101 Reasons to not go to work tommorow

[Aquila]

Post'em give me ideas.

 

[red_rose]

If I convince you, I'll wind up staying home tomorrow myself!!

Here would be my reasons:

1) I have nothing to wear.

2) My bed is sooo nice and warm.

3) My face is broken out and I'm tired of wearing makeup.

4) My nose is sniffly.

5) My boss annoys me.

 

[Coca~Cola]

Have to much to do at work, like you'll ever finish...

It's to cold outside, I'm sure there is ice on the road...

It's MONDAY...

 

[Monazwx]

6. *whine* I just don't wanna *pout*

 

[Guest]

I'm feeling postal *guaranteed to work

100 years from now, this wont matter.

I want to hang out w/ my friend Jack Daniels

 

[WreckingMachine]

I can't find my car.

 

[honeylick]

temporarily misplaced my brain

 

[bknight2602]

Being the contrian, I want to go to work tomorrow.

But

I'm sick (of work)

 

[SpiceCake]

I'm flying to Idaho!

 

[MissTaken]

My daughter is sick.


No. Really!



The dog ate my car keys.

I have early on set Alzhiemer's and forgot where the office was.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I have to pack for my move

I forgot where the subway is

Um...broadway's on strike (just kidding)

 

[littlekateyes]

You just do not feel like it?

 

[bknight2602]

I'm flying to Idaho!

hmmmmm
Shoirt trip?

 

[SlowHand89]

Explosive diarrhea. Works every time.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Perhaps instead of calling in sick you should call in well?

 

[penguindance]

 

[red_rose]

I'm calling in apathetic.

 

[Aquila]

PMS I like that one.
I should try and use it.

 

[BgMma]

Post'em give me ideas.

Because you are going to be in bed with me?

 

[under where]

A friend of mine used pink eye and got out of work for a few days.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I've used 'house is on fire', 'ran over my own dog', and once, I called in dead...that last one didn't work as well as I thought.