15 Minutes Of Fame

[Sparky Kronkite]

{The early beginning's of a country song.}

Babe I betcha thought it weird, when ya got that Springer invitation
Ta come on taped TV in front of the whole damn US nation

Betcha ya maybe thought it could be the worse
But babe this here it ain't no curse
Cause your gonna get yer fifteen minutes of fame

(And yer life it ain't never gonna be the same)

Yeah babe it's a long way, from our trailer in Baton Rouge
Chicago's so big honey, I didn't have no damn clue

And Jerry flew us to town
The first time I ever left the ground
Big lights, bright city, all for you and me

So now the lights are turned up, and the camera's are ready to roll
I got myself all dolled up, lookin like some hussy'n, hard-hookin' troll

I see you got yer hair cut,
Look'n good just above yer butt
And hey I can't see no food in yer beard

So now honey, I got a lover, out on the side
And I'm tellin' you now, cause'n their's no more reason to hide

Yeah I know our wedding plans
Could be with the also ran's
But baby I still think, we could work it on out

So don't be mad at me baby, cause my lover's a lesbi-lady
And I went to ask her 'bout you, and she said, "yeah sure maybe."

We want you to join us as three
C'mon baby you'll see
We can roll around and have tons of fun

Besides the hotel room's so nice
Jerry's been given me and mine some advise
So we blew'im and he put us on his TV show

We did Jerry up nice and he put us on his TV show

 

[Deborah]

Where are those guys in the white coats with the nets when you need them?

 

[Always]

Sparky - you have waaaaaaay too much free time.

you could sell this to Weird Al for big bucks or just do it yourself...