🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[LadyLascivious1]

Btw, I like that you know exactly which post.

Well, I’ve seen exactly ONE picture of him and right when I first found the hilarity of his and Trekka’s threads. Plus, artsy fine ass. So…memorable!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Post #97 on this thread

Even I didn’t know where it was and I’m a total whore for pics of me.

I’ll settle for purveyor of hotness

Sorry, @hotwords229_A. We’re totally objectifying your ass right now!

Love it!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Even I didn’t know where it was and I’m a total whore for pics of me.

Love it!

Memory is my superpower. Really. I often feel bad for people who disagree with me at work or in my personal life. It’s fucking annoying to have someone be able to constantly fact-check you real time

I’d much rather put that skill to pervy use!

 

[Trekka]

Memory is my superpower. Really. I often feel bad for people who disagree with me at work or in my personal life. It’s fucking annoying to have someone be able to constantly fact-check you real time

I’d much rather put that skill to pervy use!

This^ poses a good question.

How do you put your skill set (professional, personal, or otherwise) to pervy use?

• Do you put your organizational data entry skills to work by keeping a spreadsheet of your Lit-lations?
• Are you using that degree in public relations to make your vanity thread a warm and post-tastic #chatmosphere? ️
• Does your love of interior design help you decorate a gorgeous thread with heady jpgs? 🌤
• Putting that managerial certification to work to politely but firmly shitcan the creepers, asshats, and trainwrecks from your inbox? 🗑
• Perhaps a love of gardening helps you remember to water your litlationships each day.
• If you’re a musician, then we already know your moves So how do you make yourself stand out?

Tell us how you use your skillZ to up your game here in Fantasy Fuckland?

 

[FranklyFrank]

This^ poses a good question.

How do you put your skill set (professional, personal, or otherwise) to pervy use?

• Do you put your organizational data entry skills to work by keeping a spreadsheet of your Lit-lations?
• Are you using that degree in public relations to make your vanity thread a warm and post-tastic #chatmosphere? ️
• Does your love of interior design help you decorate a gorgeous thread with heady jpgs? 🌤
• Putting that managerial certification to work to politely but firmly shitcan the creepers, asshats, and trainwrecks from your inbox? 🗑
• Perhaps a love of gardening helps you remember to water your litlationships each day.
• If you’re a musician, then we already know your moves So how do you make yourself stand out?

Tell us how you use your skillZ to up your game here in Fantasy Fuckland?

Lit...aka Fantasy Fuckland...aka the E-Seduction Zone can be compared to corporate sales.

You can hone your skills and have a corner office from your productivity levels and salesman-of-the-year experiences or you can be back in the cubicle sales pit, new and fumbling with your sales pitch.

Be the corner office guy...just not in a snake oil salesman kind of way...well unless you're into snakes..

 

[Endless_Night]

This^ poses a good question.

How do you put your skill set (professional, personal, or otherwise) to pervy use?

• Do you put your organizational data entry skills to work by keeping a spreadsheet of your Lit-lations?
• Are you using that degree in public relations to make your vanity thread a warm and post-tastic #chatmosphere? ️
• Does your love of interior design help you decorate a gorgeous thread with heady jpgs? 🌤
• Putting that managerial certification to work to politely but firmly shitcan the creepers, asshats, and trainwrecks from your inbox? 🗑
• Perhaps a love of gardening helps you remember to water your litlationships each day.
• If you’re a musician, then we already know your moves So how do you make yourself stand out?

Tell us how you use your skillZ to up your game here in Fantasy Fuckland?

Wow….

I spent a blank couple minutes trying to think what my skill set might actually be. (It seems I have no skillz. )

Come blurb my life! I need one of these deftly worded vignettes to tie all these loose threads into a scintillating word picture instead of this unorganized mess puddled about my feet.


I'm serious. Blurb me.

Is there a wait list?

 

[Mr_Soup]

This^ poses a good question.

How do you put your skill set (professional, personal, or otherwise) to pervy use?

• Do you put your organizational data entry skills to work by keeping a spreadsheet of your Lit-lations?
• Are you using that degree in public relations to make your vanity thread a warm and post-tastic #chatmosphere? ️
• Does your love of interior design help you decorate a gorgeous thread with heady jpgs? 🌤
• Putting that managerial certification to work to politely but firmly shitcan the creepers, asshats, and trainwrecks from your inbox? 🗑
• Perhaps a love of gardening helps you remember to water your litlationships each day.
• If you’re a musician, then we already know your moves So how do you make yourself stand out?

