cryingalien
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I think it will sell in a heartbeat!
12 Days of Christmas - And Into the New Year
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I think it will sell in a heartbeat!
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Care to share?
You're supposed to guess!
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Here's an interesting shot.
Another reason to be friends with the neighbors.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
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Complete surrender?
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Close. I was thinking more specifically...
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More specifically your hands are tied behind your back Aphro.
Cheers
Cheers
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The taste and weight of cold steel
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For a single male buyer, certainly. When my wife and I were looking for our first apartment we checked out a very attractive apartment complex that had everything we wanted. We were all set to write a deposit check when she noticed that every Wednesday night there was a wet tee shirt contest in the social room. We rented elsewhere.
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More specifically your hands are tied behind your back Aphro.
Cheers
Winnah winnah, chicken dinnah!
Now what has the lucky contestant won, do you ask?
A set of Ginsu knives? A complete Sham-Wow starter set? A Donald Trump Chia pet with seeds for only half the head?
NO!
He's won another picture from yours truly.
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For a single male buyer, certainly. When my wife and I were looking for our first apartment we checked out a very attractive apartment complex that had everything we wanted. We were all set to write a deposit check when she noticed that every Wednesday night there was a wet tee shirt contest in the social room. We rented elsewhere.
What a shame! Bingo was on Thursday night!
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I'm imagining that I'm taking your pic.
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Sexxy pose lady.Winnah winnah, chicken dinnah!
Now what has the lucky contestant won, do you ask?
A set of Ginsu knives? A complete Sham-Wow starter set? A Donald Trump Chia pet with seeds for only half the head?
NO!
He's won another picture from yours truly.
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Here's an interesting shot.
Another reason to be friends with the neighbors.
Now I know why I should live in a neighborhood not out away from everyone.
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Timing is everything...and theirs sucked.
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Here's an interesting shot.
Another reason to be friends with the neighbors.
Beautiful backdrop for me giving get the neighbors a great view of your orgasmic bliss!!
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Should start a bidding war...
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Winnah winnah, chicken dinnah!
Now what has the lucky contestant won, do you ask?
A set of Ginsu knives? A complete Sham-Wow starter set? A Donald Trump Chia pet with seeds for only half the head?
NO!
He's won another picture from yours truly.
Wonderfully Sexy pics!! Having you restrained and at my dominance to make you quiver with excitement by teasing your body to heights of Sexual Awareness that you did not believe even existed in the depths of your deepest hopes of romance and passion ...
Now for the non romance novel translation: I would love to French Kiss your kitty, play and kiss with your breast, nibble and kiss your ears, deep wet kisses to your lips and tonsils, and of course you and I Fuck like rabbits for days!!!
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Wonderfully Sexy pics!! Having you restrained and at my dominance to make you quiver with excitement by teasing your body to heights of Sexual Awareness that you did not believe even existed in the depths of your deepest hopes of romance and passion ...
Now for the non romance novel translation: I would love to French Kiss your kitty, play and kiss with your breast, nibble and kiss your ears, deep wet kisses to your lips and tonsils, and of course you and I Fuck like rabbits for days!!!
How the fuck long is your tongue if you are going to kiss my tonsils?
Holy hell, they call you Gene Simmons, don't they?
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Winnah winnah, chicken dinnah!
Now what has the lucky contestant won, do you ask?
A set of Ginsu knives? A complete Sham-Wow starter set? A Donald Trump Chia pet with seeds for only half the head?
NO!
He's won another picture from yours truly.
How the fuck long is your tongue if you are going to kiss my tonsils?
May not be quite long enough to get to them, but I'll be eager to explore all the areas that it's length will reach ... !
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Thanks, ducks! I'll hook you up with the local estate agent...
Too bad, so sad!
All the homes go for over asking price in this 'hood!
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I wanna be the winnah!
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Here's an interesting shot.
Another reason to be friends with the neighbors.
I love love LOVE that one!
Winnah winnah, chicken dinnah!
Now what has the lucky contestant won, do you ask?
A set of Ginsu knives? A complete Sham-Wow starter set? A Donald Trump Chia pet with seeds for only half the head?
NO!
He's won another picture from yours truly.
And that's a damned hot profile...very sexy!
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So when they see your sexy version of the Bat Sign they know what to do? I'm not your neighbor but I'm happy to put on a cape, transform into Mostly Naked Man and stop by. What's your superhero name?
Damn it! I forgot to read the title first. That was a perfect setup for a Star Trek comment.
That's quite the holding patten little lady. Mind if my "private jet" touches down on your landing strip? After I'll taxi it into the hangar for a little "maintenance".
And that shot makes me imagine all sorts of things too. How are your knees?
Winnah winnah, chicken dinnah!
Now what has the lucky contestant won, do you ask?
A set of Ginsu knives? A complete Sham-Wow starter set? A Donald Trump Chia pet with seeds for only half the head?
NO!
He's won another picture from yours truly.
Oh...dinner and a slow! Hmmm they say everything tastes like chicken? Can't wait to find out if that's true or not.
Along the way I can use my tongue to slice and dice, my hands to rub wet spots and I'm sure I'll find plenty to pet. I think you have a typo in the title of that last picture. Shouldn't that 'l' be an 'r'? I imagine everything smells as good as it looks and feels even better. Oh wait, was that a flagrant request for something?
Cheers
P.S. I could really use the knives and the Chia pet would just be fun!
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