#1 reason not to cheat on your Girlfriend

[YoungGun69]

I hope it was worth it.

 

[xlc67]

What's a barstard??

 

[sexy-girl]

What's a barstard??

your car will be next for saying that

 

[xlc67]

At least that guy got a piece of ass out of the deal...

 

[lavender]

 

[xlc67]

You know I'd never cheat on you LavyDavyFuzzyWuzzy...oh, and sorry about hitting your car this morning...

 

[OUTSIDER]

Correction.....#1 reason not to cheat on your British girlfriend, thats a UK number plate and a European model Ford Sierra.

And the guys lucky she used paint....usually they use brake fluid and that eats the paint right off the car and can't ever be repainted.

 

[xlc67]

Is that Winston Churchill on your Avatar?

 

[OUTSIDER]

LOL, Churchill the dope fiend years.

 

[xlc67]

I'd like to have a bag of what he's smokin'...

 

[Cheyenne]

You are assuming it was a girlfriend. It could have been a wife who just decided divorce was a good thing.

 

[YoungGun69]

Correction.....#1 reason not to cheat on your British girlfriend, thats a UK number plate and a European model Ford Sierra.

And the guys lucky she used paint....usually they use brake fluid and that eats the paint right off the car and can't ever be repainted.

Thanks for the info outsider. I'm gonna remember that next time someone hurts me.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

cheater

you should know better than that.cheaters will get caught.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Thanks for the info outsider. I'm gonna remember that next time someone hurts me.

Brake fluid etches into the metal and blisters any paint you try to put over it, the only thing you can do to stop your car from rusting right out from under you is paint tar onto the effected area's, either way they end up with one fuck ugly car.

 

[batter]

i got an idea of why not to piss her off!

OUCH!!!!

 

[morninggirl5]

Brake fluid etches into the metal and blisters any paint you try to put over it, the only thing you can do to stop your car from rusting right out from under you is paint tar onto the effected area's, either way they end up with one fuck ugly car.

Outsider,


Thank you, thank you, thank you. Such wonderful information to have in the back of my mind.

Too bad I didn't know this trick when I was contemplating bleach in someone's grits.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Theres a thread started by KillerMuffin that has the word Wallyhell in the title that has a shit load about car sabotage

Enjoy

 

[bluntforcemama]

HAHAHAHAH!!! Wow... that's quite the animosity! Maybe that woman should try theraputic coloring. Of course, I suppose if she had valid reason, I'd be all about spray painting his car, and supergluing used condoms to the windsheild. She should take kickboxing lessons, they're quite useful in situations like this.

 

[Sweetlola]

Sure wish my ex-husband could have seen this thread.

Brake fluid, hmm?

 

[bi_theway]

hmmm.....

i think that was a clever thing to do, but she should of learned how to spell first, but i like the idea might use it, and the other idea about the paint thing to the car if my b/f ever cheats

 

[Renegade]

Women: Can't live with them, can't get back at them without a good alibi.

 

[Young Knave]

Correction.....#1 reason not to cheat on your British girlfriend, thats a UK number plate and a European model Ford Sierra.

And the guys lucky she used paint....usually they use brake fluid and that eats the paint right off the car and can't ever be repainted.

You sound like you have alot of experience with this sort of situation!

 

[OUTSIDER]

You sound like you have alot of experience with this sort of situation!

LOL, luckily it's not from personal experience but I have in the past done some naughty stuff to others........




Another good one is to put super glue on their windscreen wipers and watch as they try to figure out why the damn things won't move or why the arms are moving up the rubber has stayed at the bottom of the screen