Tell us how you use your skillZ to up your game here in Fantasy Fuckland?

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[drobert44]

My many years of working in the vineyard of SSA have made it easy to ask a total stranger the most intimate questions...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m glad to see this thread resurface. This thread undoubtedly has some of the best e-whoring tips around from the sites top e-whores, men and women alike!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m glad to see this thread resurface. This thread undoubtedly has some of the best e-whoring tips around from the sites top e-whores, men and women alike!

I agree. However, I wish to get more thought provoking e-whore activity from our original e-whore coach.
Lately I feel more like an e-pope than an e-whore.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Here’s my latest tip…start a group chat with 2 other sexy Litsters and see what happens.

You’re welcome

 

[Trekka]

Here’s my latest tip…start a group chat with 2 other sexy Litsters and see what happens.

You’re welcome

Can vouch for this maneuver.
*turns invisible mode OFF and waits for it*

^whoring slam dunk. hiya lw how you doin’?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Here’s my latest tip…start a group chat with 2 other sexy Litsters and see what happens.

You’re welcome

Oh, I highly recommend this move

 

[Lord Pmann]

Can vouch for this maneuver.
*turns invisible mode OFF and waits for it*

^whoring slam dunk. hiya lw how you doin’?

Good to see you here!

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Honestly, I don't need e-whoring tips. I'm drowning in dick.

What I need are e-virgin tips. Any born-again virgins? Anyone know how to put toothpaste back in the tube?

Wild vermin have already ransacked all the flowers from this garden, and I need a gardener with a horticultural degree to do some re-planting. Tee hee hee.

XOXO TNT

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Can vouch for this maneuver.
*turns invisible mode OFF and waits for it*

^whoring slam dunk. hiya lw how you doin’?

Turn that light on girl! Hey sexy Trekksy
I’m living my best e-whoring life! Good to see you!

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[Trekka]

Turn that light on girl! Hey sexy Trekksy
I’m living my best e-whoring life! Good to see you!

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Living her best e-Whoring life.
Plus donuts. So fucking cute.


So…
Let’s see…

E-Whoring: Best done in public, keep everything above board? Or do we slut about in private, or both?

Do you enjoy the limelight of your Skype activity settings going from invisible to green without your permission? Could you not give two fucks?

I remember thread sex. That doesn’t really happen too much anymore. Seems to have fallen out of fashion. Those were the days…

Anyone have good, current guidelines? Do you peacock best in public, or private?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I think a good tease on the threads with follow through in private is the way to go. Or no follow through, if you just want to stay a tease, is fun too.

I'd so be down for a public thread though. But I'd likely come back the next day and edit all my posts to pictures of a duck.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

All of the above please! The really good and filthy stuff is private, but innuendo in public or a hint of being caught or seen for extra spice is perfect.

Don’t love it going green, but can’t be bothered to give too many fucks about it. It won’t take long for friends to realize I’m either too busy with offline adulting or just too busy online fun adulting

I missed thread sex?! Tell me all about it! In salacious detail please

 

[jason28053]

I think a good tease on the threads with follow through in private is the way to go. Or no follow through, if you just want to stay a tease, is fun too.

I'd so be down for a public thread though. But I'd likely come back the next day and edit all my posts to pictures of a duck.

Did autocorrect change it to duck?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Did autocorrect change it to duck?

No. Quack!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Did autocorrect change it to duck?

You know the universal tech and gaming placeholder for when things go ass up is a duck!

 

[jason28053]

You know the universal tech and gaming placeholder for when things go ass up is a duck!

sometimes ass up is a good thing

 

[Trekka]

Jason is still here?!

 

[Trekka]

All of the above please! The really good and filthy stuff is private, but innuendo in public or a hint of being caught or seen for extra spice is perfect.

Don’t love it going green, but can’t be bothered to give too many fucks about it. It won’t take long for friends to realize I’m either too busy with offline adulting or just too busy online fun adulting

I missed thread sex?! Tell me all about it! In salacious detail please

Thread sex is e-boning on the boards. Or, what I sometimes think about when I need that last little *kick* over the edge.