15 Literotica members that have never had a female

[JohnnySavage]

1. JohnnySavage (assuming time heals all wounds)


... hell, I don't really care enough to think up 14 more names.

 

[hogjack]

Are the other 14 names being withheld because they hold themselves?

 

[JohnnySavage]

They take 'to have and to hold' in the wrong way.

 

[hogjack]

2. LiFeNdEaTh
3. killallhippies
4. BlueEyesInLevis
5. lovetoread
6. kotori
7. julybaby04
8. Liar
9. hogjack
10. Squibbs
11. jeninflorida
12. Riles
13. JAMESBJOHNSON
14. miles
15. Barry Manilow
16. WingedKiss

 

[Riles]

2. LiFeNdEaTh
3. killallhippies
4. BlueEyesInLevis
5. lovetoread
6. kotori
7. julybaby04
8. Liar
9. hogjack
10. Squibbs
11. jeninflorida
12. Riles
13. JAMESBJOHNSON
14. miles
15. Barry Manilow
16. WingedKiss

Ummm.

 

[hogjack]

Ummm.

With work you can break into the Top Ten.

 

[Riles]

With work you can break into the Top Ten.

I aspire to greater things.

 

[hogjack]

I aspire to greater things.

Inspiring as usual.

 

[Wings]

Incorrect!

 

[Riles]

Inspiring as usual.

It's my gift.

 

[hogjack]

Incorrect!

All complaints and corrections go to the Committee.

 

[hogjack]

It's my gift.

Two gifts apparently.

 

[Wings]

All complaints and corrections go to the Committee.

All I have to offer the committee is a jack-off motion.

 

[richard_daily]

I aspire to greater things.

You want to be my muse?

Lovely.

 

[hogjack]

All I have to offer the committee is a jack-off motion.

Better than the nah-nah tongue sticking out of mouth thing.

 

[Wings]

Better than the nah-nah tongue sticking out of mouth thing.

Maybe but nothing is better than me sticking my fingers in my ears and yelling "I can't hear you!"

 

[Riles]

You want to be my muse?

Lovely.

I would need to see the EXACT job specifications prior to signing anything.

 

[hogjack]

Maybe but nothing is better than me sticking my fingers in my ears and yelling "I can't hear you!"

That leaves 8 remaining fingers for the jack-off motion.

 

[richard_daily]

I would need to see the EXACT job specifications prior to signing anything.

I like a lady that knows how to read a contract.

 

[Wings]

That leaves 8 remaining fingers for the jack-off motion.

I'm bendy for a chubby chick.

 

[Riles]

I like a lady that knows how to read a contract.

Left to right, top to bottom.

What were we talking about?

 

[richard_daily]

Left to right, top to bottom.

What were we talking about?

Sexual positions.

 

[Riles]

Sexual positions.

Phew. That's what I thought.

 

[hogjack]

Sexual positions.

15 Literotica Members have no need for sexual positions.

They can focus on great literature instead of memorizing physically-impossible Kama Sutra gymnastics.