Sparky Kronkite
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A hard, hard 2 right about now.
The fuckin' Trash Police and god damn pigeons!!!! That's why.
Just can't figure out (been on the NYC website and looked in the phone book - but no - can't find) the fucking trash/recycling rules here in the city. Monday, Wednesday, Saturdays? Regular trash those days - but only bottles/cans/plastic and magazines/newspapers/brown boxes (properly wrapped in twine) on Wednesdays. Bulk trash (old tv's, bed rails and broken furniture) on Mondays. Saturdays? Only regular trash. And what the fuck is "regular trash?" Paper and decaying food - only! (BTW - no garbage disposals anywhere in Manhattan - don't know why - can't figure it out. Must be a law. None here.) And brown card board boxes? They gotta be sliced into 2'x2' sections and twined. Bottles and plastic stuff in clear blue bags. Garbage and paper in white bags.
Shit! Fuck! God Damn!!!! I hate fucking rules!!! Especially complicated rules my simple fucking mind can't comprehend. And rules that cost me money!!!!
200 fucking bucks in the past month!!!!!!!
And bottles/cans/plastic (in proper blue bag) only on Wednesdays? What the fuck is that? I got a baby!!! And I like my beer too!!! My wife likes her wine!!! Shit! I'd have a huge leave bag full of this shit over a weeks time.
And Pigeons!!!! I fucking inherited the dreaded "Pidgin Removal Project" from the guy whose apartment we bought. It's been hell and now, just when it looks like were actually going to get it done (firecrackers to scare the birds out from between the buildings and then netting the gap between) I have to obtain front door keys from the two neighboring buildings!!! Yeah right - strangers are going to let me have keys to their front doors - for two whole days - while the pigeon guys do their thing. And the fucking pigeon guys won't simply hop from roof to co-joined roof - too dangerous. Bullshit!!!! Where is their Spider Man attitude?
City life. Sometimes, sometimes I just wanna blow the fucking city right to hell.
Okay - okay - I'm back up to a 4 and creeping up on 5 - I feel better.
Have a good day - where ever you may be. May you know all your trash rules and have no pigeons roosting on your building.
Oh yeah - happy Holloween too.
The fuckin' Trash Police and god damn pigeons!!!! That's why.
Just can't figure out (been on the NYC website and looked in the phone book - but no - can't find) the fucking trash/recycling rules here in the city. Monday, Wednesday, Saturdays? Regular trash those days - but only bottles/cans/plastic and magazines/newspapers/brown boxes (properly wrapped in twine) on Wednesdays. Bulk trash (old tv's, bed rails and broken furniture) on Mondays. Saturdays? Only regular trash. And what the fuck is "regular trash?" Paper and decaying food - only! (BTW - no garbage disposals anywhere in Manhattan - don't know why - can't figure it out. Must be a law. None here.) And brown card board boxes? They gotta be sliced into 2'x2' sections and twined. Bottles and plastic stuff in clear blue bags. Garbage and paper in white bags.
Shit! Fuck! God Damn!!!! I hate fucking rules!!! Especially complicated rules my simple fucking mind can't comprehend. And rules that cost me money!!!!
200 fucking bucks in the past month!!!!!!!
And bottles/cans/plastic (in proper blue bag) only on Wednesdays? What the fuck is that? I got a baby!!! And I like my beer too!!! My wife likes her wine!!! Shit! I'd have a huge leave bag full of this shit over a weeks time.
And Pigeons!!!! I fucking inherited the dreaded "Pidgin Removal Project" from the guy whose apartment we bought. It's been hell and now, just when it looks like were actually going to get it done (firecrackers to scare the birds out from between the buildings and then netting the gap between) I have to obtain front door keys from the two neighboring buildings!!! Yeah right - strangers are going to let me have keys to their front doors - for two whole days - while the pigeon guys do their thing. And the fucking pigeon guys won't simply hop from roof to co-joined roof - too dangerous. Bullshit!!!! Where is their Spider Man attitude?
City life. Sometimes, sometimes I just wanna blow the fucking city right to hell.
Okay - okay - I'm back up to a 4 and creeping up on 5 - I feel better.
Have a good day - where ever you may be. May you know all your trash rules and have no pigeons roosting on your building.
Oh yeah - happy Holloween too.
