🥶You Know It's Cold Outside When....

[Mrtenant]

Well?

Say it...

You know it's cold outside when....

.... you go outside and it's cold.

How about you?

(White background is all snow, btw)

 

[Cat]

You know it is cold outside when...
- there are ice-flowers growing on the windows

 

[lanceGibs]

When your balls are freezing and markedly heavy

 

[Ocs9000uk]

Ya nipples are like Chapel hat pegs

 

[Btq97]

You have to shoo the polar bear off the car

 

[dmallord]

You know it's cold outside when ...

When the air you exhale creates a cloud of ice crystals lingering in the air, the snow you're walking on has a high-pitched squeak as you walk, and you are not leaving a track in the snow behind you!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You know it's cold outside when you have to put aside the Birkenstocks and slip into "tennis mules" to head to the store.

 

[Anastasia1999]

You know it’s cold outside when you step outside and go arse over tit on the freezing pavement.

 

[Btq97]

You know it’s cold outside when you step outside and go arse over tit on the freezing pavement.

A lady would go head over heels

 

[Anastasia1999]

A lady would go head over heels

Hehehe it’s all coming out now.

I am a grand duchess, there is a difference

 

[Btq97]

Hehehe it’s all coming out now.

I am a grand duchess, there is a difference

Yes bloomers and corsets

 

[deft]

You only it is cold outside when...
- there are ice-flowers growing on the windows

…and looking at them from under a snuggly blanket indoors is a wonderful cozy feeling!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Yes bloomers and corsets

Yes and big woolly jumpers and hats and a fake fur coat

 

[Mattentive]

When you get cunningly seduced by a lamppost.

 

[Btq97]

When you get cunningly seduced by a lamppost.

Best not to lick it

 

[Mattentive]

Best not to lick it

Just in case it returns the favour.

 

[Btq97]

Just in case it returns the favour.

more for not having to text a friend to come and unfreeze your tongue
plus how do you explain it

 

[Mattentive]

more for not having to text a friend to come and unfreeze your tongue
plus how do you explain it

Texting his girlfriend might be a faster bet He probably wouldn't really need to explain it. I'm sure she's met a man before.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

...when I wear something other than flip flops. There has to be snow for that to happen.

 

[Anastasia1999]

...when I wear something other than flip flops. There has to be snow for that to happen.

You will get plantar fasciitis when you are older if you live in flip flops girl

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You will get plantar fasciitis when you are older if you live in flip flops girl

I have it.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I have it.

Oh feck!

You need a pair of decent shoes young lady

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh feck!

You need a pair of decent shoes young lady

I have an autoimmune disease that causes inflammation everywhere so I still got it when I wore good shoes. Since I'm doomed anyway, might as well make the toes as happy as possible!

 

[Anastasia1999]

I have an autoimmune disease that causes inflammation everywhere so I still got it when I wore good shoes. Since I'm doomed anyway, might as well make the toes as happy as possible!

Let’s have a hot whiskey and a dance around my sitting room to warm up!

You know it’s cold outside when the lid of your wheelie bin is frozen solid and you need to wrestle with it to open it

You know it is cold outside when you take your ice skates out of the box and go skating on the local forest lake

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

You know it’s cold outside when your nipples harden up even when dressed like an Eskimo outside.