VanB
Evol Ynnub
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- Dec 6, 2001
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10 Things I have learnt with age
1) Ive learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
2) I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
3) I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
4) I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
5) I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.
6) I've learned that you can keep puking
long after you think you're finished.
7) I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
8) I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is
at first, the passion fades and there
had better be a lot of money to take its place.
9) I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
10) I've learned to say
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" - in 6 languages.
1) Ive learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
2) I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
3) I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
4) I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
5) I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.
6) I've learned that you can keep puking
long after you think you're finished.
7) I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
8) I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is
at first, the passion fades and there
had better be a lot of money to take its place.
9) I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
10) I've learned to say
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" - in 6 languages.
