10 famous men with one testicle

[Ms_Ann]

10. Spanish dictator General Francisco Franco was a member of the mono-nad club.
9. Napoleon Bonaparte Did you know Napoleon wasn't really short? In fact, he was about average-size for a Frenchman of his era. So it's possible the "complex" comes from him being one testicle short of a pair.
8. Adolf Hitler At this point, you're probably wondering if Stalin and Mussolini were also monorchids. From what we know, they weren't.
7. John Kruk When the baseball-player-turned-analyst enters a room, there will be an odd number of testicles in that room.
6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Could explain the obsession with weightlifting.
5. Lance Armstrong Does Lance Armstrong's uni-nut hang left or right? Only his bicycle seat knows.
4. Mike Lowell We're basing this solely on the fact the Red Sox's third basement had surgery for testicular cancer. But even if he only has one ball, his scrotum is still going to be in better overall shape than former teammate Manny Ramirez's.
3. Frank Church The Idaho senator revealed his monorchism during his run for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1976. Ultimately he lost to a two-testicled Jimmy Carter.
2. Tom Green The gonzo comedian "went there" and documented his testicle removal in a television special.
1. Hansie Cronje You may not have heard of him, but Cronje was a big-time international cricketer in the '90s who was kicked out of the game for match-fixing and ultimately died in a shady plane crash. The right-handed batsman accomplished this all with only one nad.


Read more at http://www.curiousread.com/2009/05/10-famous-men-with-only-one-ball.html#YkTZ4KmlPKphmQTm.99

 

[Ms_Ann]

A random internet tear jerker:

I am a 18 year old English lad who has 1 left testicle. i had lost my testicle at birth and had been bullied tremendously through out my primary school years and this lowered my confidence so much that when ever someone picked on me called me anything i would trust try to laugh about even if what was said really hurt me or made me angry.my secondary school experience was very bad.because of the lack of confidence my one testicle gave me i was also bullied a lot as well. I feel like it has ruined my life. i never have tried anything with a girl because i am so afraid that if the person i decide to try to get have a sexual experience with freaks out or decides to tell people i may end up re living my childhood i have thought about getting synthetic one but i am afraid i will never some up with the money or something will go wrong. i dunno what i hope to get from me telling you this nothing could make me feel worse then i do right now.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Dating A Man With One Testicle


If there’s a watershed moment in my sexual history, it’s the moment when, in a Boerum Hill brownstone, I wrapped my lips around a cold polymer imitation testicle wrapped in a real man’s skin. A water balloon. A skin-covered water balloon.

Sucking on a $3,000 water balloon.

See, your testicles are your soul. The only parts of you that are immortal. They know. That the rest of you will be nothing but stray carbon one day, food for seagulls in Pennsauken or wherever, but a twitch of life in your testes will still be alive, in some form or another, breathing and hugging and kissing and getting its phone fixed at the Apple Store on a Tuesday.

 

[Rightguide]

3. Frank Church The Idaho senator revealed his monorchism during his run for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1976. Ultimately he lost to a pop-corn sized two-testicled Jimmy Carter.

Fyp.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Fyp.

Aww...don't pick on Jimmy. He did the best he could though I probably would have gone with "peanut sized."

 

[Ms_Ann]

https://static6.depositphotos.com/1092937/587/i/450/depositphotos_5874649-stock-photo-nut-cracker.jpg

 

[Ms_Ann]

Fast forward about six months. My friend had his surgery, was happily cancer-free and traveled through life as a one ball wonder. I went over to his downtown apartment one evening after work and of course, we got to chatting about what it had been like living with cancer and now possessing half the number of nuts God gave him. And then he mentioned that he wasn't 100% sure that it "still worked."

Of course it still works, I told him, surely reminding him again of Mack Daddy Armstrong. But my friend insisted he hadn't, uhhhhh, checked to see if his one nut "still worked" at all because he'd been so stressed out. He'd had to deal about his brush with death, money problems, finding a new apartment, and a litany of other things.

That's when I offered to help confirm to him that it "still worked."

And it did.

It was kind of beautiful to see how happy and relieved he was afterwards. Cute, really! I feel good that my spooked-buddy got to figure this out and overcome this insecurity with me, someone who cared about him and wasn't going to put too much added pressure on the situation that it might infringe upon his performance. (Lest you think I'm a super-charitable lady, let it be known I've sorta harbored a crush on the fellow for, oh, a decade.)


http://www.yourtango.com/20087076/the-truth-about-men-with-only-one-ball

 

[Ms_Ann]

In the Middle Ages, men who wanted sons would sometimes have their left testicle chopped off because they thought the right testicle made male sperm, and the left made female.

 

[Ms_Ann]

My Boyfriend Has No Balls
That's not a euphemism.


I talk about Matt's lack of balls as if I was there when he lost them. I was not.

"Did you… I mean… does it… " I cringed at my awkwardness.

"Can I get it up?" he asked for me. "Is that what you're asking?" Then, the longest pause in the history of drunken conversations about penises.

The answer was yes, which Matt barely uttered before I pounced like a makeout attack cat. Our breathless face-sucking got us kicked out of the bar and subsequent taxi; we felt no shame over either. He was capable of erections with no family jewels! I didn't care about the logistics of how. This was a miracle of modern science in action.

That drunken night we proved their effectiveness, several times, and soon after became the first two people in humankind to experience real true perfect love. (Or that's how we saw it.)

 

[Ms_Ann]

http://www.fromthesidebar.com/uploads/image/bowling%20ball%20-%20one%20last%20question.jpg

 

[Ms_Ann]

Huh. There's a testicle forum. Men and their balls.


http://ehealthforum.com/health/testicles.html

 

[Ms_Ann]

Monorchism

*nods*

 

[OldJourno]

I'm retracting.
Researchers have concluded that "Famed One-Nutters" would pull in more readers.
Half of whom would retract.

 

[yossi]

Must be hard sharing one testicle between ten men.

 

[RideFl71]

Damn!!! I didn't make the top 10 list LMAO!!

 

[Ms_Ann]

Damn!!! I didn't make the top 10 list LMAO!!

You have to be one-nutted and also famous.

 

[Que]

You have to be one-nutted and also famous.

Oh.

Rob is only marginally GB famous. Not even GB Hall of Fame famous. The sort of famous that has to label himself a legend and make himself a plaque.

So, not really famous enough to make the list. Sad.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Oh.

Rob is only marginally GB famous. Not even GB Hall of Fame famous. The sort of famous that has to label himself a legend and make himself a plaque.

So, not really famous enough to make the list. Sad.

You would first have to convince me that Rob has any testicles.

 

[OldJourno]

Do you have any information about famous men who had numb nuts?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Do you have any information about famous men who had numb nuts?

Don't know about famous or numb but Rob has a tiny, bloody penis.

 

[GranniesJizz]

Do men with only one testicle cum with less quantity?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Do men with only one testicle cum with less quantity?

You must have gone to Catholic school.

 

[water505]

Betcha we could easily name 10 Lit men with no testicles.

 

[water505]

Oh.

Rob is only marginally GB famous. Not even GB Hall of Fame famous. The sort of famous that has to label himself a legend and make himself a plaque.

So, not really famous enough to make the list. Sad.

I think the correct word is infamous.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Betcha we could easily name 10 Lit men with no testicles.

Line 'em up. Who's doing the cupping?