10 Reasons Why I Hate RisiaSkye

[Marxist]

1. She beat me

2. She beat me

3. She beat me

4. She beat me

5. She beat me

6. She beat me

7. She beat me

8. She beat me

9. She beat me

10. She never gave me a reacharound even after it was over. Bitch.

Nice tale R.S. Congratulations and a thousand licks.

 

[modest mouse]

11) She didnt beat me

12) She blew my ass away in the contest

Well done, Risia.

 

[perks]

Congratulations Risia

Excellent job! I'm just glad I didn't embarass myself.

love perks

 

[Harbinger]

It was good, wasn't it? I didn't vote for Risia, but it was close, I finally narrowed it down to five before I picked Ruby. I think the short format is a good idea. Good job, Marxist, it was fun.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Congratulations, Risia, and to all of my fellow participants. It was an honor to have my story up with the perverted lot of you.

Thanks for those who voted for me. It really gave me a boost of confidence in my writing ability.

And thanks again to Marxist for putting this all together. Oh hey, so does Risia win a night of worshiping your cock, Marx? Damn I wanted that.

 

[Silverlily]

Oh hey, so does Risia win a night of worshiping your cock, Marx?

Nope, she wins a night of jello wrestling. The theme will be Sublime Lime, dress will be minimalist to nonexistant, and refreshment will be served off the fabulous breasteses of our winner.

All participants and voters are invited to partake of the festivities.

 

[cymbidia]

Hello.

I am here to accept Risia's award in her place.

She would have been here for this august occasion, and definitely wanted to be here, but she is tied up (hee hee) qualifying for her advanced degree and teaching undeserving college students.

Her great hope is, in her words, that "people would send me checks and I could just stay home and write books about whatever struck my fancy. *sigh* Oh, to be Stephen King."

Since i don't want any kinda time worshipping Marxist's cock, and Risia already has a perfectly good cock of her own (well, it's her husband's - same difference) to worship, i bequeath it to Ruby. I'm sure Risia will be happy with whatever kinda car the second place winner gets, or an all-expense paid trip to Spain for that bull thing, or a truckload of major household appliances.

Again, i thank you all.
I mean Risia does.
Now, where do i pick my, uh, Risia's prizes?

 

[JazzManJim]

Most definite congratulations, Risia. You wore me out, but good!

Congrats to everyone else, too, who kicked my ass royally.

I plan to be in on the next round, assuming I can get home from school in enough time to sign up. My class doesnt let out until 10 PM and I won't get home until at least 10:30.

 

[seXieleXie]

cym your...erm... Risa's prize is right this way... you can just sit down on the bed over there and make yourself comfortable... i'll be right back with yo.. er... her "prize"

 

[RisiaSkye]

Heh. You guys rock. I've been off in the hideous world of qualifying exams, and I finally show up---only to find this: an odd combination of pseudo-envy, bitterness, flirtation, and attempts to steal my prizes. And with a candy coating, too!

I thought everyone wrote great stories; I'm surprised and honored to have won the poll. And I look forward to the breast-slathering, any time ya'll are ready to start.

RS