. You get a lot of bang for your buck. My wife sure did."
"What I have here for you today is a 2025 Subaru Crosstrek Limited. This is a divorce sale so not looking to make money off it.
Currently 17,456 miles on it. That number is lower than the mileage the jezebel and her lover have logged. Most of those miles are traveling to and from secret meetups. Mileage will continue to increase until sold but remain below the cumulative mileage of these love birds.
It has all the bells and whistles of the limited package, plus some additional goodies such as:
- All Weather mats in the front, rear and hatch
- Form fitting inflatable mattress that fits in the hatch with the rear seats folded up.
- Compressor for the mattress
- Illegal tint so you can be incognito with your paramour inside and not get detected. I highly recommend removing it but you may want to risk the ticket for the esthetics. Just tell AST you purchased it this way and bat your pretty little eyes.
- Accessory cargo bag that fastens to the back of the rear seats.
Car is in great shape. No windshield cracks. It was involved in a fender bender last December. The rear bumper was hit. Classic Collision did the repair and it looks good as new. No frame damage.
I highly recommend the Subaru app for auto start and climate control. I found it very useful and the biggest win is the location tracking so when your wife tells you she is headed to a mutual friend’s house and turns off her phone at that friend’s house you can compare the last known location of her iPhone with the current location of the Subaru.
Hot tip for the Home-wreckers out there: I would not recommend bathing yourself in perfume to meet your secret lover at Machetanz Elementary parking lot for a little escapade coquine. It’s simply a good way to get caught cheating and frankly a trashy way to “meet up.” Fred and Sara Machetanz would also not approve of such infidelity.
This is a great vehicle for the Alaska winters. Handles very well in the snow. Very sporty. You get a lot of bang for your buck. My wife sure did."
