Never
Come What May
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Well, it's 9:33. I went to bed this mourning at 3am, something or another like that, and have been lying there for the last six hours writing two porn stories in my head. The last of which involved Cheyenne's ass, Todd's penis, Adoratrice's mouth (tongue and teeth included), and my cunt.
No, they weren't getting it on. They were complaining about how little they were loved.
"I'ma very 'igh maintenance fellow, you know."
"What do you mean?"
"We'll dem split ends don't fix themselves. It's not that I'm complaining 'bout the attention an all; but give me a rest! Stop beatin' me like some fool red 'eaded step child every six minutes!"
...
"Did you say budget?"
"No."
"Bidet?"
"Yes, but that's not what I meant."
"I wouldn't confuse the two if I were you as it could get you in a great deal of trouble. As for your question, naturally, I have both."
"Yes, but, I'm sorry I don't often ask questions like that."
"AW-fen. Don't you start talking like dickhead over there."
Anyways, I work from 2:30 to 11:00 tonight. At what time do you think I'll collapse into a comatose mass at my station?
Oh right, have a good mourning.
No, they weren't getting it on. They were complaining about how little they were loved.
"I'ma very 'igh maintenance fellow, you know."
"What do you mean?"
"We'll dem split ends don't fix themselves. It's not that I'm complaining 'bout the attention an all; but give me a rest! Stop beatin' me like some fool red 'eaded step child every six minutes!"
...
"Did you say budget?"
"No."
"Bidet?"
"Yes, but that's not what I meant."
"I wouldn't confuse the two if I were you as it could get you in a great deal of trouble. As for your question, naturally, I have both."
"Yes, but, I'm sorry I don't often ask questions like that."
"AW-fen. Don't you start talking like dickhead over there."
Anyways, I work from 2:30 to 11:00 tonight. At what time do you think I'll collapse into a comatose mass at my station?
Oh right, have a good mourning.
