12 = a few???

[lobito]

So my Wife leaves me a list of things she'd like me to buy her from Victoria's Secret. I figured it would be a few items, just as she said. As I sit here counting over and over again, the number keeps coming out at 12.

I always thought getting high marks in math was a good thing, but I didn't know that stuff would change when I was an adult.

I've gone to the site, and half of what she has on her list, isn't even available anymore anyway.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Nah, 12 is a dozen.

2 = couple
3-4 = few
5 = handful
6 = half dozen
7 = baker's half dozen
8-11 = bunch
12 = dozen
13 = baker's dozen
14 = baker's baker's dozen
15-19 = buttload
20-23 = baker's buttload
24 = two dozen
25-33 = drunk baker's two dozen
34-39 = metric buttload
40-47 = whole lot
48-52 = king's buttload
53 & up = drunk king's baker's metric buttload

 

[riff]

144 = gross

144 x 144 = gross-assed gross

 

[Guest]

 

[JerseyBoy]

12...i think thats the number of V.S. catalogies we get a week...

 

[LukkyKnight]

12...i think thats the number of V.S. catalogies we get a week...

They do persist once they get you on their list, don't they?

 

[JerseyBoy]

They do persist once they get you on their list, don't they?

No shit, Order once and your theirs...

...of course you just have to throw it on the counter and pretend you dont want to page through just for second or two...

...and maybe I'll grow up one day

-edited for brainless spelling

 

[Lasz]

Want to hear something messed up?

Victoria's Secret called me the other day asking me "Why havent you paid your bill?"

I told them, "I have never bough anything from your store and I dont have a Victoria's Secret Card."

They then asked me if my social security # was xxx-xx-xxxx, and I said no that is NOT my social security number.

Turns out somebody with the same name filled out an application with false information. and they thought I was him. It was cleared up but still I dont want to pay $500 for underwear I wont ever use or see someone sexy I know wearing!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Lobito, she actually wants you to buy her all 12 things? It's not a "These are the things I like, pick one or two" kind of list?

I have never received a VS catalog. I must be defective. It's probably a good thing though, because I already own a drunk king's baker's metric buttload of lingerie.

 

[sunstruck]

So my Wife leaves me a list of things she'd like me to buy her from Victoria's Secret.

This is the point where I lost any ability to pity your situation. This sentence should always be followed by "WooHoo".

 

[InnocentAngel81]

aww it's nice that you are getting a few things for her, i'm begging for two outfits from fredericks

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: 12 = a few???

This is the point where I lost any ability to pity your situation. This sentence should always be followed by "WooHoo".

LMAO

 

[lobito]

Re: Re: 12 = a few???

This is the point where I lost any ability to pity your situation. This sentence should always be followed by "WooHoo".

Yes, 'tis a hard life the Lo leads, when his wife wants 12 things from V.S.

I'd gladly add a woohoo to the end, IF she didn't already have alot of the same things in different colors. Oh, by the way, YES, she wants ALL of them. The sad thing is she'll probably get them.

 

[patient1]

Buy one each month

Sure, some of it is out of stock, but then again, by the time you polish off the list, there will be new catalogs.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: 12 = a few???

Oh, by the way, YES, she wants ALL of them. The sad thing is she'll probably get them.

So you're whipped by a woman who lives in VS lingerie? ( )

A lot of men here would sell organs to be able to say that.

 

[lobito]

Re: Re: Re: Re: 12 = a few???

So you're whipped by a woman who lives in VS lingerie? ( )

A lot of men here would sell organs to be able to say that.

That's essentially it.

BTW, I have an organ here for sale, and a piano too.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Re: Re: 12 = a few???

So you're whipped by a woman who lives in VS lingerie? ( )

A lot of men here would sell organs to be able to say that.

Would? Have.

 

[Calamity Jane]

So, how's life without that kidney LK?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Close, pcg, I was smart enough to go for one that had a built-in backup, but it was lower down. I miss it and the woman.

 

[JazzManJim]

Turns out somebody with the same name filled out an application with false information. and they thought I was him. It was cleared up but still I dont want to pay $500 for underwear I wont ever use or see someone sexy I know wearing!

Mmmm Hmmm...we believe this.

Somebody got busted buying panties to wear to work so he could "feel pretty" didn't he?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Mmmm Hmmm...we believe this.

Somebody got busted buying panties to wear to work so he could "feel pretty" didn't he?

Careful Jazzy, you'll be recruited as a minion before you know it.

 

[JazzManJim]

Careful Jazzy, you'll be recruited as a minion before you know it.

Wait. a minion of what?

I mean, if it's cool, I might want to join?




One other question, too.

How many objects constitutes a "shitload"?

 

[lobito]

Jim, you don't really want to belong to some club that would actually have you as a member, do you?

 

[LukkyKnight]

One other question, too.

How many objects constitutes a "shitload"?

That's a nasty question.

 

[J.B.]

Want to hear something messed up?

Victoria's Secret called me the other day asking me "Why havent you paid your bill?"

I told them, "I have never bough anything from your store and I dont have a Victoria's Secret Card."

They then asked me if my social security # was xxx-xx-xxxx, and I said no that is NOT my social security number.

Turns out somebody with the same name filled out an application with false information. and they thought I was him. It was cleared up but still I dont want to pay $500 for underwear I wont ever use or see someone sexy I know wearing!

Poor laz.