🤨 Things You Never Want To Hear Your Lit Crush Say

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Things You Never Want To Hear Your Lit Crush Say

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'll take you to a butcher shop.

 

[lacandy]

Can you proofread my personals ad?

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Feeeeed meeeee Seymour....

 

[Miles Long]

"When the wind blows my pussy rattles."

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Call me Lubey Dicks

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Let me get the sand paper......

 

[Jd192235]

Call me Lubey Dicks

Or call me doobie licks

 

[Miles Long]

"If your balls aren't bloody and barely still attached, did we even have sex?"

 

[AlwaysFara]

“Define small.”

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Look, the smell is normal, I promise

 

[Jd192235]

Is a yeasty smell normal?

 

[Miles Long]

"I lost count of how many cats I have."

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Look its international strap on day, its only fair.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I like the sound of your vomit.

There are some things that should never be said

 

[AlwaysFara]

I like the sound of your vomit.

I like the taste of your vomit.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

"Icy Hot makes the best lube..."

 

[Jd192235]

You have a pet rabbit?!!?

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

*Gagging and muffled* Oh no, my braces broke. Don't move

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What kind of stuff do you like to put in your butt?

 

[AlwaysFara]

What kind of stuff do you like to put in your butt?

Hey.

I like that question.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

My diet consists solely of bananas and cucumbers.

 

[Jd192235]

Hey.

I like that question.

Agreed I think that is in the “what would you like to hear” category

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm a Hanzo main.

(So, apologies, I know that nobody is going to get the joke but me, and it was a waste of a perfectly good post. I'll just go sit over here in my nerd corner by myself now.)

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I'm a Hanzo main.

(So, apologies, I know that nobody is going to get the joke but me, and it was a waste of a perfectly good post. I'll just go sit over here in my nerd corner by myself now.)

I need healing!