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Markov Cain

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and I'm getting a lot of help from all my new friends, but they just haven't hit on quite the right avatar...
 
Really now!

What would that be? You'd have to splain it to me 'cause I'm stoopid!
 
Just like a change of clothes.

I don't regard this as real world and don't treat it with the same respect.
 
Besides, I got tired of being hit on.
Hell, I don't want the sex I've got 99% of the time.
And then I see those car commercials, those sleek lines,
Zoom, zoom, zoom...

Gotta go now...

The Mrs, is in for a big, grande, grosse, da, surprise!
 
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