$100

[Primalex]

I have $100 and no use for them - any ideas what to do with them?

 

[neci]

go shove them up your ass, and take some pictures for the board.



oh wait... you wanted little subs to come by and say, oh! i need money! please, Primalex, give them to me. *twirls hair, bats eyelashes and lowers head*



i would honestly love the pictures.

 

[00Syd]

Good steak and whisky.

 

[neci]

syd's right. steak and whiskey sound good.

sorry about my bitchy first post.




pictures are still acceptable.

 

[Primalex]

oh wait... you wanted little subs to come by and say, oh! i need money! please, Primalex, give them to me. *twirls hair, bats eyelashes and lowers head*

Oh, please. This implies I wouldn't be able to harvest the Lit personals section for my pleasure. This is insulting.


No, honey, I just was wondering how much time it takes for an insulting posting to show up. 6 minutes. Not bad.

 

[graceanne]

Oh, please. This implies I wouldn't be able to harvest the Lit personals section for my pleasure. This is insulting.


No, honey, I just was wondering how much time it takes for an insulting posting to show up. 6 minutes. Not bad.

LOL You don't have enough to do with your time.

 

[Primalex]

Good steak and whisky.

I don't drink alcohol. 99% abstinence. (1% is for cooking.)

 

[Primalex]

LOL You don't have enough to do with your time.

Not quite true.

There is an http://www.wargamestore.com/images/T/ork_stompa.jpg waiting for assembly and paint.

 

[neci]

Oh, please. This implies I wouldn't be able to harvest the Lit personals section for my pleasure. This is insulting.


No, honey, I just was wondering how much time it takes for an insulting posting to show up. 6 minutes. Not bad.

i'll try better next time.

 

[Primalex]

i'll try better next time.

I know that you aim to please.

 

[00Syd]

I don't drink alcohol. 99% abstinence. (1% is for cooking.)

Aw, common. So then go out and buy one REALLY good steak. Head over to Peter Luger's or something.

That's a well spent chunk of change.

 

[Primalex]

Aw, common. So then go out and buy one REALLY good steak. Head over to Peter Luger's or something.

That's a well spent chunk of change.

You have a little obsession with food, right?

 

[00Syd]

You have a little obsession with food, right?

I just like good meat. You know.

But yeah, I'd say that food is probably somewhere on my top 10 list of interests. I'd call myself a foodie, except that I'm not really all that sophisticated about it.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I just like good meat. You know.

But yeah, I'd say that food is probably somewhere on my top 10 list of interests. I'd call myself a foodie, except that I'm not really all that sophisticated about it.

^--- This is how EVERYONE should feel about food. *nod*

Really, it is how everyone feels about food, one way or another.

 

[ownedsubgal]

I have $100 and no use for them - any ideas what to do with them?

go out and buy a decent but basic winter coat (nothing fancy, just warm) and donate it to a men's homeless shelter. or even better, just give it to the next cold homeless man you see.

 

[FloggingMolly]

go out and buy a decent but basic winter coat (nothing fancy, just warm) and donate it to a men's homeless shelter. or even better, just give it to the next cold homeless man you see.

definately something like this.

 

[graceanne]

go out and buy a decent but basic winter coat (nothing fancy, just warm) and donate it to a men's homeless shelter. or even better, just give it to the next cold homeless man you see.

I was actually thinking something like this when I saw the OP, but I wanted to see where this thread was gonna go. I had a feeling primalex was up to something.

I was thinking blankets, though. The local homeless shelter is doing a blanket drive right now, cause they're getting low.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Bet it all on 00!

 

[Primalex]

go out and buy a decent but basic winter coat (nothing fancy, just warm) and donate it to a men's homeless shelter. or even better, just give it to the next cold homeless man you see.

The Bowery Mission, WWF (not wrestling...), Geenpeace, Uncaged and Congress Watch already have their fair share of my income. I don't believe in one-time donations anyway, it's the steady flow of cash that allows them to work properly.

Despite this, as you can see from my list, I value animals more than humans.

 

[Primalex]

Bet it all on 00!

Nice idea, but I lost this year already 330 USD during the soccer world cup in sports betting. I learned an important lesson from this: patriotism is not a good foundation for sports betting.

 

[DVS]

Find a homeless veteran, buy him a cheap but warm coat, gloves, underwear and socks. Then, take him for dinner. It might end up costing a little more than $100, so sue me.

 

[chy_girl]

Go pick a couple of names off one of the Christmas giving trees.
Buy some toys for Toys for Tots. Make a toy donation to the local Christmas present drive for foster kids.
Hell, buy some coats, pajamas and underwear/socks and donate them for incoming foster kids - they always need those.
Or you can buy some cold weather clothing and donate them to the local homeless shelter.
Stick a $20 in a booklet for local AA/NA meetings and then had 5 of them out to intoxicated panhandlers or homeless folks.
Buy some blankets for the local battered woman's shelter.
Hand out 20 $5 bills to people who doing something kind and courteous.
Buy a bunch of little gifts and donate them to Meals on Wheels to give to the seniors.
Buy a bunch of little gifts and donate them to a nursing home for the people who don't have family members who come visit.
Anonymously leave an box of food on the doorstep of a family in need.
Make up bags of canned foods like soup/stew/chili and distribute them to the homeless.

If I had more time I could expand on the list...

 

[Primalex]

Make up bags of canned foods like soup/stew/chili and distribute them to the homeless.

This could get you into legal trouble easily, local health departments don't like this very much, when you cook for the public without inspection.

Edit:
Hmm... of course you can buy canned food these days.
The cook in me didn't come up with the idea of food that wasn't handmade.

If I had more time I could expand on the list...

If you can come up with something less charitable, feel free to expand your list later.

 

[ownedsubgal]

The Bowery Mission, WWF (not wrestling...), Geenpeace, Uncaged and Congress Watch already have their fair share of my income. I don't believe in one-time donations anyway, it's the steady flow of cash that allows them to work properly.

Despite this, as you can see from my list, I value animals more than humans.

i hear you on the steady flow of cash...personally i kind of get a little high of warm fuzzies from the face to face stuff though.

if you dig animals then donate some huge bags of food and some blankets to your local animal shelter, or even to a food bank. i volunteer at a food bank and since the weather's gotten cold we've gotten a tremendous influx of meats, veggies, and various delicious and nurturing food for humans (donations always go up with the holiday guilts), but we have people coming in explaining how they can't afford to feed their pet for the week. our pet food donations are always dismally low. last time i had no choice but to give one guy 3 cans of alpo to help feed his german shepherd for the week.

 

[DVS]

Good steak and whisky.

I love a carnivorous woman. It shows she enjoys using her teeth. The whiskey is just an added plus.