🙈🙉🙊 Salacious Monkey’s Euphemism Emporium🙊🙉🙈

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Welcome y’all to Salacious Monkey’s Euphemism Emporium.

I figured rather than asking folks if everything was a euphemism I’d just go ahead and ask you to tell me your euphemisms in advance. All proactive and shit.

Also I wanted to rip off some dropout.tv but don’t tell anyone, it’ll be our little secret.

Anyway, the rules are pretty simple and will be unevenly and irregularly enforced anyway.

I’ll name a topic here:

Someone’s Junk

THEN and this important to read before you go all buck wild THEN I’ll name:

A Celebrity

THEN you will suggest a euphemism for that celebrity’s junk

THEN you will name another celebrity

THEN someone else will suggest a name for that celebrity’s junk and so on and so forth.

Note: I will periodically change the things you’re euphemising (that’s a word. No you shut up) and what you’re doing it based upon. So if things seem weird, check this post.

Example:

Me: Tom Cruise

You: Top Gun
Marissa Tomei.

Next poster: My cousin’s Vinny!
Albert Einstein

Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. Got it?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Danny DeVito

 

[morelikeasong]

Danny DeVito

Rum ham!

Jeff Goldblum

 

[Qky75]

Rum ham!

Jeff Goldblum

The fly

Francis Albert Sinatra

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sinatra’s Junk is…

Old Blew Eyes (I’m so sorry)

Vin Diesel

 

[morelikeasong]

Vin Diesel’s junk is…
Fast and Furious

Low hanging fruit, I know

Angelina Jolie

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh god…I’m apologizing in advance for this…

Angelina’s Junk is…

The Bone Collector

Kathy Bates

 

[Qky75]

Kathy Bates' junk is the hobbler


Mick Jagger

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s brutal.

Mick’s Junk is

The Fifth Beatle.

Freddie Mercury

 

[Qky75]

Freddy Mercury s junk is The Champion

Rue Paul

 

[__Nathan1968]

Rue Paul’s junk is:

Secret. (Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.)



Chevy Chase

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Chevy Chase

Flesh Lives.

Henry Cavill:

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Flesh Lives.

Henry Cavill:

Henry Cavill has absolutely called his junk The Primarch at least once.

George Carlin

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Henry Cavill has absolutely called his junk The Primarch at least once.

George Carlin

Henry Cavill is such a sexy dork, I love him

Buddy Christ!

This is feeling a bit lopsided though. Can we name female celebrities’ junk too?
Salma Hayek

 

[__Nathan1968]

Henry Cavill is such a sexy dork, I love him

Salma Hayek

Puss in Boots

Pope Francis.

 

[morelikeasong]

Pope Francis’s junk is the Holy Communion

Jennifer Coolidge

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Pope Francis’s junk is the Holy Communion

Jennifer Coolidge

The White Lotus!

Emilia Clarke:

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The White Lotus!

Emilia Clarke:

Emilia Clarke’s junk is
Dracarys

Sia

 

[__Nathan1968]

Emilia Clarke’s junk is
Dracarys

Sia

Sia’s junk is Unstoppable

Morrissey

 

[Wriggle]

Sia’s junk is Unstoppable

Morrissey' junk

Heaven knows it's miserable now

Cher

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Cher's junk can turn back time.

Liam Neeson

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Heaven knows it's miserable now

I’m choking on my coffee.

Cher's junk can turn back time.

Liam Neeson

Liam’s Junk is

A very particular set

Martin Lawrence

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m choking on my coffee.


Liam’s Junk is

A very particular set

Martin Lawrence

Martin Lawrence’s junk is The Right Thing.

Peewee Herman

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Martin Lawrence’s junk is The Right Thing.

Peewee Herman

Peewee’s junk is

the Secret Word because it

Wait for it


Wait for it


makes you

Wait….


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Neve Campbell

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Martin Lawrence’s junk is The Right Thing.

Peewee Herman

Peewee’s junk is called “the secret word of the day” because it’ll make you scream!

Andre the Giant