100 things

kamalw1

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100 things a woman can do to please her man.


1. Grab his package when you give him a kiss.

2. Run your tongue around the perimeter of his bellybutton.

3. Help button his shirt or adjust his tie in the mirror.

4. Tug on his earlobe a bit with your teeth.

5. When you're on top, cup his balls and tug on them lightly.

6. Wear a thin shirt with no bra, so your nipples stand at attention, then rub your chest against his.

7. At the moment he orgasms, kiss him hard, then lick his lips. It's like a sensory overload.

8. During doggie style, sway your hips in a circle. It creates incredible friction.

9. Read from a sexy novel and make eye contact when you hit a dirty word.

10. Multitask during sex, when you're on top, massage his chest to the rhythm of your grinding.

11. Put the condom on him.

12. Lightly caress the sensitive webbing between his thumb and forefinger. It's a lusty pressure point.

13. Swirl your tongue around the tip of his penis, then without warning, take all of him in your mouth.

14. When you're fooling around, slowly lift his arms over his head,
then glide your hands along his undersides, all the way back down to his chest.

15. Just as he is about to come, clench your pelvic muscles in a rapid-fire succession.

16. Bite his shoulder (or any other closest part) when you're having an orgasm.

17. When in the doggy style position, spread your legs really far apart, so he can see EVERYTHING.

18. Make noise, when you give him oral. Hum, moan, anything. The added vibrations go right through him.

19. Intertwine your legs like a pretzel during sex, makes it feel like you're meshing together completely.

20. Undress him slowly .

21. Finger sucking is almost as good as sucking down below. And THERE you can use your teeth

22. As he enters you missionary style, squeeze your thighs
together really tight.

23. Pull his hair.

24. Grab or pat his butt.

25. Gasp or moan heavily when he enters you. It makes him feel
REALLY big.

26. Tie him up with whatever's handy and tease him until he can't take it any longer.

27. Oral attention is always nice, but so is attention to the legs and chest.

28. Trim him down below. It's kinky, and newly defuzzed skin is ultrasensitive.

29. If he's on top, raise your butt. It makes the thrusting more intense and shows him that you want to take in all of him.

30. Get a glazed donut, stick his penis through the hole and
nibble around it, stopping every now and then to suck him once in a while. The sugar beads from your mouth tingle on the tip of his penis.

31. Run your hand up the side of his stomach.

32. Lick him behind the ears.. it's different than regular ear kissing, and is a great addition.

33. When he's about to reach his brink, have him pull out, then
bring him to release in your mouth.

34. Caress his face and trace the outline of his lips with your fingers.

35. Press and rub the back of his neck, Then rub your hands around his shoulders and across his chest.

36. Grab his butt and pull him inside of you as you are having sex(awesome for a great deep feeling..mmm).

37. Kiss him on the nose, eyelids, and forehead.

38. If you want attention and he's just sitting there.. straddle him. He'll perk right up!

39.Blindfold him with a bra. It forces him to pay attention to how incredible you feel.

40. Lick his wrists, inner elbows, and the backs of his knees.
It'll wake up spots that he never knew we're asleep!

41. give him a naughty look while you go down on him.

42. Straddle him facing his toes, arch your back, then take his hands and put them everywhere you want them.

43. Whisper how much you want him and where.

44. Squeeze his biceps and triceps while you're doing it missionary.

45. Go down on him in the shower. There's nothing like the feeling of a warm mouth around him while the warm water is rushing down.

46. When he's thrusting... moan "More, more!"

47. Lube your hands and dig into his sore muscles, then let your fingers tickle along his back and kiss his neck.

48. Take your panties off, throw them in the freezer, then caress
his body with them.

49. When you're changing positions, give him an oral sex break. It lasts mere seconds, but it's unbelievable.

50. A single spank on a bare butt is the perfect combination of playful and erotic.

51. Plant light kisses all over him.

52. Tell him how wet you are then let him touch-test it himself.

53. Take your time while you kiss, explore him with your tongue, then pause and look him in the eyes to connect.

54. A sexual act is 10 times hotter when you're watching a porno
and they're doing the same thing onscreen.

55. When you're just laying on the couch and watching TV, let your feet wander in his lap and start exploring.

56. Run your fingers through his chest or leg hair.

57. Don't forget to nip at his bottom lip every now and then.

58. Get on top of him and gently rock back and forth.

59. Butt massages!

60. Spell out naughty messages across his entire body, then act them out.

61. Give him a little bite on the inner thigh, sides of abs, and his neck.

62. The Melting Point Test. Rub an ice cube along his body and don't let him touch you until it's completely dissolved.

63. Lick and gently rub the small of his back.

64 The Perpetual Penetration. Bring one hand down, letting the penis "penetrate" your fist. Before the head of his penis pops out
of your hand, bring the other hand up for the next penetration.

65. Change positions but keep him inside of you. Grab his butt with your hands to make sure he doesn't slip out.

66. With one hand on each side of his penis, pretend you're
spinning a stick of wood to make a fire--but a little more gently please.

67. "Feather touch" his entire body.

