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Um, I mean you're allowed to look. You're an adult, right?(Also, what happened in here?!?! It's like an explosion of things I can't look at!)
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I think you're telling stories, lady.No.
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Okay.I think you're telling stories, lady.
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And what an experience it is!!!Well yeah. It's all part of the experience.
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Well, that’s my intense erection established for the entire day!
Thank you, @MrsNaughtyCat for this most invigorating public service announcement! You are an artiste!
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I got a bag of 500 finger cots you can have if you really wanna feel colossal.I always buy the extra small so I feel HUGE.
Also good for inserting fingers into places you may want a barrier for. And much less wasteful than an entire glove.
#winwinwin
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Meanwhile, in Denmark.. PSA : how to give a Blowjob!
https://www.dr.dk/drtv/se/sex-med-p3_-blowjob_338762
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"Content is only available in Denmark, Greenland and the Faroe Islands"
I have never felt so disappointed before in my life.
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I've never wanted a VPN into Denmark until today.
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Ohh.... But... There is practical rehearsal.. on a dildo, with a sexologist teaching...
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Umm, go on. You have my...ahem...full attention.
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Well.. like this...
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Yeah, sorry. I'm still not getting it. Are private lessons available?
Just kidding. But what I don't understand is...why is she practicing on such a small dildo? The size doesn't look even remotely realistic to me at all.
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How big do you think our vaginas are?Yeah, sorry. I'm still not getting it. Are private lessons available?
Just kidding. But what I don't understand is...why is she practicing on such a small dildo? The size doesn't look even remotely realistic to me at all.
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You don't give blowjobs with vaginas, silly! Wow, these lessons are really needed, aren't they?How big do you think our vaginas are?
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Wait, so my queefing during sex doesn't count as a blow job.You don't give blowjobs with vaginas, silly! Wow, these lessons are really needed, aren't they?
That completely ruins all my sexual stats!
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I dunno. I didn't see it mentioned in @MrsNaughtyCat 's video lesson. Maybe that was just Blowjob 101 and queefing is covered in Blowjob 120.
I can already see a lot of extra credit and detention in my upcoming education.
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I love me some good sex Ed!Or mouths... My poor jaws..
Well... It was clearly stated, in Danish, that the dildos were bigger than the average penis.
Still.. it is good Sex Ed
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