10 Things You Should Never Say To A PMSing Woman

[Flaming Love Goddess]

10. Dont you think you've had enough Chocolate?

9. Just where do I get those Midol Pills?

8. When do you stop this shit?

7. Are you going to be like this every month?

6. How much longer till its over?

5. I can't have sex with you like that!

4. What would happen if I couldn't have sex with you anymore?

3. What are the wings for?

2. My mother never acted like you.

1. Are you on the rag?

 

[Guest]

You too?

 

[Slick66]

I would add "Hello" to the list. Then I would sprint out of her throwing range.

 

[Flaming Love Goddess]

Slick66

Ah Hah! *evil pycho laughter emerges* My first victim! *Throws water ballon and hits Slick66 in the head*

YES! Wonderful therapy!

 

[Slick66]

Glad to be of service. Now if you could beat me whip me and make me write bad cheques my fantasy would be fulfilled.

 

[Ambrosious]

How about...

But there's nothing wrong with your mouth, is there?

<duck, bob, weave>

 

[Flaming Love Goddess]

Bares Sharp Vampire-like Teeth

Nah, Ambrosious. Nothing wrong with my mouth. Can I have a nibble? *Chops teeth together*

 

[Ambrosious]

1- NO, we can't be friends. I just want you for sex

2- The dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat

3- You've got no chance of me calling you

4- No, I won't be gentle

5- Of course you have to swallow

6- Well yes, actually I do this all the time

7- I hate your fucking friends

8- I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight

9- I'd rather watch a porno

10- Eat it ?? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it.

 

[SweetCherry]

Glad to be of service. Now if you could beat me whip me and make me write bad cheques my fantasy would be fulfilled.

*cracking whip and pulling out a pen*
OK, Slick. Grab the car keys and let's go shopping!

 

[bulld]

Ambrosious!!!

God, LOLOLOLOLOL roflmao!

 

[Roll-One]

There are some times in my life, when i know to keep my mouth shut, and this would be one of them. <smiling>

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

You forgot leave me alone!!! Can't you see I'm dying here!

 

[Guest]

 

[Softly]

Wonderful Thread!

"You don't mind if Joe and Billy fuck you
for a while?"