SuperShyGuy
Shy does not mean weak
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- Jan 17, 2003
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I have reached that magical plateau that mankind has strived to reach since the dawn of the new millenium. The one final frontier that mankind has sought to conquer. I have now joined that exclusive group, on par with Sir Edmund Hillary, Yuri Guegerin, Christopher Columbus, and the other great adventurers of history.
The 1000 club. That remarkable group of individuals who are envied, respected, and worshiped throughout the known world. I have become more than a man. I am now a god.
Men want to be like me.
Women want to have me.
Children will read about this in their schoolbooks for generations to come.
Or maybe I'll just write myself a little hyperbole and see if anybody sends me congratulations.
The 1000 club. That remarkable group of individuals who are envied, respected, and worshiped throughout the known world. I have become more than a man. I am now a god.
Men want to be like me.
Women want to have me.
Children will read about this in their schoolbooks for generations to come.
Or maybe I'll just write myself a little hyperbole and see if anybody sends me congratulations.