68. Next time you're going down, go WAY down, suck his toes and massage the soles of his feet.

69. When he comes, to get that extra little bit out, run your hand along the base and gently squeeze the rear of his balls. It's like an extra orgasm.

70. Let your nipple rub along his penis.

71. Run the condom packet down the trail between his stomach and privates.

72. Continue oral stimualtion after he comes, BUT only for a few seconds!

73. While on top, grab your breasts.

74. Tease yourself with his penis, rubbing it along your thighs and private parts as if it were a vibrator.

75. Just as you're about to squeeze down on his member, thrust
your hips forward.

76. Stroke the bottom on his scrotum.

77. Leave some clothes on. It'll get his mind wandering, and he'll soon be ripping them off!

78. Jump off him and get in the doggy-style position.

79. After he comes, keep moving your hips and squeezing your muscles. It's an incredeble feeling.

80. Insted of diving right into sex, spread a bedsheet between the two of you and grind on him. The heat from your body and the softness of the fabric feels incredible.

81. If you're on top, carefully swivel around to face his toes. It gives him an incredeble twisting feeling and a great view of your body!

82. During oral, wet one of your hands, then grip his penis, placing your hand right next to your lips. The combo of your wet mouth and hand feels like you're taking him all.

83. Dribble some sparkling wine over his nipples then lick it off slowly.

84. Jump him any place other than the bedroom. It introduces new sensations.

85. When you're having sex, firmly hold the base of his penis while he's thrusting in and out. It increases friction.

86. After he cums, run your hands over his entire body lightly.

87. Whip his legs with your hair....

88. During sex, touch his thighs when he touches yours.

89. Use your scrunchie as a ring around his penis.

90. Have sex standing against the fridge. It emits heat and little vibrations you would never notice if you weren't standing against
it naked.

91. Cuddle up with him completely naked.

92. While he's on top, lift yourself up a bit and gently bite his nipple or lick his neck.

93. Wake him up with Oral Sex.. (Doesn't every woman do this?)

94. When in the missionary position, grab your legs and spread
them even further apart. It feels so incredibly deep.

95. Have really loud sex! Make everyone hear you!

96. When you ride him, rub your lower abs and feel him inside of you.

97. Pay attention to the perineum (that little spot between the testicles and anus). Gently press on it and maybe even lick that
area.

98. Don't be shy about your sex toys!!!!! Run your vibrator along his legs and on his testicles.

99. After sex, trace your fingernails over his inner thigh. It's a great prep for round 2!

100. Say his name when you come.........
 
kamalw1 said:
100 things a woman can do to please her man.




100. Say his name when you come.........


Tommy!

yeah, i got it real bad. ain't love grand!
 
Wow, great list! Good thing our son is going to a baseball game tonight; I'm in the mood to try 1 or 2 or 100 of them!;)
 
That's a nice list, but I would bet that there are plenty of things on it some guys wouldn't enjoy. There are also things on there that a guy can do for a woman, or that gay couples can do, etc.
 
Etoile said:
That's a nice list, but I would bet that there are plenty of things on it some guys wouldn't enjoy. There are also things on there that a guy can do for a woman, or that gay couples can do, etc.

You are right. This list is just a generalization. To each his own, I say. Some people might not like some things on the list, while others would. And I know that there are things that guys could do to women or that gay couples could do. That's what makes the list fun.
 
kamalw1 said:
100 things a woman can do to please her man.


30. Get a glazed donut, stick his penis through the hole and
nibble around it, stopping every now and then to suck him once in a while. The sugar beads from your mouth tingle on the tip of his penis.


Oh, my GAWD, my man is so going to get this when he gets here! :D:D:D:D

I wasn't to number 20 before I was horny as ever. I love this list! Thanks for posting it!

S.
 
DuckLover said:
That'd all work great on me!! (Grrrr...why must she be so far away!)

We'll be together soon my dear....and then I'll print up the list and we can try all of them!!! :D :rose:
 
Isn't something like this in Maxim or one of those mags? Some of them seem familar... anywho... it is a great reminder of things we haven't done in a while ::smiles and waits for him to come home::
 
Open email program,
copy and paste list,
send to gf,
Add on tag line,
Hey this is cool, a nice long list, you might get a grin out of reading it.
Male translation
Here are some really good ideas, study up and lets try them out
Femail translation
Is he kidding? Like I don't do enough for him already? Oh my god, wait till I get hime and explain this one to him.

Best bet, send it anyway, who knows, one or two might sink in hehehehe


I love the list, great job, not sure all of them are for me, but I must admit most of them sure are.

Carnus
 
Sooo.....

Is this a self-composed list based on analytical studies and uhmmmmm experimentation??? wooo wooo *wink*:p
 
Thank you Cosmo!!

*hangs head in shame because she actually buys and reads it*

It was a great list there and it's a great list here :) - nicely edited, however, kamalw1. Cosmo can be so campy when they write about sex, your version was easier to read.
 
Wonderful list my Gf is reading over it now to get some ideas to test the next time we.... well have time.
 
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