151,600 people and Carrie Fisher died today

[Ms_Ann]

But Britney Spears survived. You people need to relax.

 

[spacekowboy]

So hows that cancer coming along?

 

[JeffDahmer]

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"Evidently you don't understand my responsibilities. I'm going to take that
baseball bat away from you and bash your head in."

Please Jack, I'm not Ms_Ann, I'm your wife Wendy! Leave me alone!

 

[Ms_Ann]

So hows that cancer coming along?

Are you being funny?

 

[JeffDahmer]

Are you being funny?

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[Hypoxia]

The Mosul Dam will soon collapse and drown a million or two Iraqis while displacing millions more. But Britney Spears won't be there. Neither will any Tromps. Fate is so unfair.

 

[sr71plt]

Are you being funny?

The point is that you aren't being funny.

 

[Ms_Ann]

The point is that you aren't being funny.

Funny about what?

 

[sr71plt]

Funny about what?

Who do you think you're fooling? You're trying your best to be the GB uber dipshit--against stiff competition.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Who do you think you're fooling? You're trying your best to be the GB uber dipshit--against stiff competition.

If I wanted to be the "Uber Dipshit", I would be the "Uber Dipshit". Scisne?

 

[sr71plt]

If I wanted to be the "Uber Dipshit", I would be the "Uber Dipshit". Scisne?

That's what's funny. You're trying sooo hard, but not accomplishing it. Not even all of your cancer stories got you close to dipshit heaven.

 

[Ms_Ann]

That's what's funny. You're trying sooo hard, but not accomplishing it. Not even all of your cancer stories got you close to dipshit heaven.

You're trying to get me to put you on ignore. For that reason, I won't. You are sentenced to my reading your every, boorish post.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Carrie Fisher Had Cocaine, Heroin, Ecstasy in Her System, Autopsy Shows

 

[toeskr]

Carrie Fisher Had Cocaine, Heroin, Ecstasy in Her System, Autopsy Shows

Awesome! Go out with a bang or a great buzz at least....

 

[hsnh]

Good parody thread.

Which reminded me: 6 more months till RoryN comes back. Under his official username or whatever.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Better living through chemistry, no doubt.


Oops.


She's not living any more, is she?


I guess that happiness doesn't come in bottles after all . . . .