DevilBoy79
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saw these in a magazine at work, figured i would share with everyone and see how many are actually held true
1) Meet him at a bar and whisper "tonight will be the best sex you've ever had" , Act like it for the next few hours. By the time you get home, you'll have a self fullfiling prophecy
2) Learn Kegel exercises, do them. even better do them during sex i gotta speak on this one, its truly amazing the sensation recieved when the woman does this, kinda like a waving motion, but then again thats just my opnion, now go experiment!
3) imagine you're stranded in a barren desert, without food and water for days....and then you stumble upon his penis
4) have a nice dinner out together - cocktails, three courses, cognac, the works. then make sure the sex lasts longer then the dinner
5) just for a few minutes, let him think he's the master and you are his servile wench
6) Put the cereal on a high shelf so you have to stretch to reach it, then buy a short bathrobe
7) if you wake up in the middle of the night, use a little massage oil to wake him up too
8) wax, all of it Ouch - we know. But just this once? bah to hell with this one, unless its candle wax being played with
9) buy a clear plastic shower curtian, when you catch him looking, invite him in
10) Go out wearing thenew panties with the built in vibrator. give h im the remote control *cries* only if they would lower the prices of the darn things
11) tell him this is the best sex you've ever had make sure its the truth dont go lying
ok folks thats all of it, for now cause of work, the bold stuff is just opnions from me, so dont mind them to much, see ya all later ,
1) Meet him at a bar and whisper "tonight will be the best sex you've ever had" , Act like it for the next few hours. By the time you get home, you'll have a self fullfiling prophecy
2) Learn Kegel exercises, do them. even better do them during sex i gotta speak on this one, its truly amazing the sensation recieved when the woman does this, kinda like a waving motion, but then again thats just my opnion, now go experiment!
3) imagine you're stranded in a barren desert, without food and water for days....and then you stumble upon his penis
4) have a nice dinner out together - cocktails, three courses, cognac, the works. then make sure the sex lasts longer then the dinner
5) just for a few minutes, let him think he's the master and you are his servile wench
6) Put the cereal on a high shelf so you have to stretch to reach it, then buy a short bathrobe
7) if you wake up in the middle of the night, use a little massage oil to wake him up too
8) wax, all of it Ouch - we know. But just this once? bah to hell with this one, unless its candle wax being played with
9) buy a clear plastic shower curtian, when you catch him looking, invite him in
10) Go out wearing thenew panties with the built in vibrator. give h im the remote control *cries* only if they would lower the prices of the darn things
11) tell him this is the best sex you've ever had make sure its the truth dont go lying
ok folks thats all of it, for now cause of work, the bold stuff is just opnions from me, so dont mind them to much, see ya all later ,
you.
