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tempinsanity

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Well I would like to bring this meeting to order. We are gathered hear to work through are addictions for the lovely ladies of lit. As the facilitator of this group I will go first.

Hi My name is Temp and I am an Amber, Naughty addict ::weeps softly into his hands::
 
OK I am an addict also but it is for all the ladies of lit and some of the men. I am a proud addict.
 
Ah hell...I'm NOT an addict to each and every single lady that I've met so far here on lit...honest I'm not!
 
Welcome

Welcome Mystical and Cibo...we all love you. Cibo brother go and let it all out we are all addicts here!

Mr. Temp
 
I'm telling ya...I'm not an addict of Amber, Yummy, Mysti, Naughty and all the others that I can't name. Is there a word for something more than addicted? :)
 
Help

Cibo I believe the word you are looking for is...denial! Don't worry man we have all been there it's ok to cry.
 
We can stop...

...posting any time we want. We're *not* addicted...
 
for shame

I......I'd like to say something, if..if that's alright.
I'm afraid that I've become addicted to a particular thread and.......and...::sniffle:: I....

No. No, it's too horrible ::sits back down, hoping no one was paying attention::
 
Can you really call it an addiction?.... I mean just because you find your self repeatedly here.... drooling over people... never getting enough..... always seeking more?

Did I just answer my own question?
:D :kiss:
 
No worries

Don't worry everyone we will work through this together!

12 Step Chairman

Mr. Temp
 
oh

*bites her lip gently* ...umm my name is Amber and I am definately an addict ..but it's Mysti's fault!!! She makes me want to come because she cheers me up...oh and yummy pictures.

But but...what else do you when you live in the middle of no where and there is always snow! (still in the stage of excuses)

*sits back down in her chair*
 
Amber

Wow even one of my addictions has an addiction! It's ok Amber just lay your head on my shoulder we can get through this...umm you smell so good. Why don't you move a little closer....group break everyone back in 1 no 2 hours. Time for some really deep and dirty therapy!


Mr. Temp:D
 
well

You are in charge of this group so whatever you say *leans her head down on his shoulder, curling up against him*
 
Out

Pushes the group out the door, and places a do not disturb sign on the door! Time to really work onmy addiction..."Amber I think we can both help each other through this....

Mr. Temp:D
 
:( I got pushed out of the group. Guess thats ok since I'm not addicted anyways. :)
 
Back

Reaches for the door and opens it, still adjusting his clothing. The group is back in session...that was some extremely hard ....wet.....smooth.....and oh it tasted so good. <slams the door> I think we got some more work to do Amber baby!
 
LOL...Thanks all....this is a great thread. Just what I needed for a little pick me up...You all are the best.

As far as me being addicted...well...if spending hours a day checking the posts means one is addicted, then yes I am......but shhhh.... don't tell anyone :)

:::adds yet another item to his list of possible addictions::: Man this list is getting long...damn internet.

I wonder if getting a computer to improve my productivity was such a good idea after all :)
 
ohh ahh

*wipes the corners of mouth going back to the circle of chairs* Oh thank you Mr Chairman
 
um is this the Amber-holics anonomous group? Or is that one full!!! LOL

*stands up*. "Hello everyone. My name is "The Dipsomanic. People know me as DM. I am addicted to Amber."

Whew, it does feel good to get it off your chest!!!

Thanks Mr Temp, for giving us this outlet to air our addictions!:)
 
Welcome All

Drags himself towards the door and welcomes everyone back in...soory about that but we all have to face are addictions and rI prefer the "hands on" approach.

Welcome are newest members of the group Nemowevol and Dipsomaniac...We understand and we care! We are all addicts and in here no one will judge you so feel free to share of yourselves.

Cibo I think a group hug is in order...go ahead and share your feelings man.

Waves the group together in a circle around Cibo....1...2...3, Big Hug everyone

<HUG>

The Chairman:cool:
 
The Dipsomaniac said:
um is this the Amber-holics anonomous group? Or is that one full!!! LOL

*stands up*. "Hello everyone. My name is "The Dipsomanic. People know me as DM. I am addicted to Amber."

Whew, it does feel good to get it off your chest!!!

Thanks Mr Temp, for giving us this outlet to air our addictions!:)

LOL DM... you aussie hottie
 
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Am I late for this meeting?...........I was busy:(


:heart: Sie heart

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Did everyone leave?

I think you're late Sie, everyone went.......:D


-J :heart:
 
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No they are not............they are still hugging Cibo....

:heart: Sie :heart:

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