10 things not to say to a naked guy

[bluntforcemama]

10 things not to say to a naked guy:

I've smoked fatter joints than that.

Ahh, Its cute...

Who circumsized you?

Can I paint a smiley face on that?

Make it Dance!

Wow, and your feet are so big.

Ahh, it's hiding...

I never saw one like that before...

This explains your car...

Is this a mild or spicy Slim Jim?

 

[lilminx]

Ohhh... so that's why my last boyfriend never called me back...


Very funny post.

 

[A_Jacks]

11

Your sister said you were better than this...

 

[Kymberley]

And most important

If you start laughing, don't point. Vice versa

 

[atastetoarouse]

Hah....

"That looks like a penis; only smaller"............

God, would that hurt to hear!!

 

[A_Jacks]

That looks like a clitoris, only bigger...

Sorry, just had to.

 

[pabloback]

IS IT IN YET?
response ....... i have been in smaller caves

 

[Calamity Jane]

If I squeeze it, will it squeek?

 

[Sabineteas]

Ummmmm

I was going to say "Is it in yet?"

Actually never point and then giggle. They really get upset when you do that...

 

[cymbidia]

Ahhhhh... hmmm... infibulated?


http://www.queernet.org/deviant/bfchaste.htm

 

[bluntforcemama]

God Dang, I love pagancowgirl.

 

[pabloback]

lets go to chicago
i got tickets for the jerry springer show
you're brother will be there too

 

[Duckman PD]

"Hands to the sky duckbreath. There's a cavity search with your name on it."

Works better than a cold shower!

 

[JazzManJim]

Or this one, which actually happened!

"Oh, it's a little turtle!"

To which I responded archly, "It's COLD!"

 

[MidnightAngel]

Re: And most important

If you start laughing, don't point. Vice versa

Ohhh, so *that's* what I've been doing wrong......

 

[Guest]

Here's another....

"So, tell me, please, does this thing work like a sundial?"

I did hear this somewhere, honest I did, but I just can't remember where.

 

[TonyG]

Can I paint a smiley face on that?

This is not really that bad.

 

[Renegade]

Ahh, it's hiding...

That one has to be the worst a guy could hear.

 

[AngelicVixxxen]

"My last boyfriend was 4” longer."

"Maybe if we water it, it'll grow."

"So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality."

"At least this won't take long."

"Does it have an eraser?"

 

[Kymberley]

"Oh, it's already hard?"

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Or this one, which actually happened!

"Oh, it's a little turtle!"

 

[JazzManJim]

PaganCowgirl...

Thank you ever so much. My ego feels *much* better now!

 

[Calamity Jane]

How could I resist? You KNOW it was funny.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Re: Hah....

"That looks like a penis; only smaller"

He he, that is so wrong.

 

[JazzManJim]

Yeah well...

How could I resist? You KNOW it was funny.

I suppose it was, and you're too cute to get mad at.