100,000 New Yorkers Face Prostitution.

[glamorilla]

Prostitution has been made legal!

Yay!

Food for supper!

What kind of prostitute would you be if you could be a prostitute?

Would you want to be a high class call girl or a trampy street walker like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"...a smooth talking giggolo like Richard gere in American Giggollo or a common cocksucking crack whore like Robert Downy Junior in "Less than Zero"?

What would be your hooker name and how much would you charge for it...and what?

I like thinking I'd be a hustler along the lines of a younger River Pheonix in "My Own Private Idaho" even though I'm not blonde or a tranny hooker named Holly. Holly Cost.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm higher than class. I think I'd have to go with Cocoa Munchkin.

 

[Starfish]

Street walking crack whore named Carla Stroker. I am talking thrift store shoppin, thick assed black mascara caking, slut ho who does it all for 15 bucks. nuf said.

 

[Starfish]

different wig everynight.

 

[Black_Bird]

Just one question; did they really legalize prostitution in NY?

 

[glamorilla]

different wig everynight

I hear that!

 

[glamorilla]

Just one question; did they really legalize prostitution in NY?

Was it ever really illegal?

 

[Black_Bird]

In NY? I thought it was... *shrugs* What do I know?

 

[Starfish]

OMG! Can you imagine that in all this fun, that I am supporting terrorism by wanting to be a crack whore? I am forbodingly quivering at the power of the dark side now.

Oh, and I only wear those platforms. No jellyshoes for this two bitster.

 

[Rhys]

Everybody thinks it is in Nevada...

 

[glamorilla]

*Gives you 200 bucks and a Village Voice*

Here...go to town...on me!

 

[Sillyman]

Legal prostitution in New York would in economic terms lead to a lot of cheap hoz.


I would be a semi-respectable whore. Never really rising above street-walker, but dreaming of being a restuarant quality ho. I would also demand more money for better hygeine practices.

 

[Starfish]

Legal prostitution in New York would in economic terms lead to a lot of cheap hoz.

what you got against cheap hoz? Remeber that moving scene where Rollergirl got dissed and The Bandit Pimpdaddy-Bitchslapped that highschool jock with a block of sidewalk.


I am your Rollergirl so you better not just try to shove my head into your lap or sumthin or I'll put a skate on your cock.

 

[Black_Bird]

Okay, I've just seen Redwaves thread; I don't feel so lost anymore.

Can I just be a male striper?

 

[glamorilla]

what you got against cheap hoz? Remeber that moving scene where Rollergirl got dissed and The Bandit Pimpdaddy-Bitchslapped that highschool jock with a block of sidewalk.

That was so romantic!

 

[Private Vasquez]

what do you plan on striping?

 

[glamorilla]

Okay, I've just seen Redwaves thread; I don't feel so lost anymore.

Can I just be a male striper?

Strip 'em off and shake that boo-tay for the ladies~

 

[Black_Bird]

what do you plan on striping?

... Clothing. Sure, it's over rated, but I only have so many layers of skin.

 

[Sillyman]

what you got against cheap hoz? Remeber that moving scene where Rollergirl got dissed and The Bandit Pimpdaddy-Bitchslapped that highschool jock with a block of sidewalk.


I am your Rollergirl so you better not just try to shove my head into your lap or sumthin or I'll put a skate on your cock.

Nothing wrong with cheap hoz, just offering amateur economic analysis.

 

[Black_Bird]

Strip 'em off and shake that boo-tay for the ladies~

Girls, guys - it doesn't matter; just so long as I get Ben, Grant, or Jack shoved down my G.

 

[glamorilla]

My favorite kind of orgy!

 

[Black_Bird]

Orgy? I'm just a stripper...

 

[REDWAVE]

Hey-- destitution, prostitution-- what's the difference? The latter's more fun, I guess.

Prostitution is legal in Nevada, in the "cow counties." Not in Vegas or Reno.

 

[glamorilla]

Not with three men in your pants.

 

[Black_Bird]

Not with three men in your pants.

Three?

Nope, I'm not a stripper, I am violated!