#1 reason the US economy is in the shitter.

[modest mouse]

The latest studies indicate that the latest economic collapse is due to a sharp downturn in productivity. Initially researchers were baffled as to possible causes but further research yielded stunning results. Workers who access and post to a website, most notably literotica.com, are pulling the economy down due to an almost entirely wasted work day. Further research is being sponsored to find out if these people can be harvested and burnt for heat to save on petroleum use.

 

[sunstruck]

Hey you were supposed to be here to replace me 3 hours ago! I was gonna nap and surf remember? But noooo!

So I blame you for my part in this disaster.

 

[weed]

And I thought it was because I wasn't out shopping.

 

[sunstruck]

And I thought it was because I wasn't out shopping.

It is. Go get me some tupperware. I'm seriously lacking in tuperware.

 

[Backyard sweaty]

I lurk.